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07-29-2017 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bware
Hm what if there was a way to combine everyone into a single pool? Guess that would fix that problem
Oh, yes. Let's mirror the benefit systems that exist in high-skilled societies and assume they'll work in our sectarian society that has a ginormous serf class. Kind of like how Australia banning guns should work just A-OK in America because they did it! Totally equivalent situation! There won't be death panels or anything. That's why Charlie Gard got offed by his judiciary. Great job!

Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall2
Touche. I can say confidently it is a ruse. Here's how confident I am that Russia is a ruse. I love my life. I have a decent amount of money and loved ones. I am so confident that:

- Trump did not collude with Russia
- Sessions did not defect to the Kremlin
- Bannon did not defect to the Kremlin

Can you say tinfoil?

That if I were offered the opportunity to jump off the Empire State Building and either

1. Die (if the Russia ruse turns out to be real)
2. Live and receive $500 and enjoy the harmless fall (if Russia is a ruse)

I would take that bet every second of every day and be a very, very rich man.

MAGA,
Jake


What in the literal **** are you talking about?
07-29-2017 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by AllCowsEatGrass
I think they might no be getting you, Jake. imo you should try to incorporate short stories, give em the best of Jake!
It's hard to pop off stories rapid fire! They might not understand! I'll see if I can inject a new plot point into each post.

Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:18 PM
yesssssss
07-29-2017 , 05:19 PM
mommy I found the special guy
07-29-2017 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall2
Touche. I can say confidently it is a ruse. Here's how confident I am that Russia is a ruse. I love my life. I have a decent amount of money and loved ones. I am so confident that:

- Trump did not collude with Russia
- Sessions did not defect to the Kremlin
- Bannon did not defect to the Kremlin

Can you say tinfoil?

That if I were offered the opportunity to jump off the Empire State Building and either

1. Die (if the Russia ruse turns out to be real)
2. Live and receive $500 and enjoy the harmless fall (if Russia is a ruse)

I would take that bet every second of every day and be a very, very rich man.

MAGA,
Jake
I predict your funeral would have a small, reluctant attendance.
07-29-2017 , 05:19 PM
Hey guys, I'm gonna donate my 400k yearly president salary, but then take back millions weekly.

Then I'll send a bunch of morons around the internets bragging about the one thing I donate while ignoring the rest.
07-29-2017 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Our House
If Russia is a ruse, how come there are so many Russian words here?
all is not quiet on the russian front
07-29-2017 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
'**** sick people' makes sense from your perspective only if you think you can't ever get sick. do you think you can't get sick?
Who claimed this? Obviously I could get sick. I was able to pay $30 for my very high deductible insurance at a young age with BCBS. It was very good catastrophic coverage. I now can't even buy that type. I have to pay $300/month from some **** one-star company. Literally. And that's the only option. If I had a huge family I'd be pissed. I've read from people who are paying $2k/month. They better be making a lot of money.

So I'm now getting worse coverage than I had in the past and spending 10x as much. If I got sick in the past, that $30 would have covered it. It'd be a bit more now, but not much. Instead of choosing from literally hundreds of different policies, I have a grand total of one carrier I can choose. Thanks, Obama! Nice signature achievement! People really love it!

Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:21 PM
mods, plz just don't perma!
07-29-2017 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Our House
Hey guys, I'm gonna donate my 400k yearly president salary, but then take back millions weekly.

Then I'll send a bunch of morons around the internets bragging about the one thing I donate while ignoring the rest.
Is there even confirmation he in fact is donating it?
07-29-2017 , 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
mommy I found the special guy
The genius asserts.

Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall2
Who claimed this? Obviously I could get sick. I was able to pay $30 for my very high deductible insurance at a young age with BCBS. It was very good catastrophic coverage. I now can't even buy that type. I have to pay $300/month from some **** one-star company. Literally. And that's the only option. If I had a huge family I'd be pissed. I've read from people who are paying $2k/month. They better be making a lot of money.

So I'm now getting worse coverage than I had in the past and spending 10x as much. If I got sick in the past, that $30 would have covered it. It'd be a bit more now, but not much. Instead of choosing from literally hundreds of different policies, I have a grand total of one carrier I can choose. Thanks, Obama! Nice signature achievement! People really love it!

Jake
it's not worse coverage, it's specifically more coverage. you used to have scam insurance. scams are no longer legal, health insurance plans actually have to provide health coverage now
07-29-2017 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
Is there even confirmation he in fact is donating it?
You'll have to ask Scaramucci.



Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall2
It's hard to pop off stories rapid fire! They might not understand! I'll see if I can inject a new plot point into each post.

Jake
Tell me, is it tough to post your thoughts and daydream about dicks at the same time?
07-29-2017 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall2
Who claimed this? Obviously I could get sick. I was able to pay $30 for my very high deductible insurance at a young age with BCBS. It was very good catastrophic coverage.
lol

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If I got sick in the past, that $30 would have covered it.
lol

Do you know what a deductible is?
07-29-2017 , 05:26 PM
not suspicious at all the guy who posts like 10 times in 2 years now makes 40 posts about trump and memes in a few hours

Last edited by Kirbynator; 07-29-2017 at 05:32 PM.
07-29-2017 , 05:27 PM
who is this ****ing idiot??
07-29-2017 , 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
it's not worse coverage, it's specifically more coverage. you used to have scam insurance
It wasn't a scam. I was young and it was catastrophic. I was happy to pay $10k and anything that was cheaper than that. I would be delighted if I could get that now. Instead of being forced to pay for some total nightmare of a company. Literally one star. One choice.

You all do realize that Obamacare is essentially the equivalent of going into a store and seeing they now only stock a hard plastic toothbrush with ultra-tough bristles. I can't get the Japanese charcoal toothbrushes that I like now. I can only get a grey, hard, enamel-stripping toothbrush because—hey—that's now all I can legally buy! There aren't 30 different options to choose from. There's one.

What a stupid system! Clearly cobbled together in the dead of night, gents. Great policy, Obama!

Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
who is this ****ing idiot??

A legendary story writer and traveling preacher/snail farmer from BBV4L!
07-29-2017 , 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by MrWookie
lol



lol

Do you know what a deductible is?
Well, I make $300k/yr in renewals selling a very specific type of insurance/farming snails. So I might? I don't know though! Explain it to me!

Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:32 PM
i actually make $301k/yr doing something way more complicated
07-29-2017 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
who is this ****ing idiot??
He exclaims. Jesus, I see why they had to make Politics 7.0. The hivemind is strong, gents. Nary a word of wrongthink!

Explain to me how Obamacare is Sanfrantastic, Dominic. I believe you're self-employed. You live out West though. You might be in one of the states that has options in which case you wouldn't know what they hell you're actually talking about.



Jake
07-29-2017 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PuppyFridayYall2
Well, I make $300k/yr in renewals selling a very specific type of insurance/farming snails. So I might? I don't know though! Explain it to me!

Jake
I bet you really make 320k and are rounding down out of modesty.
07-29-2017 , 05:34 PM
This is one of the downsides of the right wing media bubble, it has to be legitimately confusing to Jake here how Obamacare is a failure doing the death panels to our sectarian(??? what word do we think he was trying to use here?) society, but at the same time the GOP's attempts to repeal it sparked mass protests and activism and repealing it polls at like 15% and ****.

      
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