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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Oh yeah everyone remembers how much the hippies hated... submarine crews... in the 80s?
"But I *saw* with my own two eyes soldiers being SPIT ON when they came back from Vietnam, happened in my town ALL THE TIME" is in literally every copy of the Children's Treasury of Right Wing Fairy Tales, right after "I saw this black lady with 5 kids and done up nails on a cell phone paying for a new TV with food stamps!" and the traditional white folktale of the mythical sad sack white uncle who had to give up his career as a firefighter because they couldn't pierce through the affirmative action bubble with its enduring life lesson, black people get all the good civil service jobs these days dontchayaknow.
You can't convince a white conservative these things aren't real. They're part of the White People Canon, shared cultural inheritance. Might as well just give up the whole race if these tales aren't true, no point in continuing after that. They happened, just deal with it silly liberal. They saw it. Remember how ikestoys, who is like 30 or whatever, totted around Vietnam Stabbed in the Back Theories and **** like that? Dude obviously sat on his dad or his grandpappies knee and heard these things during White People Story Time but once ingrained in the impressionable young white mind, they can't be shaken.
Related, you know you've got a really classic of the genre when it includes other assorted folk wisdom in the back of the book. "Liberals SPIT ON veterans!" usually comes right before the Common Sense Appendix: Top Ten Life Tips for Living White and Living Right, including #3: It's just Obvious You Cross the Street Late at Night When a Black Man is Coming Your Way and #7: There's All These Crimes These Days, It Was All Different When We Used to Let Kids Pray in School and Everyone Was In Church On Sundays, Think About It
Last edited by DVaut1; 10-20-2017 at 11:34 AM.