Thursday
New England Patriots @ Pittsburgh Steelers (-5.5)

Early
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Cleveland Browns (-3)
Los Angeles Rams (-5.5) @ Baltimore Ravens (-7.5)
Detroit Lions (-3.5) @ Chicago Bears
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-5)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons (-2.5)
Indianapolis Colts @ Cincinnati Bengals (PICK)
Houston Texans (-3.5) @ New York Jets

Late
Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49'ers (-10.5)
Minnesota Vikings (-3) @ Las Vegas Raiders
Denver Broncos @ Los Angeles #1 Chargers (-2.5)
Buffalo Bills @ Kansas City Chiefs (-1.5)

SNF
Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys (-3.5)

Monday Night Football
Tennesse Titans @ Miami Dolphins (-13)
Green Bay Packers (-6.5) @ New York Giants


BYE: Cardinals, Commies

Can’t wait to watch *checks notes* anything else tonight

gonna need to gamble on tonight to make that even remotely watchable

Reading that out in Collinsworth voice felt 100% natural.

Right now O/U for Steelers - Pats is 30. There hasn't been a lower total in 30 years. Already know what I'm not going to watch tonight.

Watch this be one of the few TNF games that actually delivers.

Zeke finds his old form and gets 3 on the ground while Trubisky throws for 350 and 4 TDs

This is going to be one of the most Thursday games ever.

Not surprisingly, the majority of the wagers are on the under.
I'm hoping this number will drop under 30, for history sake.

can't wait

I literally shuddered when I saw which game was on TNF

The total will go Over 40 just to bring the most pain and humiliation to the maximum number of bettors.

It's an older SE gif, sir, but it checks out.

I can't decide whether it's worth the risk to watch or not.

On one hand, it might be a complete snoozer as predicted and ease me off into an early apathetic slumber.

On the other hand it might be such an awful game that it fills me with rage that I'm wasting time watching it, thereby preventing restful sleep.

Gonna be a game time decision.

Good lord! I can't believe I ever saw that gif and forgot about it, but I must have. I may be a lot closer to the memory care unit than I thought.

WE GOT SEX!

bet over 30.5 just to be edgy

now we need a drinking game

Probably not the best, but one possibility is every time one of the announcers try to spin the lack of scoring on how good the other team's D is playing.

Run on first down - drink
Punt - drink
Kirk talks about backup QBs - drink
Talk of Zeke still having it - drink
Any score - shot

Shotgun a beer every time they punt. 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻 🍺 🍻

Even better! I'm in.

betting that someone will score a touchdown ..... free money

BRB. Gotta make a run to the liquor store. Luckily my next door neighbor owns it and may extend me enough credit for enough stock to get through this game.

I can throw down, but this will kill me

Looks like the Pats have 1 touchdown in their last 14 quarters of play. And 3 points total in the 4th quarter of all games in November and December so far. They gotta be pushing some historically bad numbers on this.