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07-26-2009 , 01:57 AM
Hard to find a flop nicer than this.

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (CO): $5.00
BTN: $2.85
SB: $0.58
BB: $4.41
UTG: $5.86
UTG+1: $0.97
UTG+2: $1.80
MP1: $5.90
MP2: $4.26

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is CO with 7 A 2 8
UTG calls $0.02, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, BTN calls $0.02, SB calls $0.01, BB raises to $0.16, UTG calls $0.14, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.14, Hero calls $0.14, BTN calls $0.14, SB calls $0.14

Flop: ($0.98) 5 4 6 (6 players)
SB bets $0.42 all in, BB calls $0.42, UTG calls $0.42, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $3.08, BTN folds, BB raises to $4.25 all in, UTG calls $3.83, Hero calls $1.17

Turn: ($14.15) A (4 players - 2 are all in)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.59 all in, UTG calls $0.59

River: ($15.33) 8 (4 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $15.33
Hero shows 7 A 2 8 (HI: a straight, Four to Eight; LO: 6,5,4,2,A)
SB shows 3 7 7 3 (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,5,4,3,A)
BB mucks A 6 Q 4
UTG shows 2 9 9 A (HI: a pair of Aces; LO: 6,5,4,2,A)
Hero wins $0.59
UTG wins $0.30
Hero wins $0.29
Hero wins $5.45
UTG wins $2.72
Hero wins $2.72
Hero wins $1.28
UTG wins $0.64
Hero wins $0.64
(Rake: $0.70)
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07-26-2009 , 06:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JWorth
just shipped $3R and took 8th in $215 plo8 . good day since i only played 3 non fpp/vip tourneys.


anything <20vpip/10 is a nit imo. and i hate nits and like to think everyone is a nit.

>30vpip isn't always spewing, but most spew.
Congrats.

PS I run at 40-50VPIP.
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07-26-2009 , 02:03 PM
what a ****ing joke this game is...Someone show me someone else who is running worse please...

PokerStars, $1/2 Omaha Hi/Lo Cash Games, 8 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
KPETEH (UTG): $57.20
ColdBryan (UTG+1): $115
Veron7777 (MP1): $116.85
kuhns89 (MP2): $200
CAVENDISH (CO): $192.60
goliath1947 (Button): $176
donrio35 (SB): $120.25
HR4000 (BB): $72.65

Dealt to donrio35 8 2 A 5

Pre-flop:
(4 folds), CAVENDISH calls $2, (1 folds), donrio35 raises to $6, (1 folds), CAVENDISH calls $4

Flop: ($15) K 8 T (2 Players)
donrio35 checks, CAVENDISH bets $12, donrio35 calls $12

Turn: ($39) 6 (2 Players)
donrio35 checks, CAVENDISH bets $34, donrio35 raises to $102.25 and is all-in, CAVENDISH calls $68.25

River: ($243.50) Q (2 Players)

Results:
donrio35 Showed 8 2 A 5
CAVENDISH Showed 9 8 J T
CAVENDISH wins $239.50
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07-26-2009 , 03:20 PM
lol thats BS don
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07-26-2009 , 04:12 PM
FWIW don, your posts are making me feel like I'm not the only one cursed at this fkn game.
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07-26-2009 , 07:56 PM
Actually, I feel bad for CAVENDISH getting 10-outed on the turn.
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07-26-2009 , 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky Clubs
Actually, I feel bad for CAVENDISH getting 10-outed on the turn.
Agreed. Also, he was getting 3 to 1 with 3rd nuts, two pair, and an outside straight flush draw. I normally don't even look at the toledorio bad beats anymore because they are so standard and common. This is poker - the best hand doesn't always win and it's possible to lose several coinflips in a row. You're probably running a lot better than you think you are.
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07-26-2009 , 10:34 PM
PokerStars, $0.50/1 Omaha Hi/Lo Cash Games, 8 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
uwilgetbroke (UTG+1): $52.30
420ffsuit (MP1): $97.50
Fedigan221 (MP2): $113.70
Maymundo (CO): $18.50
Chris Briggs (Button): $82
donrio35 (SB): $167.30
nitroooooox (BB): $28.80
LollyMadonna (UTG): $110.20

