Has anyone posted about this yet? A Thursday feel-good story.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-johnson-death
Kentucky state representative Dan Johnson, who managed to get elected after sharing stuff like this on facebook because lol kentucky
As you can tell, Dan was a local pastor and good Christian man, who supported good Christian legislation like having the Bible taught in public schools. He ran a good Christian campaign where he accused his opponent of murdering 80,000 babies and co-ordinating with Barack Obama to send 'Chicago thugs' after his family, and gave out her home address to his extremely normal and well-balanced supporters.
Unfortunately, Dan was revealed recently to have committed some rather unChristian acts, like sexually assaulting/raping his daughter's 17 year old friend on NYE 2012.
Dan understood that raping teenage girls attracts quite negative PR these days, so decided to drum up some sympathy points by posting a rambling facebook message about how he is innocent, he loves his family, 9/11 gave him PTSD for some reason, and that we shouldn't be mad at his accuser because the real accuser is Satan - before fatally shooting himself in the head.
Read the full story of Dan Johnson, an hero who was too beautiful for this world, whose death is definitely extremely sad, here:
http://longcon.kycir.org/