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View Poll Results: THREE OPTIONS
Bournemouth v Sheffield United over 3.5 goals (200%) sixfour
18 41.86%
Bizzle top 3 in Fortnite World Cup Solos (700%) tabbaker
17 39.53%
Tottenham to beat United on Thursday (160%) Empire Man
18 41.86%
Cheval Grand (or possibly backup horse) (2500% each way) PokerCrazy94
4 9.30%
Royal Never Give Up > unknown non-fats (33%) BOIDS
18 41.86%
LMS entry (£10 entry, first prize >£1000) mic_check12
31 72.09%
Mojito in the horse race on 2 August (400%) martymc1
10 23.26%

07-23-2019 , 06:12 PM
short report this week because I am superbusy with yacht picking activities and other matters.

this is the year on year percentage gain of Berkshire Hathaway, which contains 99% of genius megabillionaire Warren Buffet's investment activities



Berkshire's average gain over the years is 18.7%. doesn't sound like all that much, but if you can make 18.7% every year for 60 years you'll turn 8 million quid into 300 billion like Warren did

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after 5 weeks of investment activity, the fat & blokes have produced the following results





this works out to be a 53.6% gain over 5 weeks, or 557.2% non-compounded annualised return

18.7% vs 557.2%. i will not insult your intelligence by spelling out the implications

on to this week's opportunities,

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Bournemouth v Sheffield United over 3.5 goals

Currently 15/8 on the investfair sportsbook and greater than 2/1 on the investfair exchange, I think this is worth the shot for these reasons:

1) A lot of Bournemouth's matches towards the end of last season appeared to be quite high scoring, with a 5-3 defeat to Palace, 3-3 draw against Soton and 5-0 win against Brighton in their last five league games. Bournemouth have made no major changed to their defence that makes me think they'll be in any way tighter at the back

2) Chris Wilder does not do bus parking, and will not sit back to try to nick a point, which may play in to Bournemouth's playing style and allow us to get caught on the break given our incredibly aggressive strategy - while we didn't concede a goal on the counter all season last year, against Premier League strikeforces it may see us caught out early

3) David Brooks went to them from us in a record outgoing transfer, and is surely a lock to score against his old club because narratives

4) Lys Mousset went to us from them in a record incoming transfer literally today, and is surely a lock to score against his old club because narratives
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Originally Posted by tabbaker
Proposal: Bizzle top 3 in Fortnite World Cup Solos 7/1

Fortnite is still one of the biggest games in the world and Bizzle is one of the most consistent performers when it comes to the LAN events. Here are his results:

2018 solo summer skirmish: 2nd
2018 duos fall skirmish: 4th
2019 solo secret skirmish: 1st

If you weren't aware Fortnite is a 100 player battle royale so to finish that high consistently is amazing. He also has tons of high placements in online only tournaments but every gamer knows LAN is a different animal. And in the World Cup he will be playing against literal children who have never faced this kind of pressure before.

He is 16/1 to win it all which seems juicy but there is a massive amount of RNG in this game so I feel like top 3 is the better play.
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Originally Posted by Empire Man
spurs v manchester united is a good investment: united are well-known and well-loved but would currently be improved by welbeck. Tottenham (2.62) to beat United on Thursday
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Originally Posted by PokerCrazy94
Alright it does seem Sovereign has been withdrawn, so has Coronet (40/1) which was my next e/w pick

Let's see if this one actually races:

Cheval Grand e/w @ 25/1
OR (if Cheval Grand is withdrawn as well) Waldgeist e/w @20/1

Maybe it would be better just to do the Enable to win @ 4/6 but that's boring, we need to choose a horse for e/w as well.

I'm pretty sure Betfair does Best Odds Guaranteed so if this one does get actioned then can just put the bet on the raceday and they will pay out on the best odds. One of those 2 horses surely is going to race, all of them can't keep getting withdrawn.
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Originally Posted by BOIDS
ok all partners may propose. i got one,

Q: according to the first 6 weeks, where does our edge come from?
A: analysis of football, koreans, and most of all the fats

imo the smart move is to combine these areas of expertise wherever possible

its extremely hard to find fat footballers, and it's also hard to find koreans of size. however,



note the excellent specimen third from right. he's in the foreground in every picture i could find which probably means he's the team captain

our big lad and his inferior team mates face some unknown skinny dumbasses at 10am on saturday. we are heavy faves for reasons which do not require explanation. our return on capital aint great, but free money is free money

oh and by the way our team is called ROYAL NEVER GIVE UP

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Originally Posted by mic_check12
Proposal

This will probably get struck off for various rules that I haven't read but I'm proposing it cos it could be a lot of fun, has low risk high return, no vig and there's an edge from stupid people.