Dealt to donrio35 A 9 A 2

Pre-flop:
(5 folds), Chris Briggs raises to $3, donrio35 raises to $167.30 and is all-in, (1 folds), Chris Briggs calls $79 and is all-in, donrio35 returns $85.30

Flop: ($165.50) 3 K J (2 Players)

Turn: ($165.50) T (2 Players)

River: ($165.50) A (2 Players)

Results:
donrio35 Showed A 9 A 2
Chris Briggs Showed J J 8 Q
Chris Briggs wins $162
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07-26-2009 , 10:58 PM
Stage #1554644281: Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit $2 - 2009-07-26 21:53:50 (ET)
Table: GOLDEN DR (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - DONT_TRY ($234.15 in chips)
Seat 2 - MIKEBREALE ($46.48 in chips)
Seat 3 - FLORIDAZE ($91.55 in chips)
Seat 4 - BOT POKER ($198.70 in chips)
Seat 5 - TRICKYBLUE ($770.72 in chips)
Seat 6 - DORSAL FIN 7 ($242 in chips)
Seat 7 - CUSHMASTER ($400.75 in chips)
Seat 8 - RIVERDREAMER ($198.05 in chips)
Seat 9 - OBELIXLEGROS ($411.30 in chips)
MIKEBREALE - Posts small blind $1
FLORIDAZE - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DORSAL FIN 7 [10h Jd 7h 8h]
BOT POKER - Folds
TRICKYBLUE - Calls $2
DORSAL FIN 7 - Calls $2
CUSHMASTER - Folds
RIVERDREAMER - Folds
OBELIXLEGROS - Folds
DONT_TRY - Folds
MIKEBREALE - Raises $9 to $10
FLORIDAZE - Calls $8
TRICKYBLUE - Calls $8
DORSAL FIN 7 - Calls $8
*** FLOP *** [9h 5h 6d]
MIKEBREALE - All-In $36.48
FLORIDAZE - Calls $36.48
TRICKYBLUE - Calls $36.48
DORSAL FIN 7 - Raises $222.40 to $222.40
FLORIDAZE - All-In $45.07
TRICKYBLUE - Calls $185.92
*** TURN *** [9h 5h 6d] [6h]
TRICKYBLUE - All-In $538.32
DORSAL FIN 7 - All-In $9.60
TRICKYBLUE - returned ($528.72) : not called
*** RIVER *** [9h 5h 6d 6h] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MIKEBREALE - Shows [4s 3h Qd As] (One pair, sixes)
FLORIDAZE - Shows [Ad 6c 7d 2h] (Three of a kind, sixes)
TRICKYBLUE - Shows [8s 4c Ah Qh] (Flush, ace high)
DORSAL FIN 7 - Shows [10h Jd 7h 8h] (Straight flush, nine)
DORSAL FIN 7 Collects $299.45 from side pot-2
DORSAL FIN 7 Collects $134.56 from side pot-1
DORSAL FIN 7 Collects $185.02 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($622.03:$185.92,$135.21,$300.90) | Rake ($3:$0.90,$0.65,$1.45)
Board [9h 5h 6d 6h Kh]
Seat 1: DONT_TRY (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: MIKEBREALE (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, sixes [4s 3h Qd As - B:6h,B:6d,P:As,B:Kh,P:Qd]
Seat 3: FLORIDAZE (big blind) HI:lost with Three of a kind, sixes [Ad 6c 7d 2h - B:6h,B:6d,P:6c,P:Ad,B:Kh]
Seat 4: BOT POKER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: TRICKYBLUE HI:lost with Flush, ace high [8s 4c Ah Qh - P:Ah,B:Kh,P:Qh,B:9h,B:6h]
Seat 6: DORSAL FIN 7 won Total ($619.03) All-In HI$619.03) with Straight flush, nine [10h Jd 7h 8h - B:9h,P:8h,P:7h,B:6h,B:5h]
Seat 7: CUSHMASTER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: RIVERDREAMER Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: OBELIXLEGROS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
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07-26-2009 , 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toledorio
PokerStars, $0.50/1 Omaha Hi/Lo Cash Games, 8 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
uwilgetbroke (UTG+1): $52.30
420ffsuit (MP1): $97.50
Fedigan221 (MP2): $113.70
Maymundo (CO): $18.50
Chris Briggs (Button): $82
donrio35 (SB): $167.30
nitroooooox (BB): $28.80
LollyMadonna (UTG): $110.20

