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View Poll Results: Who Will Win The SEC
Alabama
10 41.67%
Auburn
7 29.17%
LSU
1 4.17%
Georgia
2 8.33%
Florida
1 4.17%
Tennessee
2 8.33%
Arkansas
0 0%
Texas A&M
1 4.17%
Ole Miss
0 0%
Miss St
0 0%

10-15-2017 , 10:02 PM
lol Jesus

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10-16-2017 , 03:00 AM
I'm guessing that breaks down as Bama -41 in the first half and Bama +7 for the second half once Saban pulls the starters and backups.
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10-16-2017 , 12:39 PM
HATE WEEK

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10-16-2017 , 12:52 PM
Going to post this one every year also:


GREG (Adamson, UT assistant strength coach)



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BUTCH



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UT




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BUTTCHUGGER
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10-16-2017 , 01:18 PM
Week 8 Pick 'em is up, with a HATE WEEK themed tiebreaker.

Note that it's asking for an amount of time left in the game. I couldn't figure out how to filter entries, and I'll fix any of them that aren't formatted correctly, but try to remember to put the hours in also. Example: 41 minutes, 42 seconds has to be entered as 0:41:42.
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10-16-2017 , 01:20 PM
So, is ummmm chugging alcohol thru the butt like medically possible? Do you get like instantly drunk or something? Asking for a friend.
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10-16-2017 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by AUGUY55
So, is ummmm chugging alcohol thru the butt like medically possible? Do you get like instantly drunk or something? Asking for a friend.
Yes and yes (assuming you insert an adequate amount).

Butt chugging was the critical clue in a 'Law and Order: Criminal Intent' episode about murders and coerced suicides in a wine company. Turns out perp had been giving his mother (a retired enfeebled opera singer) butt wine for years to avoid damage to her vocal cords. She'd call out, "Momma needs her juice!"
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10-16-2017 , 03:24 PM
Had second thoughts about the tiebreaker. Not because it was disrespectful to the Volz, but because I lost Aaron Rodgers in my fantasy football league this weekend and couldn't live with myself if I jinxed Jalen Hurts and he went out of the game with an injury instead of an overwhelming lead.

PM me with your total score prediction in the LSU/Ole Miss game if you already entered your picks.
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10-16-2017 , 03:31 PM
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10-20-2017 , 11:38 AM
Bump for more Hate Week picks. In so far:

razorbacker
Costanza
Namath12
Booker Wolfbox
Tom Ames
INAR2
TJ Eckleburg12
SmartKirby
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10-20-2017 , 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Costanza
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10-20-2017 , 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Costanza
Bump for more Hate Week picks. In so far:

razorbacker
Costanza
Namath12
Booker Wolfbox
Tom Ames
INAR2
TJ Eckleburg12
SmartKirby
Talk about your "Holy ****!" realizations; Kentucky is 5-1. LOL, and very nearly 6-0.
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10-21-2017 , 12:27 AM
Yep UK only team w exactly one loss
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10-21-2017 , 01:23 AM
31 years with at least 1 loss
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10-21-2017 , 10:49 PM
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31 years with at least 1 loss
A+
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10-22-2017 , 01:51 AM
I gotta sack up and start betting this ****.
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10-22-2017 , 12:15 PM
Will Grier has more TD passes in 7 games than Florida has in the past 23
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10-22-2017 , 12:29 PM
Congrats to Booker Wolfbox!

SEC Thread Pick 'em: Week 8 results
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10-22-2017 , 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ineedaride2
I gotta sack up and start betting this ****.
That's always when I start losing.
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10-22-2017 , 12:51 PM
Razorbacker, if you're out there... sorry for the beatdown again. Maybe we did you a favor though?
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10-22-2017 , 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Costanza


Could just be reading on phone but I don't think the totals are updating correctly
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10-22-2017 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by AUGUY55
Razorbacker, if you're out there... sorry for the beatdown again. Maybe we did you a favor though?


Only if a $15 million check was attached.
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10-22-2017 , 01:30 PM
Bielema has a 15 million dollar buyout? Holy ****ing ****
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