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Old 09-30-2017, 10:32 PM   #60101
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Also, if there end up being lots of deaths, the Trump admin/Fox will most definitely spin the hell out of it or cover it up. For example, they will say that the people in the hospital were already dead or something like that.
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:37 PM   #60102
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I wonder how many Trumpkins wouldn't care if 300,000 Puerto Ricans die? probably more than I would like to know
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:42 PM   #60103
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I hope this at least puts some attention on the colonial status that Puerto Rico has. It should be either a state or an independent country. Though I suspect it would do pretty poorly as the latter.
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:52 PM   #60104
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Bro... those are the numbers you said.

You honestly act like Trump is intentially ****ing over the Puerto Rican's.

You and I both know he just said "do whatever you can do. Full support of govt"

Dude is busy golfing in NJ.
I, and many other people, absolutely believe that Trump is - at best - completely indifferent to the plight of Puerto Rico, and probably hostile towards its residents. We believe this because we have listened to the horrible, hateful words that have come out of his corrupt, fat, ignorant orange piehole.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:09 PM   #60105
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Come on bro...

Hundreds of thousands dead?

The situation is bad enough without that horrendous exaggeration.
How many brown people have to ****ing die before you'll admit that putting a senile reality TV ******* in the Oval Office was a bad idea? Tens of thousands? 100k? Can we get an order of magnitude?

Lots of people are going to die from his incompetently managed response and you're still yukking it up.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:11 PM   #60106
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Well, I will give you credit. You have at least put out there a couple concrete conditions that will have you turn on Trump.

1. 300,000 dead Puerto Ricans
2. A $300 tax increase.
Oh, I guess he already gave us an estimate earlier in the thread. Nevermind then.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:12 PM   #60107
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The 82nd Airborne deployed to Haiti during the earthequake. One brigade is always on "GRF", Global Readiness Force. The idea is that if called upon they can deploy within 18 hours to anywhere in the world. They always have one battalion, 500-600 soldiers, 2 hour recall. The rest of the bridge will be on like 24 hour recall. If need be, they can have 500 soldiers on the ground within 24 hours and many more coming. Generally, we practice jumping in to secure the dz and then prep/clear a runway for planes to land with additional supplies, vehicles, etc. Cooks, medics, anything you can ask for.

This is basically all the 82nd trains for. I spent years on some sort of recall status not being able to travel far from base just in case we got the call. If they want to get soldiers there. They can get them there very quickly.
101st can get there quicker. But I think they have like 4 helicopters there right now. So theoretical capabilities don't mean much.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:13 PM   #60108
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100% lock if the 300,000th person died on the same day Awval was given a $200 tax cut he wouldn't care one iota about PR.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:22 PM   #60109
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Waiting for AWFULL to claim it Only 299,999 because that one guy was gonna from cancer anyhow.

Really dude. I'm mostly a lurker here but your comments are revolting. Suggest you go find a cave and reflect on your values. You are seriously ****ed up.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:26 PM   #60110
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I, and many other people, absolutely believe that Trump is - at best - completely indifferent to the plight of Puerto Rico, and probably hostile towards its residents. We believe this because we have listened to the horrible, hateful words that have come out of his corrupt, fat, ignorant orange piehole.
We can consult the Trump Reaction Flowchart to determine what his attitude will be.



Looks like we got hostility for the mayor and disdain for the general population.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:27 PM   #60111
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Bootstraps. We're 100% behind you - in spirit. If we hand out water to you, you're actually going to be worse off the next time a hurricane hits. YW.


I just had to fire another cabinet member, so now is the time for me to play a few rounds of golf and whine about sports players making people feel uncomfortable.


#MAGA


PS - I won the election, so I'm the President!!
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:32 PM   #60112
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100% lock if the 300,000th person died on the same day Awval was given a $200 tax cut he wouldn't care one iota about PR.
I don't think anyone buys that there's a tipping point that doesn't directly involve something happening to him.

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Old 09-30-2017, 11:32 PM   #60113
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Have Puerto Ricans just tried pulling the whole island up by its bootstraps? Seems like that could help with the being underwater situation they have going there.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:34 PM   #60114
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There's nothing uniquely terrible about awval. I think it's important to realize that he's just a normal, slightly dull, every day guy who happens to support reprehensible politicians and policy. He isn't a monster, and there are millions like him. It's the banality of awval.




I came up with the phrase "banality of awval" weeks ago, but haven't found a good place for it yet and I've grown impatient so I'm shoehorning it in here.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:35 PM   #60115
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Have Puerto Ricans just tried pulling the whole island up by its bootstraps? Seems like that could help with the being underwater situation they have going there.
Best thing they could do is stop being brown.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:37 PM   #60116
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101st can get there quicker. But I think they have like 4 helicopters there right now. So theoretical capabilities don't mean much.
Lol, I can't believe someone just came into the Trump thread with the "101st is better". What do you mean they can "get there faster"? Unless there are dudes just sitting on helos with the engines running 24/7, then no they can't. Also, the 82nd has a **** ton of helicopters too. The entire 82nd mission set is GRF and securing DZs for follow on forces.

The point is that there are military units on stand by 24/7, 365 and if called upon they could be there in less than 24 hours.

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-...force-mission/

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Old 09-30-2017, 11:37 PM   #60117
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There's nothing uniquely terrible about awval. I think it's important to realize that he's just a normal, slightly dull, every day guy who happens to support reprehensible politicians and policy. He isn't a monster, and there are millions like him. It's the banality of awval.

I came up with the phrase "banality of awval" weeks ago, but haven't found a good place for it yet and I've grown impatient so I'm shoehorning it in here.
I'm a fan but I feel like it would have gone better if you didn't explain the joke.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:39 PM   #60118
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The over 60 dudes creams their pants every time Trump puts a woman in her place.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:39 PM   #60119
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He is a monster. Enabling these evil mfers is EVIL.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:41 PM   #60120
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I'm a fan but I feel like it would have gone better if you didn't explain the joke.
Well, like I said. I got impatient.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:41 PM   #60121
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Lol, I can't believe someone just came into the Trump thread with the "101st is better". What do you mean they can "get there faster"? Unless there are dudes just sitting on helos with the engines running 24/7, then no they can't. Also, the 82nd has a **** ton of helicopters too. The entire 82nd mission set is GRF and securing DZs for follow on forces.

The point is that there are military units on stand by 24/7, 365 and if called upon they could be there in less than 24 hours.

https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-...force-mission/

Because citations matter.
U mad bro? Army Times is a partisan rag.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:47 PM   #60122
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U mad bro? Army Times is a partisan rag.
Smoke yourself.
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:56 PM   #60123
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if we can't get helicopters to carry water to inland Puerto Rico in fewer than two weeks, what the **** is our defense budget going towards?
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:59 PM   #60124
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Also why is FEMA a division of DHS and not HHS?
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Old 10-01-2017, 12:02 AM   #60125
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if we can't get helicopters to carry water to inland Puerto Rico in fewer than two weeks, what the **** is our defense budget going towards?
We don’t even need a huge defense budget to start wars. All that takes is one smartphone and a free twitter account.
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