I rather like my cards, so I'll share them with anyone who's interested.
Behold UglyCards:
The font is "Kabul Ult BT", whatever that is. Size 30, no bold. I recommend turning "4 color deck" OFF to use the blue and green. You have to turn on "full card" or you won't see your cards.
Feel free to use these if you like them, but I won't be making any changes. If you want a "T" instead of "10", you'll have to do it yourself. Enjoy!