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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns. The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns.

01-02-2018 , 09:21 PM
I had a real life Mr Krabs meme moment going from reading how Trump's "button" is bigger and that we're now directly dick measuring with nukes to a moment later having the President of the US have some kind of Most Dishonest Media Moments contest like its an America's Funniest Videos episode theme. God help us all, we goin' die.
01-02-2018 , 09:22 PM
He's telling us to watch Hannity in 40 minutes. I'm setting my pony free to graze, just in case this is the end.
01-02-2018 , 09:24 PM
His tweets are 10-15 min apart. It's almost like he is in labor.
01-02-2018 , 09:24 PM
Raise your hand if you're shocked to learn Roy Moore's kid got into drugs
01-02-2018 , 09:28 PM
LOL and of course he has been arrested 9 times but worked for "Foundation for A Moral Law," a Moore family slush fund that blatantly violates tax law:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b00c6145e31b9c

Of course:

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His resume, found on his LinkedIn page, is dated Feb. 27, 2017. Assistant executive director is his most recent position, from May 2014-present.

The resume is riddled with grammatical and typographical errors, such as the note that he has assisted in “managing a team of 5 attorneys’, and two office staff employees,” and has “7 years of management experience, including a two-high-level position’s.”

Despite those seven years of management experience, the resume states that he is looking for “entry-level employment.”
01-02-2018 , 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisV
Like Romney's main issue, like many conservatives, is a total lack of capacity to imagine what it is like to live anybody else's life. The things that suck about him stem from that. He's not a malicious or amoral person.
How about if we don't use the god damn dumpster fire of the Trump presidency as a new baseline to retcon Mitt ****ing Romney as a decent human being?
01-02-2018 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
His tweets are 10-15 min apart. It's almost like he is in labor.
He probably types like my father-in-law, using one finger slowly pecking away at the keyboard.
01-02-2018 , 10:34 PM
When Trump pushes his huge red button, doesn't that mean...someone brings him a Diet Coke? LOL at this tough guy act
01-02-2018 , 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
How about if we don't use the god damn dumpster fire of the Trump presidency as a new baseline to retcon Mitt ****ing Romney as a decent human being?
You have to admit that Romney is probably not grabbing random pussies so he's obviously a fine fellow and all.
01-02-2018 , 10:37 PM
I guess I missed Hannity stroking Trump's nuclear button. I don't like Pence but I hope he's warming up in the bullpen.
01-02-2018 , 10:39 PM
01-02-2018 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil
I guess I missed Hannity stroking Trump's nuclear button. I don't like Pence but I hope he's warming up in the bullpen.
Yeah, anyone who thinks that Pence is as bad as Trump isn't paying ****ing attention. The nonzero chance that trump ends the world *trumps* everything else at this point.
01-02-2018 , 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
It really pisses me off I finally get a g/f I want to marry and this ****er is gonna destroy the world over the size of a button.
Congrats. I think you'll be ok.

But, you might wait to be sure before having any kids.
01-02-2018 , 10:47 PM

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/st...69018070564865
01-02-2018 , 10:49 PM
Trump seems particularly unhinged lately. Wonder what is under his skin? Perhaps this.

The Republicans’ Fake Investigations
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Three congressional committees have heard over 21 hours of testimony from our firm, Fusion GPS. In those sessions, we toppled the far right’s conspiracy theories and explained how The Washington Free Beacon and the Clinton campaign — the Republican and Democratic funders of our Trump research — separately came to hire us in the first place.

We walked investigators through our yearlong effort to decipher Mr. Trump’s complex business past, of which the Steele dossier is but one chapter. And we handed over our relevant bank records — while drawing the line at a fishing expedition for the records of companies we work for that have nothing to do with the Trump case.

Continue reading the main story
Republicans have refused to release full transcripts of our firm’s testimony, even as they selectively leak details to media outlets on the far right. It’s time to share what our company told investigators.

We don’t believe the Steele dossier was the trigger for the F.B.I.’s investigation into Russian meddling. As we told the Senate Judiciary Committee in August, our sources said the dossier was taken so seriously because it corroborated reports the bureau had received from other sources, including one inside the Trump camp.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/02/o...e=sectionfront
01-02-2018 , 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisV
That's the thing, if he took the position of SoS I wouldn't consider that "bending the knee". He could consider it his duty to the country to take the position to prevent Trump appointing some incompetent moron instead.
This. I'm no fan of Mittens (he is a Republican in 2017, what more do you need to know?) but it seems perfectly reasonable to me for him to take that dinner/even suck up somewhat if he thought it improved his chances of being SoS/tempering the damage. His ideology is bad but he does strike me as a person who believes in his country and the concept of service.
01-02-2018 , 10:53 PM
At this point I don't even think Trump lashes out in anticipation of bad news. He is just a fat moron / garden variety deplorable who watches Fox News all day and reaches for his phone every time he is triggered.

There is no strategy. He's that ****ing dumb.
01-02-2018 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...55557022420992
What's remarkable to me about this is that Trump actually knows the name of the dictator of North Korea.
01-02-2018 , 11:14 PM
Mittens wouldn't have a temper tantrum and nuke NK, I'll give him that.
01-02-2018 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
What's remarkable to me about this is that Trump actually knows the name of the dictator of North Korea.
I'm sure there's a tv next to the ****ter and Kim's name was on the screen for him to spell.
01-02-2018 , 11:22 PM
Yeah almost certainly reading off Fox News, still mildly surprised he didn't just roll with "Rocket Man"
01-02-2018 , 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Matty Lice
I'm sure there's a tv next to the ****ter and Kim's name was on the screen for him to spell.
Yeah I just assumed it was a headline on Fox News and that’s why he said that instead of little rocket man
01-02-2018 , 11:33 PM
liddle' donnie dotard playing with his "button" again
01-02-2018 , 11:37 PM
I can totes see Donny nuking NK and blaming it on the diet coke button.
01-03-2018 , 12:02 AM
Trump is so Masculine, finally a strong US leader who does not "Apologize".

      
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