2024 NFL Off-season Thread - Page 38 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

That has happened to me multiple times already. At least it's pretty easy to get it out of there. Mine once flew off in the cold from under my bike gloves and it took multiple hours to find.

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Originally Posted by feel wrath

Haven’t there been 4 reported Tyreek episodes over the years? Most recent two aren’t on the Chiefs I guess but he does seem to escape the flak pretty well

Yes, first one in college got him kicked off Oklahoma State (plus 3 years of probation) and was the reason why he was available in the 5th round in the draft. He was a model citizen in the KC community before and after the leaked audio scandal though.

The fact that he has (or had?) multiple paternity lawsuits at the same time shows he hasn't matured though.

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03-31-2024 , 05:44 PM

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Congrats to SRM on what sounds like a very SRM wedding, and condolences to his wife.

Orgy story is pretty legit. Never know what people will bond over at these things. I became aware during my wedding that my high school friends had brought a bunch of blow and were trading it for E that my college friends had brought. They all still say it was the best wedding theyve ever been to!

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03-31-2024 , 06:02 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

Highlights from wedding for those interested (that I can remember):

Best man ethered me with his speech. Wife’s mom hates him forever

To those who aren’t married and plan on getting married chicken and waffles and a fries and donut bar are an epic late night snack. I personally wouldn’t know cuz I didn’t even finish my own dinner much less even realized the rest of the food came out but still

Wife’s mom walks up to me and says ‘so someone is ****ing in the bathroom, can you tell them to chill?’ Followed by 6 other people telling me people are loudly ****ing in the bathroom. Followed by me finding out 6 people I sat at one table on a guess decided to have a swinger orgy they admitted to in one of the only 3 bathrooms in the entire place. My exact words ‘well I guess if you know a better way to meet new people I’d like to hear it’

I have three words for you:

Spoiler:

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03-31-2024 , 06:23 PM

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REDeYeS00

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

Wife’s mom walks up to me and says ‘so someone is ****ing in the bathroom, can you tell them to chill?’ Followed by 6 other people telling me people are loudly ****ing in the bathroom. Followed by me finding out 6 people I sat at one table on a guess decided to have a swinger orgy they admitted to in one of the only 3 bathrooms in the entire place. My exact words ‘well I guess if you know a better way to meet new people I’d like to hear it’

need to know which side of they aisle they were seated

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03-31-2024 , 06:46 PM

#930

72off

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srm def gotta auction off invites to his next wedding

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03-31-2024 , 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 72off

his next wedding

watchumean?

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03-31-2024 , 11:14 PM

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roymunson888

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Who gets in a multicar wreck and leaves? No interest in people or society at all. Just walked away

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03-31-2024 , 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by roymunson888

Who gets in a multicar wreck and leaves? No interest in people or society at all. Just walked away

Jalen Carter

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03-31-2024 , 11:25 PM

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Captain of that tanker that hit baltimore bridge shoulda just got in a dingy and went to home. Sees bridge collapse.... welp, time to go.

Asked my new AI friend mr copilot about leaving the scene of accident in Texas. It's all about the injuries. If none its misdemenor, but with injuries and how bad they are it starts to increase to felonies and prison time.

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03-31-2024 , 11:54 PM

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madlex

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Originally Posted by roymunson888

Who gets in a multicar wreck and leaves? No interest in people or society at all. Just walked away

People who think that a good lawyer has an easier time pleading down the leaving the scene of an accident than a DUI.

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04-01-2024 , 12:03 AM

#936

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Originally Posted by roymunson888

Who gets in a multicar wreck and leaves? No interest in people or society at all. Just walked away

scared people

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04-01-2024 , 10:23 AM

#937

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So Crashee just gonna no-show the cops and everything's cool?

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04-01-2024 , 11:06 AM

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So Crashee just gonna no-show the cops and everything's cool?

Cameron Sutton turned himself in yesterday after being wanted for almost 4 weeks.

I'd be surprised if Rice didn't turn himself in today or tomorrow though. There's probably going to be a decent amount of pressure by the team. Reason why people don't turn themselves in on Sunday is that they might have to spend the night in jail. Much smoother arraignment and bail process on a weekday.

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04-01-2024 , 11:19 AM

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Where's Racehorse Haynes when you really need him?

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04-01-2024 , 12:10 PM

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In the video of them walking away, the lady says she saw them stashing firearms under...then it cuts off. So he may have to contend with some kind of gun charge on top of it.

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04-01-2024 , 12:14 PM

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So he may have to contend with some kind of gun charge on top of it.

Never thought they did things like gun charges in Texas.

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04-01-2024 , 12:26 PM

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It's probably trivially easy for your guns to be legal, but do we think he had enough sense to do that? If so, why was he hiding them?

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04-01-2024 , 12:36 PM

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tarheels2222

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Rashee is the NFL Ja.

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04-01-2024 , 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by marknfw

In the video of them walking away, the lady says she saw them stashing firearms under...then it cuts off. So he may have to contend with some kind of gun charge on top of it.

I'm guessing the guy with the Gucci bag who was walking way out ahead of the other four had the guns, which would explain his hurry to get off the highway.

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04-01-2024 , 01:14 PM

#945

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Originally Posted by marknfw

It's probably trivially easy for your guns to be legal, but do we think he had enough sense to do that? If so, why was he hiding them?

If you had guns and coke, and were driving under the influence of coke and alcohol, that would be a problem.

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04-01-2024 , 02:16 PM

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bahbahmickey

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KC replaced tyreek with 6 pass catchers. If Rice is suspended for more than a few games I could see KC spending every single draft pick on pass catchers.

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04-01-2024 , 02:18 PM

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Vontae Davis passed away at 35. He got infamous for the retiring at halftime from the Bills stuff, but he was a pretty legit corner for the Dolphins/Colts. That's a shame

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04-01-2024 , 02:21 PM

#948

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Vontae Davis passed away at 35. He got infamous for the retiring at halftime from the Bills stuff, but he was a pretty legit corner for the Dolphins/Colts. That's a shame

Brother of Vernon too. Very sad when people die young