Facts and history

French speaking belgians are our little cousins, they're a bit all over the place but they're entertaining in general and they talk hilarious. Dutch speaking belgians are their creepy step brother, nobody here knows anything about them basically.

We played them only twice in World cups (1938 and 1986) and once in a Euro (1984) winning all these games obviously because nobody loses kickabouts to their little cousins.

Little cousins being so proud of us:



Players

Some of the little cousins have grown into decent players but we're still the bully despite little cousins being at absolute peak hype.


Coaches

Tuesday will also be two heavyweights going at it.

On a corner we have a spaniard who won a Football league one (???) and a cuppeh with Wigan (?!?) as a coach. As a player he won a copa del rey , woah.

NOW IN THE OTHER CORNER

As a player:

Club:

Marseille

French Division 1: 1989–90, 1991–92
UEFA Champions League: 1992–93

Juventus

Serie A: 1994–95, 1996–97, 1997–98
Coppa Italia: 1995
Supercoppa Italiana: 1995, 1997
UEFA Champions League: 1995–96; Runner-up:1996–97, 1997–98
Intercontinental Cup: 1996
UEFA Super Cup: 1996
UEFA Intertoto Cup: 1999

Chelsea

FA Cup: 1999–2000

Valencia

UEFA Champions League Runner-up: 2000–01

International

France

FIFA World Cup: 1998
UEFA European Championship: 2000

Individual

Player

French Division 1 Rookie of the Year: 1989
French Player of the Year: 1996
UEFA Euro Team of the Tournament: 1996
FIFA 100: 2004
The Dream Team 110 years of OM: 2010


As a manager:

Club:

AS Monaco FC

UEFA Champions League Runner-up: 2003–04*
Coupe de la Ligue: 2003

Juventus FC

Serie B: 2006–07

Olympique Marseille

Ligue 1: 2009–10
Coupe de la Ligue: 2010, 2011, 2012
Trophée des Champions: 2010, 2011

France

UEFA European Championship Runner-up: 2016

Individual

Manager

Ligue 1 Manager of the Year: 2004

Orders

Chevalier (Knight) of the Légion d'honneur in 1998

Records

Youngest captain to lift the Champions League trophy



Odds

Little cousins get wrecked a huge % of the time, unless they do something drastic and knock us down with an ashtray or something

Can a mod add a pole? i forgot the pole

The OP confuses me

You should be able to add a pole yourself whilst it's still editable.

also
[x] It's coming home

you know they're just gonna put stupid "it's coming home" bull**** in it, right?

Are you perturbed tho

Your pole has a deficiency.

Our little cousins could wreck the "it's coming home" blindfolded with a wrist tied to their ankle.

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS M8

correct, but not for long. wednesday we bathe in engerland tears.

Ground floor of KDGOAT

In for the real final.

Don't the "little cousins" have a winning record vs France overall? I think I read that somewhere, but can't be bothered to check it out.

yeah

pretty much ev1 does

We let them win some friendlies, we don't want to shatter their self esteem, they are not lolengerlund.

Good luck to both teams in the 2nd\3rd place playoff

I'm still confused what the hell the OP is talking about, is he just listing Didier Deschamps accomplishments?

whilst removing Deschamps' OM accomplishments, since OP is a lolQATAR slappy

Also legit removed due to Bernard Tapie

ZAIDS knows

From Tapie and his dirty money to shady doctors to bags of money burried in opponents gardens to super shady transfers more recently, just a highly fraudulent club that should be striked from history books.

What an underwhelming first page

The #realfinal needs no build up. It’s the real final, dude.

Yeah, whoever wins this game lifts the cup about 350% of the time.

As an American ive been trying to watch

I cant because of how they fall down and cry without being touched


Absolutely no respect