It's that time again! Now back with 18 weeks of terrible coaching and TV commentators that don't know anything about the game they are watching.

Plus this amazing man!


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Our First Matchup!






TNF
Dallas Cowboys at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-7.5)

EARLY
Arizona Cardinals at Tennessee Titans (-3)
New York Jets at Carolina Panthers (-5)
Los Angeles Chargers (-1) at Washington Football Team
Philadelphia Eagles at Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Seattle Seahawks (-2.5) at Indianapolis Colts
Minnesota Vikings (-3) at Cincinnati Bengals
Jacksonville Jaguars (-3) at Houston Texans
Pittsburgh Steelers at Buffalo Bills (-6.5)
San Francisco 49ers (-7.5) at Detroit Lions

LATE
Denver Broncos (-2.5) at New York Giants
Cleveland Browns at Kansas City Chiefs (-6)
Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots (-2.5)
Green Bay Packers (-4) at New Orleans Saints

SNF
Chicago Bears at Los Angeles Rams (-7.5)

MNF
Baltimore Ravens (-4.5) at Las Vegas

Buffalo -6.5

Can anyone really bring themselves to bet on Dallas?

Bungles +3 seems like a tarp

Chargers -1
KC -6

Dak with the DAKdoor Cover™ is LETHAL!

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i'm all aboard the Chargers hype train, and i'm aware of how absolutely absurd that sounds.

Chargers are definitely my WEST COAST team! I'm all for HERBERT like SHERBET.

Only one player in NFL history has had at least 4,300 passing yards, at least 30 touchdown passes and at least 5 rushing touchdowns in a single season in NFL history while only playing 15 games and also being the former president of the Sheldon High School Fishing Club

Wrong. Correct answer is obviously Josh Allen

I absolutely cannot wait to see how Kyle Pitts looks in games that count

Kyle is an elite name. He's destined for greatness.

Waiting for opening day feels like last year waiting for election day for me...cant f-in wait...let's go!!

Zach Wilson is going to crush, not sure if NY is ready.

it's time for this already?
there's not nearly enough beer here


yet

i expect one of Joe Burrow's knees will be twisted into a pretzel by November.

I think he's going to suck.

JETS CURSE IS REAL. Plus the AFC East defenses are LEGIT.

This used to matter more a few years ago when there were five teams per division. Now, only 6 of 17 games are against your division. You can win a division with a .500 record in the division.

i'm of the opinion Zach Wilson has a degree of understated swag that Baker aspires to.
besides, i'm rooting for him to do well if only for the unlimited shots of his mom in the crowd during games.

What about if you have a .000 record in the division? Can you still win your division then?

I'll be first in line to apologize to Zach Wilson if he actually leads the Jets to some wins this year, but man I just don't see it happening. What I see happening is him floundering for 3~ years and the Jets hitting refresh with a new QB in the draft at that point.

49ers -7.5 is your MasterLock certified Lock of the Year of the Week.

I kinda like Lions +7.5

I dont think they suck as much as people think and Jimmy G hot doodoo

Cowboys +9 is officially a True MySpace Lock

Advise our clients interested in the cowgirls to buy at +9
Billy Ray Valentine McMUFFIN has set the price.

For every seller there must be a buyer.
I'ma gonna short them 'Boys.