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12-02-2018 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Melkerson
Phalanx is the preferred singular and probably works better there.
I just remember hearing phalanges from my folks

fuh lan gees

so when I was struck by that moment of inspiration errr
12-02-2018 , 12:25 AM
You're a menace to the glove industry, firecracker

phalanges would actually jive with multiple fingers being lost, but that's 3 syllables
12-02-2018 , 12:44 AM
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Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism -- which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place.
I mean JFC, HST had expertly diagnosed the cancerous rot in our news media 20 years ago, nothing is new under the sun. This is the entire bull**** "civility" debate excised with two scalpel-like sentences.
12-02-2018 , 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ChrisV
Best paragraph:
Nixon's spirit will be with us for the rest of our lives -- whether you're me or ...you... or your fiancee's 16-year-old beer-drunk brother with his braided goatee and his whole life like a thundercloud out in front of him. This is not a generational thing. You don't even have to know who Richard Nixon was to be a victim of his ugly, Nazi spirit.
12-02-2018 , 01:15 AM
and with no anesthesia

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 12-02-2018 at 01:15 AM. Reason: at Trolly McGoatson
12-02-2018 , 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul McSwizzle
Why did Trump walk off the stage like that in Argentina?
H was caught on a hot mike saying 'get me out of here' as he walked off the stage. He has no interest in anything that doesn't include grift and self praise.
12-02-2018 , 04:23 AM
My initial impression was that he was throwing some type of tantrum, not a moment of senility. With that mic audio it’s almost certain that’s what happened
12-02-2018 , 04:25 AM
Like it’s an exhausting exercise by now but can you even imagine the derposphere reaction if obama behaved like trump usually does at these things? There’d be an impeachment vote by monday afternoon.
12-02-2018 , 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by jmakin
My initial impression was that he was throwing some type of tantrum, not a moment of senility. With that mic audio it’s almost certain that’s what happened
I think it's senility first, followed by tantrum. Senile people do that quite frequently
12-02-2018 , 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by m_reed05
Is there a GOP War on Democracy thread for **** like this?

This is GOP standard operating procedure now. It worked for them in North Carolina, they're going to try it everywhere they possibly can.
12-02-2018 , 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
I encourage everyone to Google this, it’s what the eulogy for W and his associated ghouls should be like.
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Originally Posted by dth123451
Good stuff.
12-02-2018 , 04:16 PM

( twitter | raw text )
12-02-2018 , 04:18 PM
Today is truly the day Trump became the HOLIDAY ARMADILLO
12-02-2018 , 04:24 PM
I wonder if Trump will dress up his "Thousand Points of Light? What the hell was that?" comment when he makes the rounds at the service
12-02-2018 , 04:47 PM
Happy Hanukkah and there were good people on both sides.

-your orange nazi
12-02-2018 , 05:01 PM
Happy Hanukkah and lest we forget Work Sets You Free.

- your orange nazi
12-02-2018 , 05:06 PM
I feel like we're due for some cheerful holiday stories about co-workers banding together to give their vacation days to a sick colleague, warms the heart
12-02-2018 , 05:14 PM
You mean like the Capital One card commercial where the owner of the business is proud to be able to provide his employees health care because he gets 2% cash back on his credit card purchases? Good thing he isn't using the Discovery card with their 1% cash back or his employees would be screwed.
12-02-2018 , 05:25 PM
Of course. I know when I'm at Fred Meyer and my receipt comes back telling me I've spent $1,000 there in the last 3 months so now I have a $10 store credit, I think *DING* health insurance! WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
12-02-2018 , 08:43 PM


daughter of Rod Serling...
12-02-2018 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SirOsis
Of course. I know when I'm at Fred Meyer and my receipt comes back telling me I've spent $1,000 there in the last 3 months so now I have a $10 store credit, I think *DING* health insurance! WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
Dude’s running 1.8 million through his card, it’s the only way he could come up with the 36k his health care plan costs...
12-02-2018 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic


daughter of Rod Serling...
A+

(Rod Serling was the narrator for the TV series The Twilight Zone)

Last edited by ligastar; 12-02-2018 at 09:21 PM.
12-02-2018 , 09:43 PM
(The Twilight Zone was a TV series about insane horrible things happening)
12-02-2018 , 09:48 PM
(The twilight zone was an American anthology television series that originally ran from 1959-1964)
12-02-2018 , 10:18 PM
There's got to be some millennials itt that had no idea as to the context of that tweet right?

      
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