LMAO. I think his multiple FTOPS wins, his multiple SCOOP wins and his WSOP final table may disagree.

I checked a few top rated players and no, Jani is running about the same as JJ, just over 10%, bokkie, wadzon, etc <10. xQuantum1 running about 21%, although only on about 13% of the volume of JJ/wadzon or bokkie but >13% of their profit in same games.


Be mid-field then button donk-shove 5 8 K K rainbow in a slow blind tourney with equi-stack good players in SB and BB. Suckout multi-way premium hands then have big stack. Other big stack (cal) was playing loose. Bleu held with best hand vs that player then had the rest of the field >10-1 in chips. Game over - All made possible by that 1 hand

KK58 bow is a little girls' hand and an easily readable donk-shove on button when the other players are raising real premium hands 3BBs or less (inc bleu who is a decent player). I believe BB and bleu had 17-18 blinds, SB ~10. Final stack was ~57K. Variables over-rated? U don't seem to know what they are.

Last few MTTs I've been in with JJ and both have gone deep, he has bust in ALL of them by donk-shoving 2 3 4 X type-hands from as bad as utg with a good stack, to the of course predictable auto-fish SB shove in the weekly. Other games he just button shoves 4 5 6 7 3clubs when I'm in BB holding A A 2 9ds. Usually he wins and cracks me up. But, according to JJ himself, I am his #1 villain!!!! I didn't believe him but would that be stat-sig too?

I don't think that's the hand lol. Button didn't have 37BBs nor did he make quads. Both SB and BB were all-in. Must be diff tourney but at least ur consistent

I believe what I said was according to my database in terms of hypers your chip ev graph was the most over EV

LOL at biting on the obv troll like I knew you would

BTW I know you say that I am just a turbo luckbox player but according to our stats in regular speed mtts it would lead me to believe that if either of us is a turbo luckbox that would be you

xQuantum1
PokerStars SCHEDULED Normal Speed Omaha H/L 93 games played/AVG Profit -$9.68/ AVG Buy In $25.79/AVG ROI -24.8%/ Total Profit -$900


Juicy_J_93
PokerStars SCHEDULED Normal Speed Omaha H/L 1,034 games played/AVG Profit $9.24/AVG Buy In $25.26/AVG ROI 73.4%/Total Profit $9,558

MY graph is most over EV? Ahahaha. In my dreams. U r so +ve vs me it's insane. Don't think 93 games is a fair sample. Add in all speeds and get the sample to 1000 at least. What about in the 10k + SnGs over past 2 years? Maybe my ROI sucks over that sample but I must make up for it everywhere else if my ROI is double yours and my sample must be heavily weighted away from MTTs where the higher ROIs are to be had. Also just how bad do u suck at everything else if ur ROI is 75% in MTTs but only 10% overall?

Forget it man, u know it's true that in virtually all games we play, I get in ahead. As Buffet said, "the real winners are those that keep their eye on the playing field and not on the scoreboard".

I think some1 ITT has some pretty lol insight into the game of poker.

screw ICM and metagame. it is all about being the boss. if you dont take the boss theory into consideration you will never have 20% roi @ hypers.
how to become the boss? find todays boss and dethrone him by sucking out. if you manage to pull that off then the pokerstars software will activate the boss status for your account and deactivate the current boss.
it will be costly to get there but once you are the boss you can quickly recover losses and roll onwards. until you get de-bossed ofc.

there has to be at least one boss per tourney. this has been enforced by the boss union in 2011.
the boss union is a multi country union with the subdivisions in canada, russia and germany having the highest memberships among them. the union didn´t manage to set foot on the british islands since the "60%edge=100% win"-lobby ,most prominent members being the royal family, intervened.however there is a small pro-boss group in north ireland, membercount: one, motto:"if we final table, then we usually get first place".

pokerstars themself are trying to take the position of a mediator between the boss union and the "60%edge=100%win"-lobby. being vampires from the isle of man this is only natural to them, since every vampire likes a huge diversity of groups to leech from.

this leads to one question: where are the werewolves?
there is strong evidence of a werewolf population in the netherlands. players from the netherlands are very aggressive and on full moon they totally freak out and even start butchering bosses...

hail to the boss!

...does anyone know who is todays boss?

Werewolves died out when Spain and Italy left, run out of easy prey. They tried Germans for a while, but found them too sour.

I shouldn't have to explain this to such an intelligent individual as yourself quantum but the reason why players like myself and janiosmo are shown to have 10% roi when you do a basic search on Sharkscope is because that number is a avg roi and if you have played 60 000 hypers like I have chances are thats going to have a great affect on avg roi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY

EDIT: Juicy J is the boss of my heart till the day I die. <3

anyway, too much to read though, but we can all agree that biood1 is the best of all time!?!?

lets talk about aless...
total squealer if you ask me !

.^sc

A1028 (ftp)is the biggest rat ever. Keep that in mind if u guys play him hu

Dunno about stars-sn

Yea he is good. I also like hornHL and to a certain extent, Lev_gold of the russians I've played a reasonable amount with.

I know many of you have an erection for vandir4rek but look at this.. He is russian.

Here's the hand.

Something seems amiss.

Please explain.

Buzz

run it twice probably.

Yeah we ran it twice. He's still the best player in the game imo. If you think differently I'm sure he'll be more than happy to play. We have a decent amount of history and I think he just likes to stack me.

he's a good player and I guess the best out of the russans which aint sayin much. But to say the best in the game is stretching but it's so subjective that I guess ones personal opinion is fine.

I do remember he **** hated losing hands to me and would get super aggro/pretty awful like the hand against demonic if I won a decent pot v him/outplayed or w/e.

Maybe the demonic hand was similar situation the day of that hand and he wanted revenge no matter how.

If we are talking about cash NL/PL, I agree with this. At least top 3 for sure.

But this is also true afaik. Once he gets outplayed/scooped out of some big hands, he gets super blindly aggro and quite spewy. But then again, i've seen that happening to almost any good reg at least once at some point.

I think "wogfir" is another good Russian player. There ARE a few of them out there

Can someone please tell me who "streityboy" is on PS, so I can put a name to the scales? Thanks.