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2019-20 UEFA Champions League: Klopp and Plop at Europe's top 2019-20 UEFA Champions League: Klopp and Plop at Europe's top
View Poll Results: Who will win the 2019-20 UEFA Champions League
Manchester City
14 25.45%
FC Barcelona
7 12.73%
Liverpool FC
12 21.82%
Real Madrid
5 9.09%
Paris St. Germain (LÖL)
5 9.09%
Juventus
2 3.64%
Bayern Munich
1 1.82%
Atletico Madrid
3 5.45%
Tottenham Hotspur
3 5.45%
Other (Ajax, Dortmund, Chelsea,...)
3 5.45%

06-18-2019 , 04:00 PM


Welcome to the 28th edition of the UEFA Champions League (65th including the old competitions).

Let's look at last season's OP which feature a bunch of open questions first:

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Can Real go four-in-a-row, even without Ronaldo?
No. As it turns out, selling the guy that consistently scores 10+ goals in every CL campaign for seven years without a proper backup does weaken your team a bit. Huh.

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Can Ronaldo go four-in-a-row as top scorer (7-in-a-row if you count the tie with Neymar/Messi in 14/15), after scoring 16, 12 and 15 goals in the last three seasons?
No. As it turns out, Ronaldo couldn't quite do it on a warm night in Torino, bagging just six goals in the campaign compared to Messi's twelve.

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Will there be another surprise semi-finalist this season, after Monaco in 2016-17 and Roma in 2017-18?
Yes. The rise of Ajax was certainly a surprise, and Tottenham's run wasn't quite expected either, given the opposition they faced.

2018-19 RECAP

So, let's take a quick very extended look at last season.

Predictions were made way before a ball was kicked:

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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
It's Tottenham's year.
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Originally Posted by sixfour
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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
I'm obviously joking
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Originally Posted by MindFckr
I went with Plop on this one. Sorry polppers.
Most (15 of 66) posters predicted Liverpool to take it down:

Qualifying and Group Stage

Qualifying was fun, with another episode of "LÖL Salzburg" (more on that later)
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Originally Posted by sixfour
On Red Star to advance at 5/1 based solely on the lolredbull effect
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Originally Posted by sixfour
I doubled down on Red Star to advance at 22/1 at 2-0 so you'll be alright
Pot strengths were discussed:
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Originally Posted by Cinarocket
This isn't 2002, Ajax/Valencia/Inter are not very good
On the final matchday of the groups, Liverpool needed a win against Napoli while Spurs had to match Inter's result playing Barcelona. Somehow, both made it work, with Lucas scoring a late equalizer against Barca to match the 1-1 of Inter against PSV. Or, to put it short:

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Originally Posted by PoseidonCubed
What a terrible horrible awful night of football.

I hate Italy.
The Round of 16 draw provided a couple of interesting ties and reactions:
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Originally Posted by royalblue
Utd beat us 7-1 on aggregate in the 2011 semi, decent chance City can beat that
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City 10-2 Schalke
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Originally Posted by valenzuela
Good, we have gone through the entire cycle of big teams to beat in Europe so we hace to go it all over again. Let’s start with Bayern.
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Pool 3-1 Bayern
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Originally Posted by 8bus
Wow city got a bit lucky lol
Lyon v Barca should be good. Think Lyon are quite solid
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Lyon 1-5 Barca (0-0 first leg tho!)

On to the more interesting ties: PSG were drawn against United and Ajax faced Real in the first knock-out round. United had sacked Mourinho before Christmas, and now Ole was at the wheel. United supporters were not very optimistic:
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Originally Posted by KDawg
well, this will be "fun" to watch United get torched. Huzzah?
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Originally Posted by kingweed
Aww man the potential of this tie is absolutely amazing.

