this

mock because why not:

1) Panthers - Bryce Young
2) Texans - Will Levis
3) Colts (from Cardinals) - CJ Stroud
4) Cardinals (from Colts) - Will Anderson
5) Seahawks - Jalen Carter
6) Lions - Christian Gonzalez
7) Raiders - Anthony Richardson
8) Falcons - Tyree Wilson
9) Bears - Peter Skoronski
10) Eagles - Devon Witherspoon
11) Titans - Paris Johnson Jr
12) Texans - Jaxon Smith-Njigba
13) Steelers (from Packers) - Lukas van Ness
14) Patriots - Zay Flowers
15) Jets - Nolan Smith
16) Commies - Michael Mayer
17) Packers (from Steelers) - Dalton Kincaid
18) Vikings (from Lions) - Bijan Robinson
19) Buccaneers - Brian Branch
20) Seahawks - Hendon Hooker
21) Chargers - Jordan Addison
22) Ravens - Myles Murphy
23) Lions (from Vikings) - Bryan Bresee
24) Jaguars - Darnell Wright
25) Giants - Quentin Johnson
26) Cowboys - Darnell Washington
27) Bills - Jack Campbell
28) Bungles - Luke Musgrave
29) Saints - Adetomiwa Adebawore
30) Eagles - Keoin White
31) Cardinals (from Chefs) - Joey Porter Jr

This is correct.

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nice post but overlooked an obv one: Henry To'oTo'o

this ain't happenin. CIN needs a TE(s) and a RB(s) but will lean into the depth of these position groups and not target them in Round 1 (although Gibbs could be a surprise pick for CIN at #28). CIN will likely target a premium defensive position (DL or CB) in Round 1 (or trade down)

also, Musgrave ain't all that

Trading for the 30th pick might be cheaper than trading for the 31st pick.

Hahaha YES that would be amazing and hilarious!

Sometimes I’m spectacularly wrong, too…. Which makes it even funnier.

I think one could find receipts from when I said Devonta Freeman was better than peak Le’Veon Bell… we remember them both as being bad towards the end, but that call was amusingly wrong for a while

Yeah, I was just looking at general needs, certainly some people have him with a first round grade but definitely agree that they may well just trade down in this spot. Thought about Gibbs but I'm not sure he's quite a first round pick, would think Cincy would take someone like a Charbonnet on day two, dependent on what they're actually thinking of doing with Mixon

I don't think the Chiefs are trading out with the draft in KC.

it's an honest assessment on your part

re Mixon he will be asked to take a significant pay cut. if he says no, he will be cut

re Gibbs, one of the two Athletic CIN beat reporters (Dehner, Jr. -- who is really good at his job) said that of all 32 NFL teams, CIN very well might be the best fit for Gibbs. opposing Ds are two high shelling the **** out of JOE and a dump off or two to Gibbs early in a game (Gibbs had one drop in 52 targets last season) will quickly bring Ds out of two high schemes

lastly, i'm not a fan of Charbonnet after reading this paywalled espn+ article

2023 NFL draft running back projections: Rankings, comparisons

top 5

Bijan Robinson - BackCAST score: +121.8%

DeWayne McBride (UAB): +60.0%

Gibbs: +59.5%

Sean Tucker (Syracuse): +57.0%

Achane: +53.4%

most overrated back

Charbonnet: +15.1%

https://www.espn.com/nfl/insider/dra...back-prospects

I'm not sure about the last sentence.

Teams have been playing a lot of cover-2 against KC for 2 full seasons now. Last year Mahomes started dumping off a lot but opponents kept playing cover-2 anyway even with no Tyreek Hill. Not sure if they'd stop doing it against Chase/Higgins.

it's a fair point but could also be a leak by the D at the same time?...

wasn't Mahomey's epa/per pass attempt better last season than the previous?

edit: to be clear, i don't want CIN to take Gibbs at #28

sux. Kiper's and McShay's final mocks released today have Forbes going #17 and #16, respectively

that's who i want at #28

also, fwiw, they both have CIN taking Gibbs

I fkn HATE when people do this.

Guy that hosts our draft party every year puts on a great spread, gets a Chik-fil-A party platter and collects & shares high end beers you never see on store shelves..........BUT he just cant help himself, follows twitter an unhealthy amount and has to find out the picks 30 seconds before everybody else.

So fkn annoying

Yes, he led the NFL in (almost?) all relevant EPA per dropback stats.

But he still had career lows in average pass length (7.2 yards) and % of passes 20+ yards downfield (9%). Those numbers were 23rd and 28th in the league respectively.

In 2018 he was at 9.1 and 15%. Both numbers have dropped every season since then because defenses keep trying to take away the deep ball.

I think he had one single TD pass last season that was thrown more than 20 yards downfield. Same number as CMC.

I could be mollified with some high end beers and good hot wings, but Chik-fil-A???

Yeah, the high end beers alone might be enough to tote the load. Doing it in an online forum though should be a felony.

this red carpet show on NFLN is pretty cool

Chick fil a way better at room temp than wings...I get the man's conundrum

I have an unsettling fear that the Eagles are going to end up with Bijan.

and with the dolts' 1st round selection in the 2023 NFL Draft, our staff of highly skilled and experienced talent evaluators and artisans deliver a player of unparalleled quality, enabling me to proffer with absolute confidence and pride errr

this Sauce segment is goat

I love Godgers now

I'd be really happy with this if I were an Iggles fan. the 1rd RB hate has become such a cliched overblown trope among NFL fans these days.

Sure it might be riskier from an analytics perspective but he's really ****ing good and supporting a team with a great RB is really ****ing exciting. And he's a consensus top 5 player in the draft that you can get lower in the 1st rd. My Ravens fan friend was saying the same earlier and I'm like bruh...getting him at 22 would be incredible!

Add him behind the top tier Iggles line and you'll have a guaranteed woody every Sunday for 3 years. Trust Howie to worry about contracts and filling out the roster and all the rest of it down the track and just enjoy it

Yep. You nailed it. I'm a Cowboy fan. Doh!

forgive me my darkness retreats, as I forgive those who trespass against me.

ah ok. gotcha