Am I mistaken or did it *not* pay out after Week 1?

You're right. The season may have ended for the Jets, Giants, and a few other teams in Week 1, but Swami is a marathon not a sprint.

And If I somehow place first or second overall I will be more than happy for who won the contest or finished second.

Incredibly wholesome!

Welcome to WEEK 2 of SWAMI!


Thursday Night Football
Minnesota Vikings (113) @ Philadelphia Eagles (41)

Sunday Early Slate
Las Vegas Raiders (134) @ Buffalo Bills (39)
Green Bay Packers (57) @ Atlanta Falcons (64)
Baltimore Ravens (78) @ Cincinnati Bengals (49)
Chicago Bears (70) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (53)
Seattle Seahawks (93) @ Detroit Lions (44)
Indianapolis Colts (57) @ Houston Texans (63)
Kansas City Chiefs (85) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (122) GOTW - thanks All-inMcLovin!
Los Angeles Chargers (51) @ Tennessee Titans (74)

Sunday Late Slate
New York Giants (45) @ Arizona Cardinals (91)
San Francisco 49ers (40) @ Los Angeles Rams (119)
New York Jets (136) @ Dallas Cowboys (38)
Washington Commanders (78) @ Denver Broncos (49)

Sunday Night Football
Miami Dolphins (54) @ New England Patriots (68)

Monday Night Football
New Orleans Saints (50) @ Carolina Panthers (75)
Cleveland Browns (55) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (66)


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oh wow the late slate is hot garbage

In tribute to the dearly and recently departed Aaron Fraudgers I shall be making this week's Swami selection at the stroke of midnight in complete darkness and silence while shaking a chicken's head and feet with my left hand and holding a bag of asafoetida powder between my knees.

You guys should all just pick your favorite bot as you will have no other chance for scoring any points at all. Good luck next week when I limp back into the light--earlier than scheduled in further tribute to Fraudgers!

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Week 1 never happened, this is where I start winning

Agreed

thirded.

well that's it then, there's your upcoming podium.

just hoping to be green again. the first few weeks are always crazy.

This week feels like one of those weeks where I get 250 points and the winner is at like 900

Probably an overreaction,

but I went heavy DOGBOT and AWAYBOT

...just tired of seeing them on the podium and not getting why.

Further validating my smashing Week 1 victory!

I'm going to look to either get a Podium Finish this week OR get last place!

Where will MCMUFFBOT land!? Nobody knows! I'm making my picks later tonight!

I can explain why after week 8

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MCMUFFBOT has Landed!

What you used to do?

Jack them mofos fo the 3 hundo bucks. Straight Cappin'

it's not often the phrase 'hoisted by his own petard' has a more direct application

Everybody. Listen up, I have an important announcement prior to tonight's game:

Just a note for anyone who might care

Green Bay Packers (57) @ Atlanta Falcons (64)

The Falcons are currently favoured in this game. Falcons -1.5

IF I win week 2 I am donating $100 to Heart Prints Dog Rescue

I guess the line flipped through zero since he scraped the odds

I'm rooting for you.