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Originally Posted by xXDeuce7Xx
first touch of a rapist
Fun aside - This reminds me of the time I got threatened with a shotgun.
I was in an
horrendous dive bar in central Wisconsin one new year's eve, and some random started talking to me, topic came up of football for a while. Was asked about a particular player (can't remember who), I said "decent but has the first touch of a rapist".
The barman didn't like this one bit, shouted at me and was very clear to confirm the existence of a shotgun behind the bar.
Inital thought was to reason with him. Secondary and almost immediately dominant thought was to go "sorry missus patterson" repeatedly a la Kevin and Perry.