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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns. The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns.

06-21-2018 , 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil
Lint covered Starbursts. Sure, why not.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/sta...28341422190592
I used to think Trump had the mentality of a 13 year old.

I now think Trump has the mentality of a 10 year old.
06-21-2018 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by True North
Department of Child Labor
06-21-2018 , 01:03 PM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...44059211366401
06-21-2018 , 01:05 PM
Fat arms-crossed Mussolini is blowing hot air on CNN right now. Mexico takes our money, does nothing for us. Everything is Dems fault. FLOTUS is so bothered, he is so bothered by what they see at the border. NK, Kim incredible. Tremendous. GDP also great. Great numbers. Last night incredible. You were all there. 15K people couldn't get in, so sad. Mick Mulvaney is so boring.
06-21-2018 , 01:06 PM
If you're looking for more practice, your bot could have a key-word counter that gives us updates every two weeks how often words like 'corrupt', 'pelosi', 'wall' or 'sad' are used by Trump.
06-21-2018 , 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by realDonaldTrump

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...38183091359744
at a televised cabinet meeting rn he just said that it was 15,000+ waiting outside
06-21-2018 , 01:08 PM
If there are multiple new tweets in a single run of the bot, does it make a unique post for each one? It seems like it would be nice to combine them into one post if possible. I don't know how often the scheduled job executes so maybe this is unlikely anyway, but you could avoid spamming by running it only say once per 5 (10?) minutes and then combining multiple tweets into a post.
06-21-2018 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by realDonaldTrump

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...85143635206149
06-21-2018 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
at a televised cabinet meeting rn he just said that it was 15,000+ waiting outside
It will be 25 by tomorrow
06-21-2018 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Lol how soon before trumpbot gets banned for spamming the thread?
It should get a racism or conspiracy theory ban soon enough.
06-21-2018 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by whosnext
I used to think Trump had the mentality of a 13 year old.

I now think Trump has the mentality of a 10 year old.
Trump himself has said he has the mentality of a 6 year old.
06-21-2018 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
Lol how soon before trumpbot gets banned for spamming the thread?
How quickly we see how much this imbecile tweets.
06-21-2018 , 01:22 PM
Whenever I see this thread title now, I read "self-parodying presidency." Can't help it, it's like that laurel/yanny thing again.
06-21-2018 , 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by well named
If there are multiple new tweets in a single run of the bot, does it make a unique post for each one? It seems like it would be nice to combine them into one post if possible. I don't know how often the scheduled job executes so maybe this is unlikely anyway, but you could avoid spamming by running it only say once per 5 (10?) minutes and then combining multiple tweets into a post.
It runs every minute because the people demand SPEED, so in practice (if I avoid more bug farts) it's not likely chief fat fingers will be able to fire off multiple tweets that quickly. That would be a good idea though, maybe I'll do it anyway.
06-21-2018 , 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil
Whenever I see this thread title now, I read "self-parodying presidency." Can't help it, it's like that laurel/yanny thing again.
me too
06-21-2018 , 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil
Whenever I see this thread title now, I read "self-parodying presidency." Can't help it, it's like that laurel/yanny thing again.
100%, it's the only thing I see.
06-21-2018 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
It runs every minute because the people demand SPEED, so in practice (if I avoid more bug farts) it's not likely chief fat fingers will be able to fire off multiple tweets that quickly. That would be a good idea though, maybe I'll do it anyway.
Na, it's a bad idea in the context of the project, and the tweets are usually 10+ mins apart. Be an engineer and don't listen to marketing.
06-21-2018 , 01:51 PM
From the internet (author unknown)

We aren't separating families at the border and, frankly, that is offensive to suggest. PERIOD.

Okay, we ARE separating families at the border, but it's cool because the Bible says so.

Okay, this is a vile, horrible thing to do to children, but there's nothing we can do, it's the Democrats' law and we can't change it.

Okay, we can change it, but it can't be through an Executive Order. Only the Democrats can fix this.

Okay, we're signing an Executive Order to stop separating families. Look how humane and empathetic we are, guys!
06-21-2018 , 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
me too
+1
06-21-2018 , 02:04 PM
Well this is definitely insane, ofc every R just nods their head with tells it like it is.

06-21-2018 , 02:18 PM
https://twitter.com/ap/status/1009862367839182848

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Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 06-21-2018 at 02:27 PM.
06-21-2018 , 02:24 PM
https://twitter.com/ap/status/1009861885188067328
06-21-2018 , 02:33 PM
Undertitle shouldn't be permanent. I mean there were times where the undertitle should have been Dotard, or Cadet Bone Spurs. Maybe SPACE FORCE! would be a good undertitle for now.
06-21-2018 , 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
https://twitter.com/ap/status/1009862367839182848

231-193
OBSTRUCTIONIST DEMOCRATS!!
06-21-2018 , 02:54 PM
Since the bot is running all the time, I could look into changing the location based on time of day, i.e.
5am-6am: Morning Bowel Movements
6am-9am: Watching Fox & Friends
9am-5pm: Executive Time
5pm-?: ?

      
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