PSG should absolutely wipe the floor with us, imagine how hilarious it’ll be if they bottle it.
The first legs provided no real surprises, as PSG won its game at Old Trafford 2-0, and Real winning 2-1 @Ajax:
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Originally Posted by Fossilkid93
GG MUFC
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
why didnt i put ten grand on psg. this was so obvious
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Originally Posted by El Rata
PSG is so back
The return legs, however, had quite more on offer: First off, Real vs. Ajax:
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Originally Posted by JudgeHoldem
on ajax +385 and +600something to advance
lets goooooooo
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
oh wow
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Originally Posted by sixfour
Rofl real
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Originally Posted by PeteBlow
In before Real fans blame Bale for allowing 2 goals from the bench.
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
madrid appears to have been obliterated at home


PSG vs. United

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Originally Posted by Ra_Z_Boy
Get into these corrupt plastic ****s. After watching Ajax last night, we need to believe.

In before Mbappe hat trick.
1:0 Lukaku 2'
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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
What a start. Thought Lukaku had naused it too.
1:1 Bernat 12'
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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
lolz, oh well gg.
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Originally Posted by Fossilkid93
Gonna come down to whichever team can keep it under 20 massive mistakes.
1:2 Lukaku 30'
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Originally Posted by Jabonator
lol buffon
Obligatory:
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Originally Posted by 8bus
This has to be rashfords worst performance ever
Then came the 94th minute.
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Originally Posted by NicReynolds
This would be loltastic
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Originally Posted by LFC_USA
VAR! Seen em given! This is hilarious
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Originally Posted by 8bus
WAT WTF
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Originally Posted by MindFckr
VAR GOAT
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Originally Posted by Cinarocket
hahahahahahaha GET IN
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PSG 3-3* Man United (* advanced on away goals)
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Ronaldo also turned around the 0-2 first leg loss against Atletico with a hattrick in the return leg (insert about 50 GOAT posts here)

Quarter-finals: Spurs - City, ManU - Barca, Pool - Porto, Ajax - Juve
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
messi running at ashley young should be an interesting viewing experience
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Originally Posted by EnglishLad72
Too bad Spurs will open their new stadium with a beatdown by City
City line-up for the first leg, presented by 8bus:
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Originally Posted by 8bus
EVERY YEAR HE SMASHES UP TO THE WUARTER FINAL BY PUTTING PUT NORMAL LONEUPS AND HE GETS TO QF AND GOES COMPLETELY MAD. WHAT A PRAT
But then:
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Originally Posted by DuckSauce
Rip arry
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Originally Posted by kingweed
Oh well, that’s spurs ****ed.
Maybe they aren't?
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Originally Posted by rtd353
SON
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Originally Posted by NicReynolds
In for the pep/city bashing followed by the 3-0 after 30 mins in the 2nd leg.
Well, so with the 1-0 of Spurs in the first leg, let's take a look at the 2nd leg:

City line-up for the second leg, presented by 8bus:
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Originally Posted by 8bus
Guy a ****ing idiot.
Going to have to turn my phone off until I can get home and watch them miserably fail in a quarter yet again because pep can’t rub two brain cells together
And let's jump 11 minutes in:
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Originally Posted by Elrazor
LOL WTF!
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Originally Posted by Jabonator
oprah.gif
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
wat
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Originally Posted by THAY3R
lit
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Originally Posted by smacc25
That's 4 what a game
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Originally Posted by Steroid Boy
everybody drunk
Not quite the 3-0 after 30, but 2-2 after 11 minutes was spectacular enough: City scored two more to make it 4-2, but Llorente scored the third away goal for Spurs in the 73rd minute which meant Tottenham would go through to the semis.

But did he?

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Originally Posted by MindFckr
Oh ****
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
oof forgot about lolvar
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Originally Posted by tabbaker
Can't overturn it
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Originally Posted by MindFckr
Thats a goal
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
its a ****ing goal lets get on with the rest of the game
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Originally Posted by royalblue
Hate **** like this being VARed. Correct decision at least
He did. Then, in the dying minutes of injury time, Sterling tapped the ball over the line to make it 5-3 and send City through.
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Originally Posted by kingweed
oh wow
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Originally Posted by MindFckr
LAAAAAAAAADS
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Originally Posted by tabbaker
Why do good things happen to bad people?
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
brilliant
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
inevitable
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Originally Posted by Jabonator
unbelievable
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Originally Posted by mutigers
YESSSSSSSS
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Originally Posted by sixfour
**** right off
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Originally Posted by LFC_USA
LOL Eriksen! WTF are you doing????????
But did he?
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Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk
Var lul
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Originally Posted by rtd353
Omggggggg
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Originally Posted by mutigers
I think he’s offsides lol
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
wut
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Originally Posted by Cinarocket
wtf, that can't be right
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Originally Posted by Ra_Z_Boy
Offside!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by rtd353
VAR GOATTTTtT
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Originally Posted by sixfour
VAR GOAT
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Originally Posted by kingweed
Okay i ****ing love VAR LOL
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Originally Posted by mutigers
Lmaooooooooooo
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Originally Posted by TheGramuel
oh my ****ing god
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Originally Posted by ChopSueyyy
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Semifinals:

