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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns. The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns.

07-25-2017 , 12:38 AM
trump is coke because he was clearly on cocaine during the presidential debates, and putin is pepsi because he's sweeter
07-25-2017 , 12:50 AM
Diet coke, because like every other fat bastard that drinks diet coke loads up on KFC & McDonald's to "get even" for it.
07-25-2017 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Our House
This reminds me...

A gay friend told me over the weekend that Republican brain cancer is God's punishment for being concerned and doing nothing about it.

I wanted to say it was really offensive, but couldn't find a legit argument against him.
ur gay friend sounds pretty cool tbh
07-25-2017 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
WaPo subscription is seriously the best money I ever spent. Easy lock for Troll of the Week.
Wouldn't it be Bannon for TotW because he fed WaPo the story?
07-25-2017 , 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
Congrats. You are very stupid. Granted we already knew that but it never hurts to remind us.

hate·ful
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adjective

Definition: While being treated with very expensive healthcare, which is covered by your government insurance, take time to rush back to your job to ensure that same healthcare is denied from 22 million Americans so when they get brain cancer they also get to go bankrupt.

#cancerkarma
this is actually a good post. glad to see you're making efforts to step your game up in the wake of your meltdown
07-25-2017 , 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
New al-Shabab video calls Trump 'brainless billionaire'
The new video says U.S. voters elected "arguably the most stupid president a country could ever have" and says Trump is "making the United States the greatest joke on earth and is now propelling it further to its eventual defeat and destruction."
you know america is so ****ed when al ****ing shabab makes a statement that is more coherent and appropriate than literally anything that has ever come out of the mouth or twitter feed of our sitting president
07-25-2017 , 01:37 AM
Man, I'm watching Trump's Boy Scouts speech right now, this is incredible. Guy's just ranting about crowd size and fake news and how terrible Obamacare is. Does he even employ a speechwriter at this point?
07-25-2017 , 02:25 AM
Scotty Pruitt has apparently spent half his time as EPA chief traveling home despite having yet to visit any regional EPA offices in the first 6 month.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/e...225654514.html

Best people.
07-25-2017 , 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by OmgGlutten!
Scotty Pruitt has apparently spent half his time as EPA chief traveling home despite having yet to visit any regional EPA offices in the first 6 month.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/e...225654514.html

Best people.
Even more than Trump, there's nothing Scott Pruitt can possibly do that is less bad for the country than if he just stays home or plays golf. I hope he never shows up for work.
07-25-2017 , 02:44 AM
true
07-25-2017 , 02:54 AM
This vid of the Mooch emulating Trump in his gesticulations is amazing. Some people are ass kissers and some aren't, and some take it to a whole nother level.

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/sta...17883466153985
07-25-2017 , 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by TiltedDonkey
Is there something wrong with naming your son after yourself?
Not if you have a b**ching sweet name like Azrael Cocktasticus or something.
07-25-2017 , 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Jules22
I have to give fly a lot of credit, while most posters demure when asked if they are communists and in favor of a violent overthrow of US in favor of communism, Fly is "yuuuuupppp and you'll be first against the wall". I appreciate the honesty, if not the caustic response posts.

It's true, most of my friends and family voted trump or at least would have if they voted, and I don't think they deserve a summary execution. Fly thinks otherwise, and on the world turns
When Twain said,

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.


He didn't foresee trumpers.
07-25-2017 , 06:14 AM


lol Sessions if he doesn't resign, what a cuck
07-25-2017 , 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by champstark
lol Sessions if he doesn't resign, what a cuck
Yup, cuck. Man, Trump is such a ****wad...and I can't stand Sessions. Einbert must be lost right now.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...88202172780544
07-25-2017 , 06:25 AM
This is just ridiculous now.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...92764363276288
07-25-2017 , 06:31 AM
Alright trump we get it you watched hannity before bed lmao
07-25-2017 , 06:33 AM
Morning Joe was just hilarious with the tweets. He took off his glasses, stared right into the camera as they zoomed in, and started going off on Trump.

"Donald, if you're watching this show, STOP IT! You need to change the channel and watch Sportscenter because watching the news is making you CRAZY! It's hurting our country and hurting the world. STOP WATCHING THE NEWS!"
07-25-2017 , 06:41 AM
Trump vs Sessions is pure entertainment. Not sure how it plays with the Bannon wing--which hates the Mooch and loves Sessions. Bannon said Mooch would be appointed over his dead body. Sessions was Bannon's guy and Stephen Miller worked for Sessions. Also, the Mercer's are fans of Sessions.

Also, incidentally, there's supposed to be a wall between Pres and AG on criminal matters. At the very least as a post-watergate reform so president doesn't abuse his authority. Here Trump is literally directing AG to institute political investigation. I assume every fbi agent and asst US atty is aware of this, so Trump is also alienating all of them, even if they dislike Sessions.

Basically, it seems like Trump's general strategy is to open another front in the war whenever he's taking losses, and now he's fighting like a 6 front war. Four more months like this and gop will be itching to impeach.

His stupidity is almost boundless. Someone told him that he can't fire Mueller unless he gets rid of Sessions and Rosenstien, but that's like first step in an extremely risky and difficult process that would be the political equivalent of a suicide bombing. Man, he's just plain loco.

Last edited by simplicitus; 07-25-2017 at 06:49 AM.
07-25-2017 , 06:45 AM
The what about Ukraine defense might be the most pathetic of them all. How much interference can originate from a country that was literally invaded recently. Invaded by PUTIN LOOOOOOOLLLLL
07-25-2017 , 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by champstark


lol Sessions if he doesn't resign, what a cuck
hmm, i don't agree with his healthcare-killing policy, but i do approve of his sessions-killing policy.

07-25-2017 , 06:48 AM
Three more just popped up.


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...94300913045508
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...96918615920640
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...98407228989441

Anyone wanna take a stab at what the McCain tweet would say if he stayed put and didn't vote?
07-25-2017 , 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Our House
Three more just popped up.
Damit, may have to actually watch Morning Joe.
07-25-2017 , 06:57 AM
Oh, and the next front will be going after the Republican Congress. (Robert Costa noted on Charlie Rose that he's seeing some signs of this.)

"Big day for HealthCare. After 7 years of talking, we will soon see whether or not Republicans are willing to step up to the plate!"

Trump is not the chaos candidate, he's friggin Pandora's box. He's like ISIS headed straight for Baghdad with like 100 troops hopped up on synthetic meth.
07-25-2017 , 06:59 AM


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...00510106107904

      
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