Not sure if I'm ponied here or what, but this was the original version of a statement posted on the White House website:
Name missing, and the "President of Australia" is not a thing that exists.
I mean, are these clowns ****ing kidding me? I'm not sure which is more likely, that they are too incompetent to look up the leader of Australia on Wikipedia, or that they are deliberately trolling Australia for displeasing the Fuhrer. I'm also not sure which is worse.