If the quarter-final between Spurs and City wasn't dramatic enough, the semi-finals between Liverpool-Barca and Spurs-Ajax were even crazier: Ajax won their away leg 1-0, while Barca took a 3-0 home victory, with goals by Suarez and two by Messi:

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Originally Posted by sixfour
Bitey strikes!
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Originally Posted by Elrazor
In for the LolPlop
Had to be Suarez.
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
ter goat
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Originally Posted by sixfour
GOAT
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Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk
GOAT OAT
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Originally Posted by S.K
Plop have edged this game and are 3-0 down. They have plopped plop. Delicious !
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Originally Posted by El Rata
hate to see that happen to lolpool
And Dembele squandering a possible fourth in the last minute:
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Originally Posted by sixfour
Looooool dembele
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
Loll
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Originally Posted by aoFrantic
lol dembele
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Originally Posted by ComfyPillows21
omg dembelé
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Originally Posted by Cinarocket
come on dembele
However, Pool fans were still realistic about their chances in the return leg:
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Originally Posted by valenzuela
3-0 and win on pens for magical anfield night.
The magical Anfield night was off to a good start with the Origi opener in the 7th minute:

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Originally Posted by Pummi81
here we go...
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Originally Posted by sixfour
Hmm
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Originally Posted by xXDeuce7Xx
Game on
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Originally Posted by PokerCrazy94
I'm telling you 4-1 is happening
At 1-0 half-time, Klopp brought on Wijnaldum for Robertson: Two goals within as many minutes had suddenly leveled the tie at 3-3:

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Originally Posted by sixfour
lol barca
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Originally Posted by valenzuela
Anfield magic levels are at 70%
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Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
Ruh roh
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
game status ON
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Originally Posted by sixfour
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
Rofl
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Originally Posted by PokerCrazy94
WOW
Trent-Alexander Arnold had a final trick up his sleeve with his corner in the 79th minute, taking a quick corner against the sleeping Barca defense, which led to the 4-0 by Origi:

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Originally Posted by CPHoya
!!!!!!!!!!!!!


!!??!!!

Liverpool held on to their lead and went through to the final.
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Originally Posted by valenzuela
So you guys believe in Anfield magic yet ? How much evidence do you need.
Now, everyone except Spurs fans were rooting for Ajax to join Pool in the final. And everything started off pretty good, with two goals in the first half by Ajax, taking their aggregate lead to 3-0.
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Originally Posted by kingofcool
And that's a GG.
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Originally Posted by capone0
Gnite sweet spuds.
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Originally Posted by gregorio
great strike. gg coys
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Originally Posted by LFC_USA
Final going to be so lit
But eerily similar to the previous semi-final, Lucas scored two goals within four minutes to bring Spurs back into contention after 60 minutes played. Just one more goal was needed:
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Originally Posted by ZAIDS
Oh my
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Originally Posted by sixfour
Rut roh
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
well, ****
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Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
GAME ON FOOTBALL IS AWESOME
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Originally Posted by gregorio
wowowowowow
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Originally Posted by PokerCrazy94
Jesus ****ing christ
And sure enough, with the final kick of the game, over 5 minutes into injury time:
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Originally Posted by kingofcool
lol come on
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Originally Posted by Slighted
omg
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Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
OH MY ****ING GOD
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Originally Posted by Pummi81
there is no justice itw
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
can you ****ing believe it
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Originally Posted by Elrazor
Lads, it's Tottenham.
So the all-English final was set. And overall, and especially compared to the dramatic way both teams got there, it was pretty boring. Salah converted a penalty after just over a minute, both teams struggled to create much at all, and in the end it was Origi to put the dagger into Spurs' hopes of winning the trophy.



