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04-19-2017 , 12:07 PM
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There is just no way someone could have come up with such a clever and original joke on their own, they MUST have taken it from this thread.
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04-19-2017 , 12:16 PM
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"In the eyes of the law, he died an innocent man"

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/4/19/15...y-trial-appeal

Wat
Seems like this is the answer Yeah? Dude beats the double murder and is appealing the Lloyd killing.

By killing himself, he saves his family whatever amount he has left. Makes sense if that's accurate.
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04-19-2017 , 12:21 PM
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What does this mean? I don't get the joke.
I think it means he caught the gay.
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04-19-2017 , 12:22 PM
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04-19-2017 , 12:28 PM
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I think it means he caught the gay.
Yeah, but that doesn't really explain the joke. What does "kicking with both legs" refer to?
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04-19-2017 , 12:29 PM
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Yeah, but that doesn't really explain the joke. What does "kicking with both legs" refer to?
Like "switch-hitting" but with football
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04-19-2017 , 12:30 PM
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Oh okay. Thanks.
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04-19-2017 , 12:39 PM
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Supporters and conspiracy nuts already flooding Facebook with the "he was murdered" thing
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04-19-2017 , 12:40 PM
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There is just no way someone could have come up with such a clever and original joke on their own, they MUST have taken it from this thread.
The gatekeeper of comedy shows his humorlessness again.
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04-19-2017 , 12:47 PM
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Supporters and conspiracy nuts already flooding Facebook with the "he was murdered" thing
Of course he was murdered, lol at thinking it was suicide
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04-19-2017 , 12:54 PM
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Because Hernandez died mid-appeal, his conviction has been voided.

This might have significant financial impact on his daughter.
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04-19-2017 , 01:16 PM
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really unexpected

the gay line makes some sense
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04-19-2017 , 01:26 PM
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Injury update: Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely
His return is questionable.
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04-19-2017 , 01:34 PM
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BB told him to just hang in there.
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04-19-2017 , 01:51 PM
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Huh, when I read there were 83 new post itt my first thought was there were new murder charges or that he had somehow escaped, never this.
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04-19-2017 , 01:54 PM
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Rumors are the Counting Crows smash hit "Hanging Around" was playing from the janitors headphones when he found him.

Sad, but true.
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04-19-2017 , 02:07 PM
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I was the head juror in a 1st degree murder trial where someone lined up 3 guys and shot them execution style, one survived when the bullet travelled under his skull, deflected, and came out of his face between his eyes. He then woke up roughly 30 minutes later, thought the killers were still in the apartment and then scaled the 20th floor balcony into the neighbour's balcony/apartment.
That's some Spiderman ****.
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04-19-2017 , 02:10 PM
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Because Hernandez died mid-appeal, his conviction has been voided.

This might have significant financial impact on his daughter.
On to Probate.
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04-19-2017 , 02:27 PM
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The gatekeeper of comedy shows his humorlessness again.
I don't really care that it is a hacky joke, mostly just amused by SE thinking itself to be the center of the internet.
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04-19-2017 , 02:29 PM
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how are so many of these cells so conducive to hanging? The whole prison system is aware of suicides and suicide watches, they restrict what items inmates can have (no rope, no belts), but there always seems to be bed sheets and an iron bar just waiting.
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04-19-2017 , 02:31 PM
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Do you think she came up with that "Tight end to wide receiver" joke herself?
absolutely not. she got it from this thread ldo.
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04-19-2017 , 02:33 PM
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Because Hernandez died mid-appeal, his conviction has been voided.
this needs to be entered in the everyday scams thread
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04-19-2017 , 02:35 PM
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how are so many of these cells so conducive to hanging? The whole prison system is aware of suicides and suicide watches, they restrict what items inmates can have (no rope, no belts), but there always seems to be bed sheets and an iron bar just waiting.
Outside of watching or restraining someone 24/7, it is pretty tough to keep a person from harming themselves if they are determined to do it.
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04-19-2017 , 02:36 PM
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how are so many of these cells so conducive to hanging? The whole prison system is aware of suicides and suicide watches, they restrict what items inmates can have (no rope, no belts), but there always seems to be bed sheets and an iron bar just waiting.
Do you really think that you wouldn't be able to figure out a way if you were incarcerated and determined to kill yourself?

edit: My slow pony rides again!
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