No player's historical standing makes me feel more like this guy:
than David Ortiz.
Here is someone suggesting it is a toss up between Ted Williams and Ortiz for Boston Mount Rushmore:
Somehow Ortiz is on the same plane as Williams and better than Clemens/Boggs/Pedro of contemporary players?
LOLOLOLOLOL.
I am Frank Grimes.
Saying **** isn't a skill.