Aaron Rodgers Becomes No. 1 Sports Moron In The World (multi-purpose containment thread) - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who was recently revealed to be unvaccinated against COVID-19 despite previously telling reporters that he had been “immunized” against the virus, went on the Pat McAfee Show today to try and set the record straight. He sure did! This media appearance marked the first time Rodgers has spoken publicly since the news of his vaccination status broke, and boy was it a doozy.

Rodgers began the conversation by claiming that he is currently “in the crosshairs of the woke mob,” which was an ominous sign of what was to follow. For about an hour, Rodgers mostly monologued about … I don’t even know, man. Try to imagine if someone trained artificial intelligence to speak, but only allowed it to use words that had previously been used on Reddit and Joe Rogan’s podcast.

Rodgers didn’t really offer a concrete explanation for why he led people to believe he was vaccinated through his careful use of the word “immunized.” He claimed to have a pre-existing medical condition that meant he was at risk of having an allergic reaction to the mRNA vaccines, and that a blood-clotting issue that had previously affected some recipients of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine made him too afraid to take that one. With vaccines off the table, Rodgers said he began a homeopathic treatment regimen that allowed him to “stimulate his immune system.” He refused to say specifically what that treatment entailed. He did, however, say that he was afraid that the vaccines would render him sterile.

That’s as close as Rodgers got to providing any useful information during his long—God, it was so long—chat with McAfee. The rest of the segment was padded out with loads and loads of the sort of embarrassing bullshit you’ve probably already heard from various famous morons. Rodgers mentioned being “canceled” and “cancel culture” and “witch hunts” multiple times; he talked repeatedly about all the “research” he did about vaccines and the virus; he kept saying things that he must have thought sounded very wise, such as “health shouldn’t be political” and “this should be a conversation, not a controversy”; he said that he began taking Ivermectin on the advice of his buddy, Joe Rogan. When it came to the issue of him not wearing a mask during press conferences despite being unvaccinated, which is a clear violation of the NFL’s protocols [...]

Aaron Rodgers is a bozo, and now everyone knows it.

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11-05-2021 , 04:59 PM

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Cal Berkeley's own Aaron Rodgers, all in the same interview:

"If the vaccine works, which it doesn't, then why are they worried about unvaxxed people hurting vaxxed people"

"The only time I went maskless was when everyone around me was vaxxed"

"I consulted my friend Joe Rogan when making this deeply personal healthcare decision"

"I am a critical thinker"

11-05-2021 , 05:02 PM

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Honestly, shame on Berkeley for teaching Aaron the words "critical thinker." Clearly dangerous to give someone that stupid, that much confidence.

There's a ton of arguments that are each very solid in their own right, about why it's absurd for top universities to have big football programs. But for some reason this one is jarring even among all the rest

11-05-2021 , 05:23 PM

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Wait are you trying to say Beast Mode isn’t an elite student as well as athlete?

11-05-2021 , 05:25 PM

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def my favorite part is when he complained that its all "too political". bruh, you wouldnt have any of these ideas if it wasnt for politics.

the numbers on vaccines are pretty obv.

unfortunately hes correct that a lot of the things are not rooted in science if what he says about the protocols are true. obv vaxxed people should get tested a lot more and be a lot more careful. not that unvaxxed clowns like himself should have less procedure.

11-05-2021 , 05:30 PM

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Free GodgersWOAT

11-05-2021 , 05:32 PM

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the whole thing is outrageous. he should never play another down in the NFL.

11-05-2021 , 05:35 PM

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he said that he began taking Ivermectin on the advice of his buddy, Joe Rogan
he said that he began taking Ivermectin on the advice of his buddy, Joe Rogan
he said that he began taking Ivermectin on the advice of his buddy, Joe Rogan
he said that he began taking Ivermectin on the advice of his buddy, Joe Rogan
he said that he began taking Ivermectin on the advice of his buddy, Joe Rogan

imagine being a doctor working for the packers

11-05-2021 , 05:36 PM

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Lol, didn't notice he was gone again

11-05-2021 , 06:01 PM

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the whole thing is outrageous. he should never play another down in the NFL.

are these going to get funny anytime soon

11-05-2021 , 06:04 PM

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Holy **** this guy is an imbecile

11-05-2021 , 06:10 PM

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the whole thing is outrageous. he should never play another down in the NFL.

A+ post right here

11-05-2021 , 06:12 PM

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Saw someone on twitter refer to him as Throw Rogan. LOL'd.

11-05-2021 , 06:15 PM

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karen rodgers, throw rogan, errin' rodgers, etc

yeah we gotta settle on a new nickname before his next game ... luckily we have time

green bay pasters ... is that anything? didn't think so

11-05-2021 , 06:18 PM

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Love Throw Rogan

11-05-2021 , 06:20 PM

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QAaron

11-05-2021 , 06:24 PM

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more like Karen Rodgers, amirite????

11-05-2021 , 06:24 PM

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are these going to get funny anytime soon

probably not

11-05-2021 , 06:25 PM

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more like Karen Rodgers, amirite????

Another A+ post right here

11-05-2021 , 06:37 PM

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NFL says Aaron Rodgers never discussed vaccine with its doctors

highly unnecessary once you talk to the host of fear factor

11-05-2021 , 06:39 PM

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Well Joe Rogan has a podcast, so, duh

11-05-2021 , 06:44 PM

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lmao Godgers, disgrace

11-05-2021 , 07:21 PM

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QAaron looks best but doesn't sound great. Karen Rodgers sounds good but sorta beating a dead horse.

11-05-2021 , 07:30 PM

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Him taking Ivermectin does match up with with the "Rodgers to the Broncos" rumors tho.

11-05-2021 , 07:38 PM

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anyway 1 thing is clear: the nfl really needs to release his research project

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