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Originally Posted by Dudd
Pretty sure current guidelines say to just do compressions, no mouth to mouth, so we're off the hook
Good, bec I would've been in a tough spot as was Tonto:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camped out when The Lone Ranger went to relieve himself in the woods and got bit by a rattler on the tip of his penis. He came running back to camp:
'Tonto, Tonto, I got bit by a rattler on the tip of my penis!'
'We go town Lone Ranger see medicine man.'
'I'm took weak to ride. You gallop into town and ask the doc what to do.'
Tonto see medicine man and ask what to do. 'You have to suck out the poison, chief. Suck out the poison.'
Tonto return to Lone Ranger. Lone Ranger asks what's going to happen. Tonto say 'medicine man say you going die.'