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Teams and qualifying in 2019-20

A total of 79 teams will enter the UEFA Champions League. 26 of these teams have qualified for the Group Stage already, the other 53 will play up to five qualifying rounds: Here is the overview of the qualifying process:



Preliminary round: The champions of Gibraltar, Andorra, San Marino and Kosovo battle it out for a place in the first qualifying round (single-leg!)



First qualifying round: The winner of the preliminary round is joined by 31 champions of lower-ranked associations (yes, this does include Scotland). The draw for this and the second qualifying round will both happen on Tuesday. Notably we have a couple of debutants:
  • Piast Gliwice, who shocked Poland by winning the league after narrowly avoiding relegation in 2017-18,
  • Riga FC - not to be confused with Skonto Riga, although they share the stadium. FOunded in 2014 by a fusion of two clubs.
  • Ararat-Armenia, who were the actually the last team to qualify after winning 1-0 in their final league match, beating 14-time champion Pyunik by a single point. Founded in 2017.
  • Saburtalo Tbilisi, playing top division since 2015 and bought in 2005 by the guy who later became Minister of Sport. Hm.



Second qualifying round (Q2): The champions of four more higher-ranked associations jump in, and the League Path starts off as well. Due to the draw for Q2 happening before Q1 is finished, whoever beats a seeded team in Q1 will take their coefficient to the next round (e.g. Sarajevo beating Celtic would make Sarajevo seeded for the Q2).



Third qualifying round (Q3): Ajax and PAOK join the Champions Path, while the League Path is stuffed with 6 more teams, two of them playing in the CL for the first time:
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  • Krasnodar finished 3rd in the Russian Premier League and will play CL after 5 consecutive seasons of EL, notably knocking out Leverkusen and coming close to knocking out Valencia as well.
  • LASK has actually played the 1965-66 European Cup, losing 2-5 to Gornik Zabrze in the preliminary round. In 2018-19, they lost to Besiktas on away goals in Q3 of the Europa League.



Play-off round (PO): Final round of qualifying, with Swiss champions Young Boys and Czech champions Slavia Prague entering the competition. Note: VAR will be used from this round on.



Group Stage: The six playoff winners join the 26 teams already qualified. Pot 1 consists of CL and EL winners Pool/Chelsea, pluzs the six champions of the highest-ranked associations. Pots 2 to 4 are ranked by the club coefficient:



The annual LÖL Salzburg corner

Welp.

After more than a decade of failure in CL qualifying, capped with a blown 2-0 lead in the return play-off leg against Belgrade, RB Salzburg has finally managed to make it to the group stage, because Austria has moved up to 11th in the association ranking, giving the champion an automatic group stage berth. RIP LÖL Salzburg column
  • 2006-07: lost 1-3 to Valencia in Q3.
  • 2007-08: lost 2-3 to Shakhtar in Q3.
  • 2009-10: lost 1-5 to Maccabi Haifa in the play-off round.
  • 2010-11: lost 3-4 to Hapoel Tel Aviv in the play-off round.
  • 2011-12: lost 4-4 (away goals) to Dudelange (Luxembourg) in Q2.
  • 2013-14: lost 2-4 to Fenerbahce in Q3.
  • 2014-15: lost 2-4 to Malmö in the play-off round.
  • 2015-16: lost 2-3 to Malmö in Q3.
  • 2016-17: lost 2-3 to Dinamo Zagreb in the play-off round.
  • 2017-18: lost 1-1 (away goals) to Rijeka in Q3
  • 2018-19: lost 2-2 (away goals) to Red Star in the play-off round.
  • 2019-20: Qualifies directly for the Group Stage

DER MARKT



Let's have some open question to muse over:
  • Given the final will be in Istanbul, will one of the two Turkish clubs make a deep run? Galatasaray has not reached the knock-out stage since 2013-2014, with Besiktas being the last RO16 participant in 2017-18. Basaksehir will probably struggle to qualify for the Group Stage at all.
  • Can Ajax repeat their run of last season? They will have to go through qualification as the Dutch coefficient had dropped (last season was not included yet).
  • How many goals will Ronaldo score? After having scored 10+ for eight(!) consecutive seasons, his tally dropped off to 6, the lowest since his first season at Real in 2009-10.
  • Who will be this season's surprise semi-finalist, if any?

