Profile A
- Male
- Late 30s - Early 40s
- Has kids
- Lives in New Jersey, but in a relatively redneck/hick section of it
- Pickup truck with confederate flag sticker
- Claims to be religious
- Works a menial job for an small HVAC place, mix of office stuff and light manual work (I've seen the office, it's a dirty hole, ever get your car towed and see one of those dingy "offices"?)
- Claims to have been a heavily-recruited college athlete who nearly went pro, yet zero Internet evidence to back up any of that
- Did not complete college, or at least didn't list it on resume
- Makes $17.75 an hour, started at $15 a few years ago. Minimal benefits, no 401k or anything like that
- The most marketable thing on his resume was about 12 years' worth of construction work, but other than the time there's nothing to suggest any particular expertise, no supervisory roles or whatever
Let's count the ways he blew what should have been his easiest interview ever, casual setting over lunch rather than formal interview. Had sent unsolicited resume to my wife and she wasn't sure if she was going to create a position but had been thinking about it, and someone with both office and construction background would be an interesting candidate for her.
-Mentioned getting fired twice during his construction stint, and this was unsolicited
-Gave income + salary requirements right off, also unsolicited.
-Seemed to suggest that his age and the fact that he tithes to his church warrant better pay
-Likes guns but can't own them because of an incident with his ex-wife, pretty much means a restraining order
-He left his phone on and got a call. Caller ID said "Capital One"
-Said he was a stud athlete at a bigger school, we looked later out of curiosity, found nothing on him at all
-Asked him what his major was and how long he went, he said only a couple semesters but played sports 3 years (wtf?)
-Wouldn't say he dropped political bombs but ventured a bit into it which is pretty stupid regardless of your political leanings.
Profile B
- Male (uncle)
- A fairly decent, friendly guy
- Middling intelligence
- 59 years old
- No kids, lives alone in full bachelor mode, shelf full of porn DVDs & VHS in living room
- Not into computers
- Lived with his mother until she died 15 years ago, actually still lives in the same apartment. He did take care of her as she was 40 years older than him
- HS diploma
- Has never lived outside of same small Hudson River town in NY, a swing district, and his family home was on same street two blocks down
- Loves guns, hunting
- Suffered injury to back and hasn't worked in 3+ years, disability, but known for a very strong work ethic
- Had been a bricklayer, more recently did some sort of light welding thing that he was fine with. Earned $15/hr which actually isn't terrible for the area
He's a pretty good guy despite some quirks. He's definitely a Trumpkin and bought into the whole "he's a businessman" pitch, loves those guns and seems really concerned about immigrants, despite living in a relatively white bubble and being the son of two immigrants. At the same time he doesn't have any issues with blacks or gays, or seem to care about abortion. No real .02 on global warming or any conspiracy BS, laughed off some nutcases. Last chat with him I was pretty direct about the GOP moves against heath care and that he's in kind of a precarious position at the moment, and should be able to understand the need for more than just employer-provided health insurance. But it still boiled down to he likes guns and didn't like Hillary. Couldn't tell me a single thing he thought she'd be better at. Loved the MAGA slogan.
Last edited by Minirra; 05-16-2017 at 10:39 PM.