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Old 07-16-2020, 03:22 PM   #1601
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Old 07-16-2020, 05:20 PM   #1602
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UPDATED: The Washington Redskins, already under immense pressure to change their insensitive moniker, are now embroiled in a separate scandal.

There are several reports of inappropriate sexual conduct between the staff and team cheerleaders, including continual flirtatious activity, occasional nudity and frequent sexual intercourse. This has baffled team psychologists, as immediate family members of players are not allowed to serve as employees of the franchise.

It is also rumored that illicit drug and alcohol use is rampant within the organization, even while partaking in the aforementioned sexual activities.

Given these allegations, team officials have decided to rename the club the Washington Just Loving Life.
How in the world has that baffled team psychologists?

Remember when McCloughan got fired because he drank too much for the REDSKINS to tolerate it?
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Old 07-16-2020, 06:22 PM   #1603
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I just completely made that whole thing up drunk fwiw
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Old 07-16-2020, 06:42 PM   #1604
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Hurry and get all the dirt out while they will still reference us as the Redskins before we announce the new name and that stuff will all then be in the past!

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Old 07-16-2020, 06:46 PM   #1605
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Hurry and get all the dirt out while they will still reference us as the Redskins before we announce the new name and that stuff will all then be in the past!
astute observation and greater than 0% chance this is the case.
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Old 07-16-2020, 06:51 PM   #1606
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Yep for sure
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Old 07-16-2020, 07:07 PM   #1607
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Did people really expect that no players in the NFL would ever catch Corona in the last 3-4 months?

Yes, people will catch it. That's why you test everyone before training camp and then have daily checks during traning camp. Plenty of other leagues around the world are doing it. It's not that hard.
Uhh no? Nobody expected that.

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More than a dozen women allege sexual harassment and verbal abuse by former team employees at Redskins Park
Horrifying and unsurprising, but nothing about match fixing/Gruden sex scandals
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Old 07-16-2020, 08:32 PM   #1608
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Translation/Summation to all of that tweet:

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Old 07-16-2020, 08:53 PM   #1609
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Seriously though
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Old 07-16-2020, 08:56 PM   #1610
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as they should
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Old 07-16-2020, 10:24 PM   #1611
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How in the world has that baffled team psychologists?

Remember when McCloughan got fired because he drank too much for the REDSKINS to tolerate it?
I found out today that his nickname was McLovin !?!?

Fuc.king bit.ch gives all McLovin's a bad name.
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Old 07-17-2020, 12:16 AM   #1612
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What's always amazed me is that NFL cheerleaders aren't that good looking. Nothing like NBA cheerleaders.
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Old 07-18-2020, 01:05 PM   #1613
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Cue eagles cheerleader pic
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Old 07-18-2020, 02:16 PM   #1614
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Cue eagles cheerleader pic
That girl might be a grandma by now. Still worth posting the pic again.
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Old 07-18-2020, 06:44 PM   #1615
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if we're going to post cheerleader pics let's just skip straight to Oregon and be done with it.
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Old 07-19-2020, 11:24 AM   #1616
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Both of you know it's a 2+2 staple.

Speaking though, in high school we always had a lot if busted cheerleaders and it was a big school. I always found it weird, but Indiana and all.
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Old 07-19-2020, 09:50 PM   #1617
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so QBs are supposed to be really smart and Trevor Lawrence is supposed to be this incredible prospect and yet....

how dumb must he be to be getting engaged at the age of 20?? seriously, anyone getting engaged at that age needs their head examined but for this dude with the opportunity to be out there sowing his wild oats for the next decade +, as well as to be earning 9 figures...beggars belief
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Old 07-19-2020, 10:13 PM   #1618
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so QBs are supposed to be really smart and Trevor Lawrence is supposed to be this incredible prospect and yet....

how dumb must he be to be getting engaged at the age of 20?? seriously, anyone getting engaged at that age needs their head examined but for this dude with the opportunity to be out there sowing his wild oats for the next decade +, as well as to be earning 9 figures...beggars belief
like lot of QBs, he's got faith tho
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Old 07-19-2020, 10:55 PM   #1619
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goes both ways

Philip River's wife thought she had it made, but became a baby-making machine for a Jesus freak instead

just look at her stare in their family pictures. too far gone
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Old 07-19-2020, 11:37 PM   #1620
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goes both ways

Philip River's wife thought she had it made, but became a baby-making machine for a Jesus freak instead

just look at her stare in their family pictures. too far gone
Trevor Lawrence? wow...that's news
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Old 07-20-2020, 02:46 AM   #1621
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just looked, confirmed dead eyes, woman thought she had it all and is now dead inside
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Old 07-20-2020, 03:31 AM   #1622
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so QBs are supposed to be really smart and Trevor Lawrence is supposed to be this incredible prospect and yet....

how dumb must he be to be getting engaged at the age of 20?? seriously, anyone getting engaged at that age needs their head examined but for this dude with the opportunity to be out there sowing his wild oats for the next decade +, as well as to be earning 9 figures...beggars belief
Sounds like he's easily manipulated.

Odds the Patriots trade up for him just skyrocketed.
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Old 07-22-2020, 05:52 PM   #1623
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lots of athletes marry their hs/college sweethearts but still are fine on the side, relax.

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Old 07-22-2020, 06:06 PM   #1624
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You can always go to the well of "I definitely wanted to draft so and so great player, was really close to doing it" when there is nothing interesting to report. Just like how everyone was seriously going to make a correct fold as soon as they see the cards flipped.
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Old 07-22-2020, 06:13 PM   #1625
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I guess everyone missed this or they don't care

There will be no preseason games in 2020

Finally I won't force myself to watch udfa and 7th round draft picks play shittty football
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