Heading out to the hot tub with the chicas. I am a man on the move guys, someone should take a stand soon, the offer expires when I go to Vegas (no more stars)?

I will be refreshing pm's until the bedroom calls. Honestly thought I could get 2-3 people here to play me, but I guess your bottom line is more important to you guys than pride. I was relishing posting the results itt if anyone did take the bait. Definitely good game selection skills being practiced by the guys in this thread(empty mailbox).

Been wanting to visit Europe, dad never had a jet though. Their proud legacy of slavery, colonialism, IMF manipulation, and war mongering is breathtaking. Are there any cool monuments in Italy dedicated to Mussolini? So awesome when he used Italian forces to rip through the poor, humble and innocent people of Ethiopia unprovoked, epic display of gutless greed.

I also want to check out Dresden, Germany. Is that town still in shambles? I remember how the US bombed it heavily and unnecessarily to remind you guys, you don't mess with the US.

Probably be heading to Jamaica soon instead. Rastafari live forever.

Not sure if I should keep updating something that is so painfully obvious but my mailbox remains empty.

I just thank my lucky stars I got this in on the flop for fear of being outplayed with the "dynamic" range changes on latter streets.

Poker Stars $2.56+$0.64+$0.30 No Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 2420108
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

palpatine76 (UTG+1): t1440 48 BBs
thret (UTG+2): t735 24.50 BBs
Sleepy1968 (MP1): t1370 45.67 BBs
Hero (MP2): t1630 54.33 BBs
rockfield24 (CO): t2245 74.83 BBs
peso2paydirt (BTN): t1200 40 BBs
Roddyck21 (SB): t1990 66.33 BBs
dehso (BB): t1420 47.33 BBs
ELCAMINO6910 (UTG): t1470 49 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP2 with 5 J A 3
2 folds, thret calls t30, 1 fold, Hero calls t30, rockfield24 calls t30, peso2paydirt calls t30, Roddyck21 calls t15, dehso checks

Flop: (t180) A J 8 (6 players)
Roddyck21 checks, dehso checks, thret checks, Hero bets t180, rockfield24 folds, peso2paydirt raises to t1170 all in, Roddyck21 folds, dehso folds, thret calls t705 all in, Hero calls t990

Turn: (t3225) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3225) 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3225
thret shows 7 2 6 Q (HI: a pair of Sevens; LO: 8,7,6,2,A)
Hero shows 5 J A 3 (HI: two pair, Aces and Jacks; LO: 8,7,5,3,A)
peso2paydirt shows 3 A K 8 (HI: two pair, Aces and Kings)
peso2paydirt wins t465
Hero wins t465
peso2paydirt wins t1148
Hero wins t1147

Why does everybody have to run and hide when the Bossman comes to town? I pulled all of your hole cards. At high stakes there is no one itt that has the hand ranges figured out well enough vs opponent HUD numbers to play me. I have played against short stacking clowns (hypers) all my life as that is the least painful way to lose to me, uncomplicated play and only dropping 30-40bb to the Bossman.

Been fun schooling you guys. This was done more as a statement to the lack of skill required in hypers. I knew no one would step up, but putting it out there in writing shows that the guys playing hypers have not developed the skills necessary to make more complex decisions on later streets.

Hope no one was insulted, just a reminder to know your role and respect your elders. As I said, you are mostly decent guys and I did this as more of a statement against hyper play and to prove no one had the cojones to play a more complex format. Obviously much respect was given cause my mailbox is still empty.

I can't speak for others, but I don't think too much respect is an issue here.

All the respect in the world is not enough when I am playing my sober A game. If you don't think people itt were scrambling to get a hi stakes friend to "get the mark" you are sadly mistaken. Probably no less than 5-6 people read through my post with the intention of possibly making a few dimes, then wisely dodged a bullet. I don't see anyone else itt challenging anyone to anything.

What does it say for you guys when I openly rub it in your face and no one here sends 1 pm to play me. Not one person inquired about the action I was offering, and you best damn believe someone would have if they thought they could beat the Bossman.

You guys are the manure of mediocrity that feeds greatness. Thank you for inspiring me to the heights of where I belong, back on top.

