I was thinking more like...

148 cowgirls
92 brock purdys

that's juicy

purdys cowgirls obviously

now look me up in the standings and consider if anyone should take my advice

I'm here for you pal. my PM inbox is always open. And remember, SWAMI picking is a game of INCHES!

Welcome to WEEK 5 of SWAMI!


Thursday Night Football
Chicago Bears (108) @ Washington Commanders (50)

London Sunday Morning
Jacksonville Jaguars (106) @ Buffalo Bills (50)

Sunday Early Slate
Houston Texans (75) @ Atlanta Falcons (63)
Baltimore Ravens (54) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (92)
Carolina Panthers (157) @ Detroit Lions (43)
Tennessee Titans (69) @ Indianapolis Colts (67)
New York Giants (184) @ Miami Dolphins (42)
New Orleans Saints (72) @ New England Patriots (64)

Sunday Late Slate
Cincinnati Bengals (57) @ Arizona Cardinals (83)
Philadelphia Eagles (52) @ Los Angeles Rams (99)
New York Jets (73) @ Denver Broncos (63)
Kansas City Chiefs (51) @ Minnesota Vikings (102)

Sunday Night Football
Dallas Cowboys (148) @ San Francisco 49ers (92) GOTW

Monday Night Football
Green Bay Packers (63) @ Las Vegas Raiders (74)


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GOOD LUCK TO ALL!

hadn't heard back from YKY yet so we went with the best football game for the GOTW

also 4 teams are on a bye, so each game is worth a little more

also we're getting a better red zone balance this week, 6 early, 4 late

I approve 1,000% of making Cowboys/49ers GOTW. Well done old sport, you SWAMTASTIC SWAMI!

I’m just impressed I got the points exactly right for it before TS ran it through his machinery lol
I can still math!

So TS's machine's philosophy is trust but verify?

The damn machines have even overtaken Swami. And they are using our own political slogans to do it. That's just great.

You get a gold star for today!




#mathandnumbers

would somebody run a spot check on a couple of those calculations please?

There's always one in every crowd ...

only bring it up because i heard someone say it today

I actually really like all of my picks besides Colts/Titans which I consider to be a true toss up. Which team did I decide on? #MCMUFFBOT will reveal on Sunday!
I also have a spicy upset in the mix this week.

Will #MCMUFFBOT continue to reign supreme as #1 overall on the leaderboard or will he get knocked off the Podium!? Only time will tell! Same McLovin Channel Same McLovin Time!

I hate it. Do I use the Bidz strategy of picking opposite rooting interest (which also happens to be what I think will happen)? Sigh. Of course, taking the points with the 'boys will make winning twice as sweet.

the bidz strategy blows

good for my mental health though when they death struggle to barely win

Gonna be watching the GOTW at an undisclosed sports book in Vegas. Texas A&M v Alabama and Texas v Oklahoma on Saturday lest y'all forgot.

VEGAS BABY!

Are they busing 'em in from Laughlin now?

First win. Damn near full cattle call flight and got a nice view with an empty middle seat.

Guaranteed to be on the podium this week!

Oddly enough, the nice young couple I was chatting with at the bar were heading to Laughlin. Said his favorite place was the Pioneer to watch the games. May have to check that out in another 20 years.

That soon?!?!?

You must be a lot older than I thought

13 Justin Fields Forever
25 what in the Sam Howell

cool! i'll be at the venetian with a room on the canal.
oops, meant venice...and technically i'll still be in the air on my way there.