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Originally Posted by kypreanus
Trump's speech was golden and a huge improvement, best so far
A few years ago, I had a bad case of diarrhea. In the middle of the second day, I my ass blasted out a **** that, while still mostly liquid, did have a couple solid pieces in there.
My wife, concerned as a wife would be, asked me after I emerged from the bathroom, "How are you doing?"
"Best so far," I said. "Best so far."