Dealt to donrio35 A 9 A 2

Pre-flop:
(5 folds), Chris Briggs raises to $3, donrio35 raises to $167.30 and is all-in, (1 folds), Chris Briggs calls $79 and is all-in, donrio35 returns $85.30

Flop: ($165.50) 3 K J (2 Players)

Turn: ($165.50) T (2 Players)

River: ($165.50) A (2 Players)

Results:
donrio35 Showed A 9 A 2
Chris Briggs Showed J J 8 Q
Chris Briggs wins $162
Beep beep.

Your posts in the wtf thread remind me of those Wile E. Coyote versus The Roadrunner cartoons, where Wile E. Coyote always tries some clever plan only to get screwed yet again by The Roadrunner.

Haven't seen one of those cartoons for a while. (Not sure why).

Anyhow, somehow your Hero reminds me of Wile E. Coyote. Meanwhile your Villain plays the role of The Roadrunner.

Beep beep.
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07-26-2009 , 11:17 PM
This was gross. Nice, but gross still.

Odd thing. Unlike most say. I run better after a nice cashout. Guess I'll keep the WU coming.


$0.1/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($22.94)
UTG+1 ($37.05)
Hero (CO) ($29.48)
BTN ($24.46)
SB ($56.50)
BB ($20.89)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO A 6 8 2
UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 calls $0.25, Hero calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, BB raises to $1.75, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50

Flop: 6 5 K ($7.50, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $7.50, 1 fold, SB folds, BB calls $7.50

Turn: K ($22.50, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero goes all-in $20.23, BB goes all-in $11.64

River: Q ($54.37, 2 players)

Final Pot: $54.37
BB shows: A 9 3 8
Hero shows: A 6 8 2

Hero wins $52.09 ( won +$22.61 )
BTN lost -$1.75
SB lost -$1.75
BB lost -$20.89
UTG lost -$0.25
UTG+1 lost -$0.25
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07-26-2009 , 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sangaman
Agreed. Also, he was getting 3 to 1 with 3rd nuts, two pair, and an outside straight flush draw. I normally don't even look at the toledorio bad beats anymore because they are so standard and common. This is poker - the best hand doesn't always win and it's possible to lose several coinflips in a row. You're probably running a lot better than you think you are.
ROFL@ that comment.
So you are telling me if you are sitting there knowing you have no low and your flush is beat you are calling???? Please......Losing a 88% favorite is not common. If you hadnt noticed the hands I have posted in almost all cases I have been a fav. 76% and much higher.
And on the wrong side of the tracks on most 3/4 hands where I was the favorite going to the river. Get a clue before you make such a comment.

Of my 9500 in losses in the last 7 weeks 2100 has come from stupidity whether tilting or bad bluffing. The rest is from a crappy cooler.I am frustrated and tired of it. I will quit posting so frequently but it helps alleviate the stress and I emailed PS to turn of the switch.
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07-26-2009 , 11:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky Clubs
Actually, I feel bad for CAVENDISH getting 10-outed on the turn.
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07-26-2009 , 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toledorio
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz65AOjabtM
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07-26-2009 , 11:36 PM
LOL@ just finished writing this and this happens. I deserved this too I am sure


PokerStars, $0.50/1 Omaha Hi/Lo Cash Games, 9 Players
Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

