I don't think I'd read the SMP thread on him for $20, but the Google bro is still doing a great job of seeming like a normal dude.

Our noted new cucklord has referenced LOGIC in his defense of pedophilia on another account here, which he apparently doesn’t want to lose.

A D&D game held by the KKK would be rife with trolling opportunities. I'd probably try this:



Sorry, don't know if you can embed Vimeo like you can YT and Twitter.

Rural white America takes plenty of welfare. The flyover states are the biggest sponges to federal tax dollars.

#NotAllPaladins

Yes you did. It was the goal.

just a reminder that james damore is at leas a significant figure smarter than you are. thats proly why you cant understand his logic.

Wow, I can't imagine how good at math this guy must be.

Wow, hot damn, this guy is special, how long before James Damore is given a politics sub forum on 2p2 to moderate?

As soon as Damore makes posts about rational choice theory explaining why robbers don't murder people.

Super-genius white guy is famous for like a month and is already completely out of gas. "Grand Wizard just sounds awesome" is the absolute bottom of the barrel material. Can anybody figure out if this guy is joking or not?

It really is time for us all to acknowledge the obvious - the internet just doesn't work.

lol Yup that was pretty kooky from Sklansky Major. It's almost as if he's spent most of his life playing cards.

Wasn't Ta-Neishi Coates dropping cool D&D references in his last piece? I like to imagine he and Dr. Modern play D&D in the break room of The Atlantic.

There's this weird nerd grievance **** leftover from like the youth of the current deplorables who don't want to concede that every major movie is based on a comic book and tv networks greenlight **** like young sheldon. Nerd culture won, but they're just mad because that didn't help them to get laid.

I don't even know what he is whining about. We have Grand Wizard positions at both my knitting circle and my weekly post-human theory discussion group. Ain't no thang.


ETA: I refuse to believe this guy was a software engineer for Google for 4 years and still couldn't get laid. Nobody is that good at math.

Think this explains everything:

Your Refusal To Date Conservatives Is One Reason We Have Donald Trump

I was going to post this in the Charlottesville thread from a few weeks ago since we talked a lot about the sexually frustrated alt-right bro in that thread, but frankly there are so many culturally relevant events that this article explains.

That's right ladies. It's your patriotic duty to **** deplorables. It's for the good of the nation. JFC there's literally nothing these asshats don't think they are entitled to, is there?

I honestly wish I could go through life with the obliviousness of a deplorable. Would be so much happier.

The forum had one month to start a policy based discussion and failed. So it was closed.

The best part was all the people who caped up for that guy NOT as a hard right reactionary but under the auspice of him being reasonable and NON-PROBLEMATIC. Like there was any other way the story ended there.

If my last employer would have been willing to give me the job title "Grand Wizard" I never would have left. Your loss, Carl's Jr.

The truly hilarious thing about that, and it's bad that I know this but now you all need to know it too, is that the Klan got rid of most of their absurd names after everyone learned how dumb they were:

Like they aren't cool at all? The ****ing Bloods have a cooler first letter replacement thing.

"Great Klokard" sounds like an old-timey put-down.

They aren't cool at all, no. I thought someone else here mentioned it already, but if not: the Klan names actually weren't in conceit intended to be whatever-the-19th-century-equivalent-of-cool-is, but were supposed to be ironic and dumb. The original Klan dudes knew that. The second generation Klan dudes (who made them even dumber, and is where your list comes from) knew that.

Imagine, for instance, if they named themselves after a tune from a Disney Broadway show and their initiation rights involved pretend-punching each other while they name cereals. That's what Klan names were meant to invoke, that sort of self aware irony that you find in modern middle class and up right wing idiots.

I thought the dropping of the nomenclature was sort of as you describe: I thought it was mostly David Duke's doing in the 1970s to appeal to more proper working class rednecks and the like, who didn't appreciate the irony and didn't want the whiff of irony and fraternal organization mysticism (read: elite hobbies and tastes) associated with the past instances of the Klan. He was basically trying to dumb it down a little, make it less mystical, more working class, less Free Mason-y.

Anyway, that all might be wrong. But I'm pretty confident Damore has bad taste AND isn't even in on the joke.

If I were given the power to shut down the internet, I probably wouldn't. But I'd give it a good long think.