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Correctional officer rang into local sports radio today and basically said they tie one end around the window or whatever, the other around their neck and stand against the wall and slide their feet away from the wall until they are being choked and then just basically allow themselves to be choked out and once they pass out gravity finishes the job. Sounds like a brutal way to go.

You can do it from a doorknob. You just have to cut off the blood circulation to the brain. No neck-snapping required.

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04-19-2017 , 08:45 PM

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Are you serious? Really???

Yeah you can't really tie a slip knot with a bed sheet that will hold a 240 pound man.

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04-19-2017 , 08:46 PM

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Damn, that sounds horrible.

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04-19-2017 , 09:08 PM

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It's pretty common for a suicide to happen when people see the person as becoming more upbeat and/or engaged. It's partially related to why antidepressants have suicide warnings.

But mostly, just lol at the things 2p2ers latch onto as reasons for why something is or isn't possible. Worse than a damn knitting circle.

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You can do it from a doorknob. You just have to cut off the blood circulation to the brain. No neck-snapping required.

tom it seems like you've really researched this. is everything OK ?

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04-19-2017 , 09:12 PM

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pretty sure he's just basing that off the wire.

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tom it seems like you've really researched this. is everything OK ?

Yes and yes.

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pretty sure he's just basing that off the wire.

And no (if directed at me).

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04-19-2017 , 09:34 PM

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StoppedRainingMen

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Holy ****ing GOAT title change

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It must be a real challenge for you to be such a knowledgeable and well informed person and yet be surrounded by so many dullards

I for one would like to thank you for your patience and persistence while you educate us

You are one of the unsung heroes of the internet

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04-19-2017 , 09:54 PM

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If victim's families somehow can't get money now that is absolute horse****.

Whichever NFL scout did his pre-draft profile needs a raise

“Self-esteem is quite low; not well-adjusted emotionally, not happy, moods unpredictable, not stable, doesn’t take much to set him off."

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04-19-2017 , 10:01 PM

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No u

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04-19-2017 , 10:22 PM

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Wait... so he knitted a bed sheet and tied it to a window?

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I need some clarification on what prison is like because between The Wire, the MSNBC show, Oz and Goodfellas I have a wide range of possibilities

i just operate under that assumption ^

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04-19-2017 , 10:30 PM

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Wait... so he knitted a bed sheet and tied it to a window?

He had a lot of time on his hands

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04-19-2017 , 10:32 PM

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Rock Paper Scissors
becomes
Knit Crochet Tat
on the inside

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04-19-2017 , 11:12 PM

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Whichever NFL scout did his pre-draft profile needs a raise

“Self-esteem is quite low; not well-adjusted emotionally, not happy, moods unpredictable, not stable, doesn’t take much to set him off."

link to this?

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04-19-2017 , 11:32 PM

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Saw it quoted on ESPN or something today, hadn't heard it before, found a Boston Globe article with it back when the first arrest was making news

Aaron Hernandez’s scouting report was ominous

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04-19-2017 , 11:39 PM

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Ehh, that's probably the scouting report for 50% of minorities. Didn't Scam have a report saying he was a bad seed?

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Pretty sure Scam was more dumbassery, stole a laptop from a fellow student and jumped out a window IIRC

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Can't use evidence from criminal trial against him in civil court and probably means his family stands to collect some otherwise lost money.

This is not correct. Evidence from the criminal trial of course can be used in the civil trial. The fact of the conviction can't be used.

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04-19-2017 , 11:58 PM

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Ehh, that's probably the scouting report for 50% of minorities. Didn't Scam have a report saying he was a bad seed?

SCOUTZ GOAT

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04-19-2017 , 11:59 PM

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I didn't read the statute just an article claiming to know so you may be right

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04-20-2017 , 12:34 AM

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Bill Simmons prob fed it to her.

Hey Billy boy, I know you're reading this.

You can go **** yourself, you internet thief. Your fake NBA trades suck too.

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His appeal had no chance. He didn't even have a leg to stand on.

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