Well, I was a bit encouraged until I read your post. I now realize I was wrong. Thanks for that. Please excuse me for enjoying football a little too much.

excuse joejoe's attitude towards the transfer window. he has enjoyed one too many #dreamsummers lately

Union are in talks to get Nestor El Maestro in as the new manager.
Having sacked Keller in 4th place for absolutely no good reason before Christmas, I'd say the club is still properly doomed.

Yeah I read that as well and was stunned. Dude was Slomka's assistant at Schalke and in the end everyone was sick of him because he cared about his influence only and kept trying to get family members into jobs etc. But what are you gonna expect from an eastern European dude who gives himself the nickname "el Maestro". No idea why they even got rid of Keller in the first place, they were pretty unlucky (as was Braunschweig) to not go up in 16/17 due to the presence of Stuttgart and Hannover.

I would add a RW to that + the RB we're seemingly close to signing and it would be a very good window.

Curious to see who our LB targets are. There haven't really been any serious links so far.

Lol how did I miss this back then?!

There's not even a back story making the rounds in Berlin w/r/t Keller's dismissal (such as Lewandowski's "burn-out" but really some people knew he was a pedo, or Babbel who had banged Preetz' wife) this time, it was rather plainly that they were not happy with 4th behind strong established sides Glubb and Düsseldorf and the incredible newcomers Kiel.

Unbelievable.

Well, I heard a rumour yesterday that he was banging player WAGs

That's solely Labbadia's privilege I thought.

Bruno Labbadia!

Oh Oho Oho!

Wtf

I reread your post because the Lewandowski pedo story was news to me, at which point I learned that he had offed himself two years ago. I had totally forgotten about that.

West Ham being linked with a couple of potentially interesting transfers, Felipe Anderson and Javier Pastore.

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Haha! It was the exact same with me. I was like pedo wtf? Oh he killed himself? Right, there was something I faintly remember.

a very popular coach and one of the driving forces at the small amateur club i grew up at was thrown out of the club after a former player, now a grown man, came forward to say he had been molested by him more than a decade ago. at the meeting where the club made the decision the coach went to the bathroom and fled out the window.

it was very controversial and the team he coached at the time (a couple years older than me) held an unofficial end of season party so they could still invite him to it. at the same time some of my friends' parents were among those that made the decision to throw him out

a year later or so he was arrested for masturbating infront of some boys at a public swimming pool. it also turned out he had stolen money by channeling public money trough his own account

word is he lives in thailand or africa or something now. not exactly a happy story tbh

Looks like Fred is just pending a medical at this point for united. Should be a good pickup for them. Was able to see him in the group stages for shakhtar

5 star tweet bro

There's food for a couple weeks in there

ONE TIME DEALER

if Fellaini becomes Emery's first signing I might just start the #unaiout trend

This would be so glorious that I would actually forgive the fact I'd have to watch his stupid ugly mop many more times next year.

Again:

Fellaini on a free sounds good to me.

def the man they've lacked since Vieira

Whelp...as fan, I guess it isn’t really a transfer window until you pray to god that at least one rumor isn’t true.