Board:
jona71 (UTG+1): $82.80
420ffsuit (MP1): $123.20
Fedigan221 (MP2): $100
smaash (MP3): $89.50
Chris Briggs (CO): $225.20
donrio35 (Button): $181.50
tripdad (SB): $101.15
djp94 (BB): $28
dory72 (UTG): $79.95

Dealt to donrio35 9 2 3 A

Pre-flop:
dory72 calls $1, (4 folds), Chris Briggs raises to $4, donrio35 calls $4, (2 folds), dory72 calls $3

Flop: ($13.50) 9 8 9 (3 Players)
dory72 checks, Chris Briggs bets $5, donrio35 calls $5, (1 folds)

Turn: ($23.50) A (2 Players)
Chris Briggs bets $23, donrio35 calls $23

River: ($69.50) 7 (2 Players)
Chris Briggs bets $193.20 and is all-in, donrio35 calls $149.50 and is all-in, Chris Briggs returns $43.70

Results:
Chris Briggs Showed 8 7 T 6
donrio35 Showed 9 2 3 A
Chris Briggs wins $182.75
donrio35 wins $182.75
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07-27-2009 , 12:22 AM
I got super lucky that this guy was clueless!

Full Tilt Poker $11 + 0.50 Heads Up Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t1060 M = 17.67
Hero (BB): t1940 M = 32.33

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BB with 8 7 T 4
BTN/SB raises to t80, Hero calls t40

Flop: (t160) 6 A 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t40, Hero calls t40

Turn: (t240) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t120, Hero raises to t600, BTN/SB calls t480

River: (t1440) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t120, Hero raises to t240, BTN/SB folds

Final Pot: t1680
Hero wins t1680

Opponent's Strategy: Min bet the river and then fold to a min raise when you are getting exactly 14 to 1 I guess he couldn't beat my 74 for low either
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07-27-2009 , 01:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by toledorio
If you hadnt noticed the hands I have posted in almost all cases I have been a fav. 76% and much higher.
Except your A455 vs A28J "bad beat" when you were actually about a 46% dog on the flop when the money went in. If everyone posted everytime they lost as a 76% favorite or more, this thread would be 5000 pages long. Feeling sorry for yourself or instantly blaming all your losses on bad luck is a leak and you'd be wise to change your ways.
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07-27-2009 , 04:14 AM
Beep Beep!!
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07-27-2009 , 04:25 AM
Such heateraments I won the 109 yesterday, 3rd in the FTP 44 today and 1st in the 24 4K gtd. However bear variance in mind - I had such an awful stretch in the 109 the win probably only about covered it.
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07-27-2009 , 04:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by runvnme
Such heateraments I won the 109 yesterday, 3rd in the FTP 44 today and 1st in the 24 4K gtd. However bear variance in mind - I had such an awful stretch in the 109 the win probably only about covered it.
Nice going. Congratulations!

Buzz
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07-27-2009 , 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sangaman
Except your A455 vs A28J "bad beat" when you were actually about a 46% dog on the flop when the money went in. .
Which you fail to mention I flop a boat and had 3rd nut low. Again, you are telling me you fold? You fail to answer the question before.
Do I think I have leaks??? Ofcourse I do! I have tightened up and stop playing certain hands preflop and walked away from the computer after The beats happen. I dont want pity either. Pity ruins your mindset and you start believing you will lose. So you would have folded the boat?
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07-27-2009 , 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzz
+1
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07-27-2009 , 11:05 AM
man i hate when u know ur playing bad and passive, and u leave, and some guys donks off 2 buyins yto someone else after luck sacking a stack off u-- ugh.. ***
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07-27-2009 , 11:48 AM
God I have not cashed in 12 straight sngs and my opponents are so incredibly bad. Tilts me hard.
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07-27-2009 , 12:52 PM
last night was like min cash night in mtts

ftp plo8 4k - 9th
ftp plo8 6max - 15th
stars PLO 1r1a - 22nd

in both o8 tourneys people caught running cards to knock me out.... sigh
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