2018 NBA Offseason - Page 185 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

I've tried to convert a lesbian because she could have actual strategic conversation with me. She was cute, but built like a tom boy, idc. She knew what the triple threat was.

Perhaps she was the sister of trainwreckog.

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09-22-2018 , 08:48 PM

#4602

72off

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Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn

In a deal that cements him as the franchise’s long-term cornerstone, Minnesota Timberwolves All-Star center Karl-Anthony Towns has agreed to a 5-year, $190M super-maximum extension, league sources tell ESPN.

WOJBOM

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09-22-2018 , 09:01 PM

#4603

ut2010

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how many years is that going to be in Minny though? Prob pulls a KG at some point.

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09-22-2018 , 09:51 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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Towns got $190 million

And a gf who cheated on him with his hated teammate.

I call it a wash.

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09-22-2018 , 11:17 PM

#4605

bigt2k4

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That cheating thing is >90% to be fake

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09-22-2018 , 11:32 PM

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JayTeeMe

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5 years no options bitches!

Never would have thought that maxing a guy with no options could feel so good! But it feels damn good. Now let's fire Thibs!

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09-22-2018 , 11:36 PM

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Seadood228

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Well deserved and like JTM said not having an option is a major plus.

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09-24-2018 , 03:26 PM

#4608

patron

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09-24-2018 , 04:15 PM

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JCA88

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legit going to have nightmares about that laugh

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09-24-2018 , 04:24 PM

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tarheeljks

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that vid has me dying. hilarious when he starts cracking up while saying "i don't even know where you're sittin at"

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09-24-2018 , 04:28 PM

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TheGramuel

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Got tickets to Bulls opener vs Pistons. Ludicrously excited to see 2 bad teams, I've only been to 3 NBA games and they were all at tail end of season in NYC when both teams involved had literally zero to play for.

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09-24-2018 , 04:45 PM

#4612

Perhaps Shimmy

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As opposed to the beginning of the season, when the Knicks are always in championship contention

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09-24-2018 , 06:26 PM

#4613

All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by Perhaps Shimmy

As opposed to the beginning of the season, when the Knicks are always in championship contention

KNACKS FANS ALWAYS DREAM BIG.

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09-24-2018 , 06:52 PM

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JayTeeMe

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wow did Kawhi not get to retrieve his personality from the Soulbox?

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09-24-2018 , 08:08 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

wow did Kawhi not get to retrieve his personality from the Soulbox?

A+ post.

1,000 TZ Points awarded

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09-24-2018 , 11:26 PM

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72off

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Originally Posted by JCA88

legit going to have nightmares about that laugh

yeah, it's glorious

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09-25-2018 , 08:08 AM

#4617

wiper

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reminds me of a couple people I know, that’s awesome I’m totally sending that to the one.

muuust. look. haaard.

🤣

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09-25-2018 , 12:55 PM

#4618

vinivici9586

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sorry for linking to canadian internet, but found this line on lowry funny

"Per sources, Lowry had also been dodging calls and texts from team officials, including president Masai Ujiri and new head coach Nick Nurse, who Lowry said he only spoke with briefly right after Nurse was promoted in June. Meanwhile, Lowry and Leonard didn’t speak until Monday morning"

https://www.tsn.ca/leonard-eases-ner...-day-1.1179982

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09-25-2018 , 01:00 PM

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bigt2k4

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lol Canadian reporters hate him because he doesn't bow down for them

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09-25-2018 , 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Perhaps Shimmy

As opposed to the beginning of the season, when the Knicks are always in championship contention

Was mainly the Nets but point taken.

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09-25-2018 , 08:37 PM

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JayTeeMe

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lol Thibs is delusional

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09-25-2018 , 09:53 PM

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kidcolin

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WEIGHTERS is BACK

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09-25-2018 , 10:35 PM

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All-inMcLovin

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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe

lol Thibs is delusional

o/u how many days until Thibs is **** canned?

I say right before All Star weekend.

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09-26-2018 , 02:21 AM

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BiiiiigChips

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Not sure if anyone has posted this in the thread or not but damn this is really good stuff from Agent Zero. Kind of long (45 minutes) but it's great insight and worth a watch even if you can't get through it all in one sitting.