Shout out to Augusta National for admitting its 6th female member, Heidi Uberroth. Who has an uber awesome job running the Pebble Beach Company. Congratulations, Heidi! At this stage I'd like to notify the fine folks at Augusta National that if their newly found love of human diversity extends to those with anxiety disorders and Chick Fil A addictions, I'm game. Shout out to Hootie, who I think died recently. LOL Martha Burk. "**** it, we'll do it live without commercials" was awesome.

Bill O'Reilly paid one of his sexual harassment victims more than $30 million. I can't even imagine what he must have done to her. High character outfit over there. Don't buy the "James Murdoch is a good guy" bull****.

I am curious how ticket scalping works at Augusta. They are very much against reselling - seems like it would be trivially easy to keep it from happening with current technology. Pro tip: go for the practice round. Chicken sandwich is up to $3 this year. Why?

As you all know, Augusta is famous for exercising extreme influence over the telecast. Which begs the question: why am I still getting Faldo?

The obvious favorite this year is Rory. Golf media is stupid - the guy has been in the top 5 in every tournament for like 6 months, including winning the players, and their stupid narrative is does he have enough WIM or is he a finisher or whatever nonsense bull**** they come up with. The dude is killing it. And seems like a pretty good dude, notwithstanding dumping his long time gf with a text message.

The next tier is DJ/JT/Tiger/Rose/Spieth/Fowler/Rahm. Nevermind, not Rahm. That caddy interaction was absolutely phenomenal. Lots of people rip the Masters for its small field; I like it. Does anyone really want Brian Gay having an out of body experience and winning? It was bad enough when Trevor Immelman did it.

The rest of the field is split about 50/50 between super old geezer hacks and people who might get hot and contend. I'd profile them, but you don't care and neither do I.

LFG. Best sporting event out there.

yes! first

Enjoyable OP. Thanks DTH.

March Madness followed by the Masters followed by the NBA playoffs is still the best part of the year for sports.

that's a hard OP.

GOAT sporting event, not close.

OP too angry for Masters week. Took Thursday/Friday off work legggoooo

Tigahhhhhhhhhhhh

GON' GIVE IT TO YA

Game of Thrones season premier right after . Sunday funday

Excellent OP

I've got Kupcho to tid.

Hideki Matsuyama

I'm not paying $3 for lol chicken when I can get a pimento cheese AND an egg salad for the same price.

Back up the truck for McIlroy at 7:1. You'll thank me Monday.

This is great advice by the way, the practice rounds are a fantastic time to go if you are able to latch on to tickets.

i expect lee westwood would have won this tournament of golf, but he has more important matters to attend to

(X) bastard



Edit I guess you have to click thru

Twitter seems to be in agreement that the Pimento Cheese sandwiches are terrible.

The $1.50 Chicken Biscuit looks like a steal.

Would have been Lee Westwood's year but instead Rose or Kuchar takes it

I took my kids to Pro-Am Day at the Travelers. Small crowds + Good Access = Great Experience.

Fat Pat may be a dysfunctional mess of a human, but this is well done.

Definitely a Top Five menu.

The man knows food

Fattrick is noticeably less fat this year. Which means no chance in hell he defends.

CBSSN is replaying last years event: 3rd round now, final round tomorrow night.