Premise is pretty simple: let’s collectively explore the options for separating MAGA dolts from their money. Ideally to then give it to things they hate like the ACLU, poor minorities, etc.

We’re all aware of the tried and true Ron Paul gold coin newsletter scamming; I want to think bigger.

How would you do it?

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food buckets but the freeze-dried food is just sand

packaged in opaque bags with labels like WARNING: OPEN ONLY IN EMERGENCY

and legally we can call them 'food buckets' because that's what we're calling the physical bucket which the sand packs come in

i'm thinking $150 and call them "platinum extra armageddon radiation proof emergency food bucket"

Question : Are you a plastic looking smoking hot blonde woman?

prayfortheusa.com

Get a bunch of ministries to promote it and set up a travelling televised roadshow. Describe how the country is in dire need of salvation from the hands of evildoers, etc. Complete with promotional bibles, self help books and callthisnumbers.

some kind of phony church that collects money from people who want us to convert people to christianity but we start a nightclub and use our tax-free status as a church to undercut our competition and dominate the market

maybe we could print bible verses on the inside of the straws or on the underside of the floor tiles. or maybe print the cocktail menu on top of real bible pages, this way everyone who touches the cocktail menu is getting a little bit of divine intervention, which is all our donors could really ask for, honestly.

This sounds phenomenal as the setup of a Nathan For You episode

This selling individual bricks for $20+ grift seems pretty juicy, the Trump campaign version is even better because the bricks are being sent to Pelosi and Schumer's offices, not even to the deplorables buying them, so you never even have to buy bricks to get the money.

well this requires a total lack of morals so it's hard but seems simple to just copy whatever they are doing. Your twitter/youtubes/facebooks/etc. As long as you don't go full infowars you're probably fine.

Also they went to bitcoin till that crashed.

well got to tip the cap on that grifting, heck you can send cert mail on just a letter as PROOF you sent it to them but they won't even bother with that and just tell them they did. That dude is literally trump's campaign manager right now lol.

'The Right of Sovereign Citizens To Petition'

start a rumour on facebook that there's this One Little Trick where if five million citizens sign a petition demanding something, the govt has no choice but to do it

convince old & confused deplorables to stand outside walmarts all over the country at 2pm on weekdays collecting signatures, telephone numbers and addresses of other old & confused deplorables in support of the Real Americans Demand The Wall petition

they'll do it for free as they'll think they are contributing towards taking back their country from the browns

wait a while

sell the list for a lot of money to the folks who sell brain pills on infowars

Don't make the mistake of thinking the hustle involves flattering the mark. Know that it is selling the mark a justification for self-flattery. And just as advertisers have made a lot of money creating needs that didn't exist, you can go far by creating needs for self-flattery previously unperceived by said mark.

Ideally, you want to identify some hitherto apolitical commonplace item or activity, and make the marks ask themselves: "Is my [thing] American enough?" Note that there are many synonyms for "American": Christian; white; male; heterosexual; cisgendered etc. Since there comes a point where doing something ironically is still just doing it, for the sake of your conscience I'd avoid trying to mash those more abstracted buttons, since it involves getting to "American" by way of appealing to bigotry towards groups other than those. Stick to Antifa, imo - so hot right now and safely amorphous while nebulousy associated in the chud mind with all things "un-American".

wow this is really good grifting

Shaving blades for REAL MEN. FORTY FIVE BLADES FOR REAL MEN LIKE THE FORTY FIFTH PRESIDENT.

Buying Dorco cartridges in red and calling them "MAGA Razors" or something is probably a decent idea, have the ad be a guy slapping a woman's ass or something and you'll be ****ing rolling in cash.

No. I'm the Plastic Ono Band

We could buy in bulk albums that flopped and remain available in large volume and fib that Kenny Chesney was a guest musician on a couple tracks.

hot cakes, i tell you

Finally deplorables can practice yoga without compromising their beliefs!

It do be like that, though.