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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Is there a single product out there that advertises itself purely by dissing its competitors? I know sometimes Wendy’s gets salty, but they still talk about their ****ing burgers in their ads.
I think this is a bit unfair because the Republicans do exactly that, but they have a huge base of angry mouthbreathers whose only political goal is inflicting pain on their political enemies.
The Democrats are dependent on voters with a more diverse set of interests, with more varied requirements from the political system, so you have to sell them on why it's worth their time to give a **** at all.
And I'll go one step further still. The Democrats TRY to sell themselves, sometimes! The problem is that it's often wonky, technocratic, and totally inscrutable.
Like:
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/poverty/
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Hillary will model her anti-poverty strategy on Congressman Jim Clyburn’s 10-20-30 plan, in which 10 percent of federal resources are committed to communities where at least 20 percent of the population has been living below the poverty line for 30 years or more.
Is that my community? 10% doesn't sound like a lot; 10% of what? "Federal resources?" Like, all of them? Am I part of the 20%? Do I have to be poor for 30 years to get something here? And what's a "commitment of a resource?" Is that like a check for me? Are you building a playground? What?! Do I get anything here?!?!
The Democrats STILL spend so much time brewing up policy papers in centrist think tanks and then roll them out like the lamest, nerdiest ****ing wonks, talking seemingly only to people with graduate degrees who are clued into Neera Tendan's Twitter feed or some ****. Look, I'm busy, I don't like my rich bosses, they make me work, I'd rather be doing something else. Will you give me some **** that helps me, or not? Too often the Democrats just have vague technocratic nothingness to fill that space, and at least the Republicans seem like they're going to hurt some people who annoy them, which is better than being a boring prat. But most normal people just assume none of this applies to them and go about their day. But the Democrats need all those people, it's who the party is supposed to sell themselves too, not wonky suburbanites with graduate degrees and who read policy papers.
You can clean all this **** up in like ~30 seconds or less: we're gonna soak the rich and give you money and health care, the end.
No need for a zippy, pattern quip that rolls off the tongue like 10% of the 20% for greater than 30 years, not a single normal person even knows if they're being told anything with that ****, get the **** outta here.
Last edited by DVaut1; 10-04-2018 at 10:46 AM.