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07-24-2017 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wiper
tooootally gonna be downtown tomorrow for that ****-show, probably gonna be high entertainment.
Haha sweet. Wear knickers it's good for trolling dong.
07-24-2017 , 10:51 PM
Its pretty hilarious reading breitbart comment sections right now. These simpletons are having head exploding moments with 2 of their favorite facists at each others throats. Also the nazis really dislike rudy. Hes a non starter in those circles. Good amusement value, recommended reading lol
07-24-2017 , 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
WASHINGTON—Telling the Senate Intelligence Committee that he had no choice because saying anything else would be incredibly stupid, Senior Advisor to the President Jared Kushner testified Monday that he did not collude with Russia during the campaign, but pretty much had to say that. “I did not in any way conspire or collaborate with any foreign government, but even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you because I would likely go to jail,” said Kushner, adding that if he had to choose between lying to a panel of legislators—plenty of whom were happy to take his excuses at face value—or openly admitting to being a criminal, he’d lie every single time. “At this point, with no real pressure to admit I committed a felony or participated in any illegal activity whatsoever, I suppose I’ll just keep saying I did nothing wrong. Honestly, the only smart move here is to stand up and say the one thing that doesn’t destroy my life, so I’ll be sticking with that for the time being.” Kushner went on to say that he had no knowledge of collusion on the part of anyone else involved with the Trump campaign because, come on, what would you say if you were him?
I definitely can't top that one, but here's a couple more.

My Onion: President 44.1 Donald Trump struggles to advance agenda, but US Laws get in the way

My Onion: Attorney General and former racist Senator Jefferson Sessions stands up for African American predecessor Loretta Lynch. In an act of retribution, powerful white supremacists in Washington move to eliminate him. Despite mixed feelings and confusion, Sessions goes on to defend Lynch anyway.
07-24-2017 , 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by JPantz
Trump doing another rally in Ohio tomorrow. Has he gone west of the Mississippi yet?
Depends. Is Russia west or east?
07-24-2017 , 11:06 PM
Why does he think "Amazon WP" is effective? Usually I can follow his "logic."
07-24-2017 , 11:15 PM
Someone should make red MAGA knickers for when ur trolling for that Trumper dong.
07-24-2017 , 11:18 PM
Holy hell trump tweets. I feel like I'm living in an experiment.

Last edited by prana; 07-24-2017 at 11:29 PM.
07-24-2017 , 11:22 PM
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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Is Fake News Washington Post being used as a lobbyist weapon against Congress to keep Politicians from looking into Amazon no-tax monopoly?

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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So many stories about me in the @washingtonpost are Fake News. They are as bad as ratings challenged @CNN. Lobbyist for Amazon and taxes?


Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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The Amazon Washington Post fabricated the facts on my ending massive, dangerous, and wasteful payments to Syrian rebels fighting Assad.....
07-24-2017 , 11:30 PM
Numerous people are pointing out online that last tweet is publicly acknowledging a previously classified program(there is a somewhat strong legal argument that tweet, by itself, declassified it), so I look forward to everyone getting real ****ing deep into an investigation of what sort of hardware and internet connection that tweet came from.
07-24-2017 , 11:34 PM
you know wapo hit a giant nail on the head when trump made 3 tweets in a row attacking them.
07-24-2017 , 11:37 PM
The public roasting of Sessions also sends a message to everyone who knows any TrumpRussia secrets to shut the **** up and admit NOTHING or else you will face the wrath of Dictator Don. It includes scathing attacks, public humiliation, forced resignation, investigation threats, and criminal exposure for crimes that Dictator Don commanded from you in the first place.

Too many people in this country have a stigmatic view of criminals as dirty looking brown people who wear masks and yield unregistered weapons.

