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04-01-2017 , 07:14 PM
PB&J is good ****, as long as there's a milk chaser nearby.
04-01-2017 , 07:20 PM
The disturbing thing about that PB&J article is how many people seem to think it's OK to put both the PB and the J on the same slice of bread.


Last edited by Max Cut; 04-01-2017 at 07:22 PM. Reason: Image credit: ScreaminAsian
04-01-2017 , 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Max Cut
The disturbing thing about that PB&J article is how many people seem to think it's OK to put both the PB and the J on the same slice of bread.
It's not?
04-01-2017 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by revots33
It's not?
This is why Trump won.
04-01-2017 , 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Urine is sterile, FWIW.
I had a roommate who was clinically OCD, and he would pee on his feet in the shower to kill potential Athlete's Foot. He swore by it lol

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04-01-2017 , 08:04 PM
Sometimes I go with PB & honey instead of J. Yum.
04-01-2017 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Down
This. I had a roommate who was clinically OCD, and he would pee on his feet in the shower to kill potential Athlete's Foot.
Did you feel offended at him assuming that you had foot fungus?
04-01-2017 , 08:05 PM
Under the category of the completely predictable looks like Flynn "forgot" to disclose a bunch of Russian funded speeches he gave.
04-01-2017 , 08:21 PM
I've seen someone put the PB and J on the same slice and I don't get it. It's easier to put them on separate slices and there's much less (essentially none if you do it right) jelly* contamination in the PB jar**. And PB and honey or PB and banana are also good.

*you say "jelly", but it obviously should be jam.

**obviously spread the jam first.
04-01-2017 , 08:33 PM

The Russian nestng dolls go on and on.


https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/848284162255708162
04-01-2017 , 08:35 PM
But there's no there there.
04-01-2017 , 08:37 PM
someone tell me trump wanting raw intel is an april fools joke.
04-01-2017 , 08:42 PM
You spread the peanut butter first, then spread the jelly on top of the peanut butter. It makes it easier to spread the jelly and doesn't tear the bread.

More on topic, it's absolutely insane how many individual things have happened in the last two months that themselves would be potential deal breakers in any normal presidency. It's legitimately difficult to keep track of and therefore is allowing serious offenses to fade out of memory, e.g. Sessions perjured during his hearings.

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04-01-2017 , 08:47 PM
Come on. If spreading jam would tear the bread you're tearing the hell out of it with the peanut butter. That's the best you can spread? I guess they make squeeze tubes of these things now.
04-01-2017 , 08:48 PM
[deleated, ponied like thrice over on sterile urine.]
04-01-2017 , 08:52 PM
Did we have the sterile/septic urine discussion a few weeks ago?
04-01-2017 , 09:00 PM
Also, according to google healthy just peed urine has around 10k bacteria per ml. That's a LOT more than most tap water, but tests of bottle water find some getting in the ball park.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0322090356.htm
04-01-2017 , 09:06 PM
Dried Poop on the other hand can have about 5 to 7 x 10 exp 10 bacteria per gram.
04-01-2017 , 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
Also, according to google healthy just peed urine has around 10k bacteria per ml. That's a LOT more than most tap water, but tests of bottle water find some getting in the ball park.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0322090356.htm
It's not really just a question of number. As far as I'm aware, the chance of fresh urine from a healthy person giving someone else an infection (almost no matter what you do with it) is almost zero. So, while it's not technically sterile, it's may as well be for all practical purposes involved when someone says "urine is sterile".
04-01-2017 , 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Coasterbrad
You spread the peanut butter first, then spread the jelly on top of the peanut butter. It makes it easier to spread the jelly and doesn't tear the bread.

More on topic, it's absolutely insane how many individual things have happened in the last two months that themselves would be potential deal breakers in any normal presidency. It's legitimately difficult to keep track of and therefore is allowing serious offenses to fade out of memory, e.g. Sessions perjured during his hearings.

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Fortunately we have the sticky for that.
04-01-2017 , 09:28 PM
I put PB in both slices of bread then slap some jelly in the middle.
04-01-2017 , 09:30 PM
I didn't realize I opened the PBJ and urine thread
04-01-2017 , 09:32 PM
So apparently I'm the only forward thinker who toasts his PB&J?
04-01-2017 , 09:32 PM
I used to make jelly sandwiches when I was a kid, I didn't like PB. I also didn't like pizza for some odd reason, like I didn't like the look of it or something so I refused to try it. I was a weird kid.
04-01-2017 , 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil

The Russian nestng dolls go on and on.


https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/848284162255708162
Jfc, when will it end. And this is the guy illegally randomly searching names through a top secret database. Anyone with Russia ties needs to be removed from the government immediately until we figure out what's going. The government needs to effectively shutdown and focus on this.

      
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