I propose the syndicate has an entry in a Last Man Standing competition run by Lost Ostrich and I. Costs €10 in and the winner usually ships about €1300. For those unfamiliar with the game all you do is pick a team to win in the Premier League once a week. If they win you're in if they don't you're out. Last man standing scoops the gold, can't pick the same team twice. Pick to be determined by way of a simple poll once a week.

This investment has the potential for plenty of lols along the way, we've had such gems as;

Someone picking Fulham away at Stoke when Stoke had the longest unbeaten home record in English football and Fulham hadn't won away in a year.

Someone losing the whole thing to a 94th minute Crouch header after refusing to hedge Newcastle at home to Stoke.

Lost Ostrich picking Everton and being knocked out 47 times.

If the entry goes deep in the competition then anyone else from the syndicate still in the LMS won't be able to vote. Maximum duration of investment somewhere around 1-3 months
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Originally Posted by Mc1
I propose that we invest in Mojito Goodwood 3.30pm 2nd august.

Win with bit in hand last time (race before stradivarius) should have Frankie on board again to lead us home.

Last edited by BOIDS; 07-23-2019 at 06:20 PM.
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07-23-2019 , 07:49 PM
lol
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07-24-2019 , 07:38 AM
Mc1 GOAT.
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07-24-2019 , 08:04 AM
No love for the horses?
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07-24-2019 , 12:23 PM
Three tied in second at the moment, how are we going about this?
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07-24-2019 , 01:47 PM
Well if it remains a 17-17 tie for second between mine and BOIDS' investments (obv it was three way when you posted), it's not a problem, but if tabbaker's comes into the tie I could just withdraw my proposal and let him in.

Not for EM's though, the concept of investing partnership capital on pre season friendlies perturbs me
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07-24-2019 , 02:00 PM
Are we doing that thing we did when 8bus proposed to lay the Argies and it was the lowest voted so we backed them instead? Looks like my proposal will get the lowest votes (again!) so feel free to back the opposite with 1% of capital or whatever it was
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07-24-2019 , 02:01 PM
iirc Algeria and the hotdogs tied for 3rd and they both got actioned
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07-24-2019 , 02:25 PM
Ooh I haven’t voted yet. I guess this is what real power tastes like!
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07-24-2019 , 02:35 PM
Bournemouth v Sheffield United over 3.5 goals (200%) sixfour
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Bizzle top 3 in Fortnite World Cup Solos (700%) tabbaker
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Tottenham to beat United on Thursday (160%) Empire Man
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Cheval Grand (or possibly backup horse) (2500% each way) PokerCrazy94
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Royal Never Give Up > unknown non-fats (33%) BOIDS
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Mojito in the horse race on 2 August (400%) martymc1
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LMS entry (£10 entry, first prize >£1000) mic_check12
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07-24-2019 , 02:46 PM
About the Bizzle investment, dude qualified in week 1 of qualifiers and never finished in the top 10 again in solos and the meta really changed since week 1. All he did was ***** and moan about how much the meta changed on twitter without actually adjusting.

V worried that betting on him is just lighting money on fire
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07-24-2019 , 02:49 PM
LO GÖAT ÖAT
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07-24-2019 , 03:56 PM
Ok, I’ll be that guy.
Lost, you’ve got your Roman thumbs the wrong way round.

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016/...at-many-think/
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07-24-2019 , 03:59 PM
Fake news. I’ve seen Gladiator!
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07-24-2019 , 04:05 PM
Just a quick note to say that Royal Never Give Up, and Uzi himself, are Chinese not Korean so we don't have as big an edge as we thought there
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07-25-2019 , 02:37 AM
SPUDS actioned

royal never give up has been lodged on the exchange for a better price than what is out there, hopefully it gets matched soon

shef over not yet actioned

all investments are £42.8
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07-25-2019 , 05:28 AM
missed the vote, probably saved the syndicate money by doing so

Note: I personally entered into that LMS, will abstain from partner voting on that.
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07-25-2019 , 04:02 PM
pitbull.gif a welcome surprise there
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