I will play you anytime you want. I live part time in Rosarito, will be in Vegas and can travel? I have no respect for you or your game. I will pay you $500 or anyone else to repeat that line I put in bold that to my face personally in a private setting? Another challenge that will definitely not be answered by anyone on this site.

So much fail itt. To see a bunch of so called regulars and experts get manhandled by one person who is supposedly not even a world class poker player is entertaining.

You must not "love to play vs someone smoking 10g a day", otherwise I would have gotten a pm from you.

If you we can come up with a way to objectively test marijuana knowledge and make it bettable, I will bet you numbers with lots of 0's that I know more than you on this subject.

You are a clown talking about munchies. I wake up blazing constantly and it takes me no less than 8-10 hours of heavy smoking to eat my first meal of the day. Obviously you are a lite weight if are referring to munchies like some teenager. Rastafari Live Forever. Jah Bless the emperor Haile Selassie.

"I will now tell a german joke:

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- A cannibal

- What!?

- You are about to die and be eaten!

- Butthole! I will murder you first!"

mmmmh i still prefer the ministry of silly walks

thats okay you dont need to.
that you´r a middle aged man? we can do that when you come visit me and actually prove me that you are
how about you get some of your rosarito buddies in here so they can grab the 500$ when they meet you next time?
i totally agree, there was a lot of fail in the last couple posts. just hover over your sn and then click "find more posts" and you will find a nice litte summary of the fail.
challenging sng players to a cg at stakes they dont play is manhandleing? come on you said you made it through college you should know better.
fyp.

Do u even realise what u are saying? Are u like 19 or something? You have just said,

"I am a complete junkie degenerate who requires 10g of weed/day, every single day, ontop of beer and other drugs just so I can forget how much my life sucks and how bad I am at poker........

.......I get up in the morning and start smoking to fill the void. I get so disconnected from my pathetic reality that it takes a full 8-10 hours before my bodily functions over-ride my paranoia and self-loathing, allowing me to eat"

Clearly I know more about weed than u do because I have been able to control my emotions and master it, using it as tool to enhance dopamine production, rather than being used as an empty vessel in which to deposit angst.

If you want to play high stakes HU against the guys in this thread, all you have to do is take a seat at a > $60 hyper, enter an MTT or even an SnG @ $15 (which is high stakes to u as it is multiples or your average buyin). If you are good enough you will be HU vs many of these guys for $hundreds. As for being a superior player than anyone here - my av PROFIT is higher than your av BUYIN. If you want some respect, try increasing your av buyin, winning some money and stop being such a child.

Fellas my mailbox is still empty. Don't take it personal. I think you all were smart enough to figure out you were going to be dealing with a sober buzz saw whose has spent more gambling winnings on wine than 95%+ of you will make in a lifetime regardless of your professional pursuits.

Awesome game selection guys, no one literally even made 1 pm to me. Obviously I stayed up all night just to give the Euro guys 2 chances to play me if they woke up brave.

As Tupac said, My Heart Don't Pump No Fear and That Ain't Hard to See.

Heading off to Vegas now, placing major futures wagers and getting some contacts verified for Nascar season. Won't be around to school you guys for a month, but when you think of the only person who breathed a little life into this thread.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJMDTrIQLI

No offense, but most of the players in Rosarito appear to be dead broke clowns definitely incapable of doing much in the world of gambling. I hang out with ex pro tennis players, ex models, business people, and well educated teachers and professionals.

I will meet anyone anywhere. But my experiences with the Rosarito guys are not very impressive. I have 2 units at the nicest complex down here, but when I meet guys from the Rosarito thread, I immediately feel like they are seeking stakes, they are not socially skilled, not formally or even street educated, and lack the well rounded attributes that I seek in friendships.

After about 10 min around a typical Rosarito player, I am dumbing it down, acting broke and hope like hell they avoid me usually, lol. 95% of them are not in my league intellectually, financially, or spiritually. I would never want to network among the unsavory element of poker players in Rosarito, although I am sure some good guys are out there. The good players hide in the desolate towers all day and live hermetic lives of futility.

lol what a toolbag.

some real beauties coming to the forum lately.

the circus is always good for a laugh though I guess.

funny thing is his sn on stars plays has a highest mtt buyin of like $11 and looks to mostly play $4.50 180's.

Damn literally no one will give me action hu cash. You do realize hs cash players would have responded regardless of whether they play hypers or not and 0PM's.