Make no mistake, Mr Trump is an evil evil little boy. The only thing that can save him is being tried as a minor.
07-24-2017 , 11:37 PM
He made that move because donald j trump is pro assad/putin and wapo got a bit too close to the truth. Orange snowflake
07-24-2017 , 11:40 PM
Good thing he abated my fear he might not be as dumb about sales tax as he is about everything else.
07-24-2017 , 11:43 PM
Yeah WaPo is ripping whatever brain he has out of his ****ing skull. A slight glimmer of hope is he's out of fresh material for his base. They will tire from the repetition eventually. But will it be too late?
07-24-2017 , 11:50 PM
WaPo subscription is seriously the best money I ever spent. Easy lock for Troll of the Week.
07-24-2017 , 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
Numerous people are pointing out online that last tweet is publicly acknowledging a previously classified program(there is a somewhat strong legal argument that tweet, by itself, declassified it), so I look forward to everyone getting real ****ing deep into an investigation of what sort of hardware and internet connection that tweet came from.
Definitely gonna be a major popcorn moment. I'm wondering if he regretted the tweet right after (and never completed his thought after the ellipsis), if he's trying to make a big splash to detract from Kushner scrutiny, or to use either of these things as an excuse to leak intel to Russia and not giving a **** about showing it.
07-25-2017 , 12:08 AM
smart move by branding genius donald trump, linking the washington post to a fabulously successful company that millions of people love
07-25-2017 , 12:12 AM
New al-Shabab video calls Trump 'brainless billionaire'
The new video says U.S. voters elected "arguably the most stupid president a country could ever have" and says Trump is "making the United States the greatest joke on earth and is now propelling it further to its eventual defeat and destruction."
07-25-2017 , 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
New al-Shabab video calls Trump 'brainless billionaire'
The new video says U.S. voters elected "arguably the most stupid president a country could ever have" and says Trump is "making the United States the greatest joke on earth and is now propelling it further to its eventual defeat and destruction."
Al-Shabab is pivoting. Attempting to recruit Bernie Bros
07-25-2017 , 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by markksman
So this amazing kushner statement isn't even holding up to immediate scrutiny
The media went through a few items today, showing some lawyerly crafted statements that were open to, well some strange interpretations. They didn't bring up this one:

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I did not know or have any contact with Mr. Gorkov before that meeting, and I have had no reason to connect with him since.
Blanket denial of previous meetings, conditional denial of further meetings. We should obviously bet that there were more meetings with this guy. Willful deception from Kush's lawyers seems unlikely.

In case anyone forgot, Gorkov is the head of a Putin controlled Russian Bank, VSB, under the restriction of US sanctions.

How many meetings did Team Trump have with Russians about sanctions? Trump-Putin "adoptions", Jr-Kushner-Manafort "adoptions", Kushner-Flynn "banking", Trump-Putin(?) "compounds", Trump-Congress "election hacking hoax"...
07-25-2017 , 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
New al-Shabab video calls Trump 'brainless billionaire'
The new video says U.S. voters elected "arguably the most stupid president a country could ever have" and says Trump is "making the United States the greatest joke on earth and is now propelling it further to its eventual defeat and destruction."
Well I will give trump credit for bringing the world a single concept they can all agree upon and rally around.

Last edited by markksman; 07-25-2017 at 12:25 AM. Reason: Is trump coke and Putin Pepsi?
07-25-2017 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Sighsalot
Also the nazis really dislike rudy.
Surprised by this. Rudy is trump level of corrupt as all hell and exploiting everything for profit; thought he'd be at least as racist as sessions too.
07-25-2017 , 12:33 AM
Holy ****, did anyone see Anderson Cooper tonight? Jason Miller found a way to make the Sessions situation the Democrats's fault!

Anderson asked if Trump could fire Sessions and get another AG in there easily. Roundface (but square brain) Miller says "Well of course the Democrats are going to obstruct for a month and try to make this about Russia..."
07-25-2017 , 12:35 AM
just figured out why trump has been branding democrats as "obstructionists". it's because he knows mueller has hard evidence of him "obstructing justice" and he's doing that projection water-muddying thing
07-25-2017 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by wheatrich
Surprised by this. Rudy is trump level of corrupt as all hell and exploiting everything for profit; thought he'd be at least as racist as sessions too.
The only racism I've seen from Giuliani is his stop & frisk policy and scrutiny on mosques after 9/11.

EDIT: He's got baggage from the campaign though. Wasn't he part in the infiltration of an FBI field office in NY in order to get documents that benefitted Trump?

Last edited by Our House; 07-25-2017 at 12:42 AM.

      
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