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Los Angeles often seems like a post-apocalyptic wasteland on a good day, so it's not clear I'd notice if they nuke us. Can't be sure it hasn't already happened, really.
Or how these pieces of **** might respond to millions vaporized by a nuke in LA.
TRUMP
"Now I can win the popular vote."
TILLERSON
"KJU denied it. No choice but to move on. What else can we do, start a fist fight?"
SESSIONS
"Wasn't that a sanctuary city?"
PASTOR JEFFERS
"God finally punished those leftist heathens."
SCOTT PRUITT
"California's environment has been through worse."
NUNES
"Some country squished some grapes." [Voice: It was NK, not Russia] "THAT CRAZY ******* DESTROYED MY ****ING WINERY!"
SCARAMUCCI
"**** **** ******* ****"
STEVEN MILLER
"There goes a bunch of cosmopolitan condos! *Wait was one of those mine?*"
PAUL RYAN
"It's ONE city. The President is new at nuclear war. Give him a break. He's just NEW at this."
MCCONNELL & GOP
"Democrats obstructed a pre-emptive strike."
CONWAY, GORKA, HANNITY...& JEFFREY LORD
"Strongman Trump saved 49 States that weak Obama would have handed over for free (unlike anything President Trump would ever do for Putin, wait, why is everyone talking about Russia when we stopped TPP, approved 1 MILLION Dakota Pipeline JOBS, almost finished talking about repealing & replacing Obama...), Clinton's uranium obviously made it to NK, the DNC murdered everyone in LA seconds before the bomb hit."...& "Sieg Heil!"