i'm just imagining being john kelly: and i signed up for twitter and downloaded the app on my phone and i'm only following @realdonaldtrump and i turned on push notifications for just this type of situation, and i hear the chirp this morning and see
and i just start running. and i get on the phone to whoever and i scream WHERE'S THE PRESIDENT, and then i just run to him as fast as i can to try to ****in stop this.
apparently it only took a few minutes. what a great system, john. ****in foolproof lol