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02-01-2017 , 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Eagle
Is his shirt collar digging into his neck, or does he just have a lot of neck fat? Why can't any of these people dress like grown-ups? Maybe this is why fascists usually stick to some kind of uniform.
02-01-2017 , 10:13 PM
Spicer deserves the commander title as much as this guy (though only Colonel)...

Spoiler:

Last edited by Paul D; 02-01-2017 at 10:19 PM. Reason: gaffe
02-01-2017 , 10:17 PM
More like Cobra Commander imo
02-01-2017 , 10:17 PM
‘Worst call by far’: Trump badgers, brags during phone chat with Australian leader
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President Trump blasted Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refugee agreement and boasted about his electoral college win, according to senior U.S. officials. About 25 minutes into what was expected to be an hour-long call, Trump abruptly ended it.
02-01-2017 , 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by bobman0330
Is his shirt collar digging into his neck, or does he just have a lot of neck fat? Why can't any of these people dress like grown-ups? Maybe this is why fascists usually stick to some kind of uniform.
I think it started out as a way to get back at Obama for being so well-dressed and good-looking, and the whole trend kind of got carried away. Trump really took dressing like a schlub to new heights though, and Bannon carries the torch strongly in the background too.
02-01-2017 , 10:20 PM
That call with Australia is amazing
02-01-2017 , 10:28 PM
We're going to replace Israel at the top of the boycott list.

and from this article

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Trump told Peña Nieto in last Friday’s call, according to the Associated Press, which said it reviewed a transcript of part of the conversation, “You have a bunch of bad hombres down there. You aren’t doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn’t, so I just might send them down to take care of it.”
sigh
02-01-2017 , 10:28 PM
i feel like, as soon as the cameras are out of the room, steve bannon rips off his stripper pants to reveal beige cargo shorts
02-01-2017 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by otatop
I know compared to everything else this is small potatoes but have we discussed Trump's insane handshake with Gorsuch?
That thing is hilarious. Gorsuch's head visibly jerks like he's been mildly rear-ended.

I thought that there was something wrong with Trump, that's not ****ing natural or normal. Turns out I just didn't realize this alpha-dog dominant "pull-in" handshake was a thing...

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...handshake.html



And, funny as hell when he runs into someone who obviously got the identical diploma from the same executive douche-bag finishing school and some kind of idiotic tug-o'-war nearly ensues...



Did it with Pence as well like 3 goddamn times...





Curiously, he didn't try that move w/Obama (at the end)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpKI_9MDeg
02-01-2017 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
i feel like, as soon as the cameras are out of the room, steve bannon rips off his stripper pants to reveal beige cargo shorts
More realistically he digs in one of his pockets for his flask of whiskey.
02-01-2017 , 10:34 PM
yeah he's got that red-nosed santa look af
02-01-2017 , 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul D
Spicer deserves the commander title as much as this guy (though only Colonel)...

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I guessed Col. Mustard but that was better.
02-01-2017 , 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul D
Spicer deserves the commander title as much as this guy (though only Colonel)...

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rudy giuliani was a colonel?
02-01-2017 , 10:44 PM
The closing sentence of that handshake article is amazing:

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Trump’s message [to romney] is clear: You may be the big-shot president some day, but I am still Donald Trump.
02-01-2017 , 10:50 PM
lol can't stop watching the handshakes. So odd.

Also, pretty funny that Spice-man couldn't even give a non-stumbling answer to his planted Skype question.
02-01-2017 , 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Eagle


Hello, Commander.
02-01-2017 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Hamish McBagpipe
That thing is hilarious. Gorsuch's head visibly jerks like he's been mildly rear-ended.

I thought that there was something wrong with Trump, that's not ****ing natural or normal. Turns out I just didn't realize this alpha-dog dominant "pull-in" handshake was a thing...

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...handshake.html



And, funny as hell when he runs into someone who obviously got the identical diploma from the same executive douche-bag finishing school and some kind of idiotic tug-o'-war nearly ensues...



Did it with Pence as well like 3 goddamn times...





Curiously, he didn't try that move w/Obama (at the end)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpKI_9MDeg
Wat?
02-01-2017 , 10:56 PM
How many people are on these foreign leader calls? Can't be that many. So one of only a few people is leaking this stuff already?

Are they leaking it because they think it shows strength? Like, the official read out is all the diplomatic blah blah blah, but "hey, Trumpkins, he really tore that soft Aussie a new one!"
02-01-2017 , 11:05 PM
He shakes with his pussy grabbing hand. It's very powerful.
02-01-2017 , 11:10 PM
He was probably told as a child he had a weak handshake.
02-01-2017 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by JordanIB
How many people are on these foreign leader calls? Can't be that many. So one of only a few people is leaking this stuff already?

Are they leaking it because they think it shows strength? Like, the official read out is all the diplomatic blah blah blah, but "hey, Trumpkins, he really tore that soft Aussie a new one!"
Of course. This is the "Freedom Fries" demographic. Muricans are rugged individialists; dont need no help from no one. Australia is just mooching. We're losing our deals.
02-01-2017 , 11:13 PM
That Australia call is amazing. Trump might honestly have no floor of stupidity. He might actually be the single dumbest human on earth.
02-01-2017 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Clovis8
That Australia call is amazing. Trump might honestly have no floor of stupidity. He might actually be the single dumbest human on earth.
If you check out @Chris_Arnade on twitter you'll see what this is. It's "Revenge of the Back Row." They feel like the Front Row's screwed them for too long and hid it in flowery words that they don't understand. Time to try something else.
02-01-2017 , 11:20 PM
I actually hope they bring back coal. Just so it can fail. Like there are a bunch of people sitting in their trailers in West Virginia with shovel and hard hat waiting for coal jobs. Doubt it, even those who take those jobs will quit and go back to working at McDonald's and watching teen mom.
02-01-2017 , 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by JPantz
I actually hope they bring back coal. Just so it can fail. Like there are a bunch of people sitting in their trailers in West Virginia with shovel and hard hat waiting for coal jobs. Doubt it, even those who take those jobs will quit and go back to working at McDonald's and watching teen mom.
Any new coal plant's gonna be 98% automated anyway. The'll be standing there watching the two guys in the county with college degrees go inside every day to supervise the machines while they stand there trying to figure out how it's still Obama's fault.

      
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