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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob
I might stop being a Giants if they don't pick a QB in the first round.
Not sure what I'd do. I guess become a Jets fan?
nope. you can’t do that. it isn’t allowed.
you MUST watch the giants for the next 10 years, every year being worse and more heart-breaking than the last. you MUST watch *all of their games*, and you have to let them ruin dozens upon dozens of sundays. you MUST live through a dozen of the most LOL drafts, maybe of all time.
you MUST keep watching through an 0-16 season. you get excited for a draft and then you keep watching through a 1-15 season. you’re a meme, and you MUST look at all of the memes.
then, in something like 2029, you draft a qb. he’s legit. but for the first half of the year, that qb will sit on the bench no matter how loud you yell from whatever stadium your giants are playing in...
then, your coach, quote possibly the cockiest coach in the past 12 years to ever go 1-31 and still have a job to be cocky at will get fired. your giants will promptly look like a legit, 2029 NFL offense with only the benefit of one bye week. you’ll obv miss the playoffs, but then....out nowhere that offseason, you’ll trade for the Cleveland Browns’ (who have won 4 of the last 5 Super Bowls) young, stud wide receiver and an instant, your hope...your enthusiasm...
you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you didn’t choose the jets way back in 2019 when your fandom wavered. even as the jets continue to put 39-0’s on you in the early (and middle) 2020’s.
you’re as old as me, at least generationally, and you don’t get to change now, sir. you enjoy your version of barry sanders. all of the exciting 70-yard runs, all of the barely missed and 1-and-out playoffs. accept your ceiling of mediocrity when in 2026, kelly holcomb jr hits his peak and you get mollywhomped by the toronto bills in the wild card round.
eventually, your giants will have a young qb, a top 2 wr (*cough*), good young rb’s, a solid defense... and you will have the good luck to watch your team fail again.
changing to anyone, let alone the jets ffs, is unseemly. suck it up, and watch the browns these next few years for a glimpse into your future.