Anyway, the Donald's state visit to Britain has now been scheduled for August or September, when Parliament's in recess, so he won't get to address Parliament like W or Obama -- because MPs would boycott him if he tried. And the visit won't centre on London, to try and avoid the obvious demonstrations against him. They're even thinking of putting on a speech at the National Exhibition Centre in... Birmingham.
Also, the Queen is at Balmoral around then. So the visit may mostly have to be hosted by the Prince of Wales. Perhaps he can take the Donald for a nice long walk round the maze at Hampton Court, from which he can't escape, and treat him to a nice long talk on global warming. It's planned for the Donald to visit Scotland, where his mother came from, so he could drop in on the Queen but he won't be allowed to bug her for too long.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics...ueen-elizabeth
I don't envy my old friend the vice-admiral who has to organise these things, but he's skippered warships and headed high-command formations and served in several wars, so I don't suppose it'll faze him.