Let's ****ing go.
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06-18-2019 , 04:26 PM
This is our year.
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06-18-2019 , 04:28 PM
I'm obviously not joking.
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06-18-2019 , 04:33 PM
Also, great OP, FC!

Spoiler:
As usual.
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06-18-2019 , 04:46 PM
OP already better than the group stage will be.
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06-18-2019 , 05:19 PM
Liking Juve at 10/1
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06-18-2019 , 06:50 PM
OP is good, title is not.

Show some respect for your six time champions of Europe, Liverpool FC
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06-18-2019 , 08:40 PM
In on the ground floor of this fine thread and tournament
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06-18-2019 , 10:02 PM
#7 incoming
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06-19-2019 , 02:19 AM
Great OP.

In for Madrid come back.
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06-19-2019 , 03:47 PM
The draw for the 2nd qualifying round was done today: Celtic should have an easy run to Q3 at least.

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06-19-2019 , 05:11 PM
Great OP.
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06-20-2019 , 01:33 AM
With Zidane in charge, clueless tactically, lacking any apparent plan, a motivated Madrid crush everyone again.
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06-21-2019 , 04:35 AM
Great OP. There just seems to be an issue with the poll. Chelsea are in ‘other’ and Spuds have a prestigious voting option for themselves. I refer you to the English Premier League table for an accurate representation of hierarchy and the trophy cabinet.
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06-21-2019 , 06:31 AM
I’m really looking forward to city absolutely cruising to the quarterfinals so pep can start the corpse of David Silva and gundogan centrally over Bernardo and kdb
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06-21-2019 , 07:12 AM
Could use a shared poll option for Barca/Spurs.
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06-21-2019 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkeyRock
Great OP.

In for Madrid come back.
It's not really a comeback when you've already won 12 or 13.
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06-22-2019 , 04:30 AM
So many I can't keep count anymore.
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06-25-2019 , 04:45 PM
Preliminary Round - Semifinal results

Tre Penne (San Marino) 0-1 Santa Coloma (Andorra)
KF Feronikeli (Kosovo) 1-0 Lincoln Red Imps (Gibraltar)

Final between Feronikeli and Santa Coloma will be played on Friday.

The winner will play Welsh team The New Saints in the first (proper) round of qualifying.
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06-25-2019 , 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bacalaopeace
It's not really a comeback when you've already won 12 or 13.
Sorry if the tongue in cheek didn't filter through the forum.
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06-26-2019 , 03:34 PM
The same to you.
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07-16-2019 , 04:55 PM
6 of the 16 Q1 ties are done, three seeded and three unseeded teams have advanced.

Notably, Nomme Kalju have knocked out seeded Shkendija and will face Celtic next (unless they somehow royally **** up against Sarajevo tomorrow).

Saburtalo Tbilisi have held on to their 3-0 advantage from the away leg against Tiraspol (although they went down 0-3 in the first 10 minutes), and face Dinamo Zagreb in Q2.

Also through to Q2: Red Star Belgrade, Valletta, HJK, and The New Saints.
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07-17-2019 , 04:27 PM
Surprised only 1 vote for Juventus so far

City v Juventus final for me (if they don't get drawn against each other before that is)
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07-17-2019 , 05:25 PM
It's going to be the boy Frenkie de Jong playing crazy side passes to Busquets playing it back to De Jong who plays it on to Messi who naturally wins a foul and then they pass it back to OAFK in goal because he knows how to get the ball back out to Frenkie and of course they are already 1-0 up thanks to the boys controlling the VARmachine and this will be repeated for every match of all the groups and all the ties until they are declared the winner of the league of the champions with Frenkie de Jong being crowned champion of the champions you heard it here first

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