There is 3 ways to play JJ and they all wrong!

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

"I'll take on any man from any land for any amount that he can count"

You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once. — Amarillo Slim Preston

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing. — Dutch Boyd

. If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time. — Phil Hellmuth [good old phil hahahaha]

Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser — Stu Ungar

Poker is generally reckoned to be America's second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.

Never give a sucker an even break

The single greatest key to winning is knowing thy enemy — yourself.

I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like.

-- Oklahoma Johnny Hale

The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them.

Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand



One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker.



They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.



Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.



A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it.

There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about poker. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of poker, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.

-- Mark Twain

It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

-- Stu Unger, Three-time WSOP Champion

God I love poker, and all this quotes make me realize why, because there is a endless sea of words you can say about poker, and then there are still more, and I for one can't get enough of them, the only game I can play for 24 hours and still be pumped up to play another 24, there is nothing like it, well sex and great food are!, to be honest, but the problem is they don't last as long as poker.
Petjax.

Don't fear failure.
not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
-Bruce lee

a donkey doesn't the same rock twice. Be a donkey.

90% of the game is half-mental!


(Not sure this is the best forum for this thread but where else I do not know.)

"Fortuna Audentes Iuvat" - Virgil (Fortune favors the Bold)

Its luck by chance so try ever and ever....lost never and never..

"I knew that if I ever went broke at poker, it wouldn’t be because my best wasn’t good enough to keep me afloat. It’d be because my worst was bad enough to sink me." - Tommy Angelo

Since the first time I heard this quote, it hasn't stopped reverberating through my thoughts. You can be the best player in the world, but if you can't handle the swings...GG.

Mine involve swear words having had the river card shoved up my ass (metaphorically) for the 5th in one night by a drunk high on crack.

She ain't got the stones though.

i've said this many of times when i've been card dead for a long time

" this is about as much fun as getting sucked off by a shark "

There is no crying in baseball and there is no apologizing in poker.

I use this sometimes after I hear a player raking a pot apologize to his opponent. I mean we are all trying to accomplish the same thing on the felt!

You can lead a donkey to the river, but you can't make him fold.

Okietalker

Yep. I quoted Doyle Brunson earlier in this thread--"To play this game you have to be willing to bust your grandmother."

Something like that actually happened and I watched it on TV. Annie Duke knocked her brother (Howard Lederer) out of the 2004 World Series of Poker Tournament of Champions. She cried and apologized to him, but she got over it. She won the tournament and the $2,000,000 first prize.

It's unlucky to be superstitch ......

It is better to remain silent and thought a fool then to speak up and remove all doubt.....

He who gambles
Lives in shambles

I didn't know you coun't see my chips, I'm left handed.

You can tell when a poker player is lying, his lips are moving.......

"It's my favorite hand"

Usually said by an Asian guy.

"I have never used a one time" LAWLZ.

Gotta risk it to win the biscuit

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"Many poker players today want to be seen as aggressive but playing stupidity."