I ended up owning this thread. Not sure what the next logical step is, never owned a thread before. Can I sell the thread back to 2+2 or is it customary to give the thread back to the regulars. If I give it back is the donation tax deductible?

I have a prop bet for you. [deleted - enough of your childish nonsense! - Buzz]

I hate hypers and the people who encourage their popularity.

Going to probably be my last post for a while,
heading to Vegas to make bets with exponents.

To quote Eminem..: "You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counceling. To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some."

Could you please be more specific? Please quote a sentence or 4 of what I wrote above that you would disagree with about the Rosarito crowd. Admittedly I have friends in LA and other places, but I am just not feeling much of anything beyond degeneracy and mediocrity here.

I realize we cannot all graduate at the top of our class, get full scholarships almost anywhere, Rhodes invites etc, and beat countless variants and forms of gambling for 20+ years.

Getting ready to go to Vegas. I am on top of my game and love calling out people just to motivate myself to feed off the manure of mediocrity and get back on top where I am whenever I want to be. I have two units in the nicest place in Rosarito that I could have loaned to anyone I met down here for multiple months, but I prefer ladies and locals to the degens itt's.

I asked Mr Sklansky and while he said the going rate for thread rebuys was tree fiddy, I should heed the wisdom of Barry G and donate it back to the regs. Good luck with the hypers guys, hopefully I made a few people at least laugh at hypers and the people who play them and are incapable of playing deep stacked poker against a supposed nobody.

I offered $1000x4 minimum to an open, legal market and got no takers. If I saw anyone else itt do the same thing, we would be 4 tabling. Peace out, one love.

how about for ever?????????????????????????????????????????????? ??

Sorry if I offended you. I am probably spending way too much time itt hoping someone gets the itch to play the Bossman.

"Chances Are" this will be my last post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDqfz...PLDWg4cyTR8P9w

This place is to tough:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU959L4fLO0

Prop Bet

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Got a prop bet offer for you. I am betting with a friend on the outcome as well. I will give you $500 if you or anyone you might know in Rosarito wants to call me a toolbag face to face in a private setting. I will also give the person calling me toolbag $500, for a total of $1000 free monies. I am serious, so please choose to either ignore it or find someone and cry like a ho to mod's.

PM from peso.

why are you trying to make as big of a fool of yourself as possible? I presume people know who you are irl there. Don't be shocked if you hear people laughing behind your back a lot.

Saying that if you send me my flight fare first I wouldn't mind a holiday in Mexico!

joking aside I think mods should think about banning this clown.

Read my post about how I feel about people in Rosarito. I have tons of friends here, locals, doctors, many women, very close police friends, but truthfully I have posted a lot about how I feel about most of the guys I have met from 2+2 here.

I posted in the Rosarito thread when I first came here, a challenge to play the "pro's" hu or full ring mixed games min $1000 buy in. I never got a response from the Rosarito elite on that either. I have friends all over town, and most of them think the poker players are socially inept potheads without nuanced worldviews. Lots of stake chasing clowns, trying to scrape by with roomates and hustles, I have 2 units in the nicest place for myself now and would never loan them to a poker player.

I would literally put my sports bet record over the past 15+ years vs. anyone anywhere and compare favorably, literally 7 figure+ profits. Yet when I meet clowns here they offer me sports betting advice, lol, come on clowns. You are sitting across a table from someone with almost 58% NCAAF 10 years, world class Nascar etc, and you are hinting for stakes while telling them who they should be betting. A true hustler would have rode my NCAAF and Nascar to the moon last year, not acted like a degen.

Thanks for advertising my prop offer for me. Hope to get some Rosarito responses on that one since no one will play me 5-10$ across 4 tables. As degen as the people are here, someone might be dumb enough to do it for $500, lol.

not even gonna read past the bold part.

See the thing is probably 8)5 of what you write is total lies or deluded stuff. So no thanks I wont bother reading about how you feel about mexico or w/e the hell you claim to be.

lolz

I grunch every post and write whatever I feel based on the topic, 95% of the time. Why you try to get me banned for? How did it work out for you? I am refreshing my pm's hoping to hear something on any of my offers. I would love to see someone besides me openly offer 4 tables of 5-10$ action on here, daddy gotta eat.