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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns. The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: No smocking guns.

06-09-2017 , 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by fatkid
My favorite thing about this guy's comics is that he feels the need to label everything to spell it all out.
06-09-2017 , 10:26 PM
Here's a bunch of examples of Trump giving zero ****s about loyalty

06-09-2017 , 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by fatkid
lol at the super-muscled, Hulked-out Trump.
06-09-2017 , 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
lol at the super-muscled, Hulked-out Trump.
hahaha yeah I'm pretty sure there's some man love going on here

Trump's literally never looked anything like that other than the hair
06-09-2017 , 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by uDevil
He doesn't expect the GOP controlled congressional committees to ask him to testify. Mueller won't talk to him until he's damn good and ready, which might never happen and wouldn't be public anyway. This is 100% of nothing.
Mueller's only going to talk to Trump after he can nail him on like 5 things, mainly to get him to perjure himself and to find two more things. Trump will come in with a little card to hold up that says, "I plead the 5th" so his voice doesn't get tired.
06-09-2017 , 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
lol at the super-muscled, Hulked-out Trump.
This guy is like the Hieronymus Bosch of stupid.
06-09-2017 , 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by harkin
"Shortly after calling into question President Trump's mental health on MSNBC's 'Morning Joe,' House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's own mental health came under scrutiny, as the 77-year-old California congresswoman referred to President Trump as "President Bush" and forgot what day of the week it is."

https://news.grabien.com/story-momen...-senior-moment
Pelosi has been a stalwart leader but it's time for her to move on. There's a reason the GOP uses her in every possible commercial. She's toxic to too many people and needs to take one for the team--she's literally less appealing than a serial pedophile.
06-09-2017 , 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by simplicitus
Mueller's only going to talk to Trump after he can nail him on like 5 things, mainly to get him to perjure himself and to find two more things. Trump will come in with a little card to hold up that says, "I plead the 5th" so his voice doesn't get tired.
I don't think so. If Trump actually testifies, it's going to be to show strength. No way he pleads the 5th. Trump is that dude that gets pulled over on COPS and tells the police to search the car because he's got nothing to hide despite having weed in the glove compartment.
06-09-2017 , 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by simplicitus
This guy is like the Hieronymus Bosch of stupid.
Ben Garrison cartoons have so many fun details. You can lose yourself pouring over them for lols.

I don't think he'll ever top the Seth Rich poker one, tho. I'll always be chasing that dragon.
06-09-2017 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dinopoker
Do you know much about trademark law? I'm wondering how much it is to trademark something in the USA?
I give you cheap trademark, superquick.

(I normally do simple TM filings for $600 for one class of goods, $300 per additional. The PTO filing fees can be $225, 275, or 375 for intent to use mark with a self-designated class of goods). The fee includes consultation about the mark and whether it's worth filing, likely to be rejected, as well as a not too exhaustive TM search. If the product or service using the mark isn't already being sold in the US it's probably not worth filing an application unless you have a real business and a firm plan to use the mark in commerce.)
06-09-2017 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by RV Life
I don't think so. If Trump actually testifies, it's going to be to show strength. No way he pleads the 5th. Trump is that dude that gets pulled over on COPS and tells the police to search the car because he's got nothing to hide despite having weed in the glove compartment.
he knew enough to not release his tax returns.
06-09-2017 , 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Namath12
hahaha yeah I'm pretty sure there's some man love going on here

Trump's literally never looked anything like that other than the hair
He drops the ball by not putting a huge bulging PENIS DICK mound. He could draw it with a coupe of movement waves ))

Also he could draw a sexy Melania in a bikini holding TRUMPs leg offering him a well done steak.

Yeah, the poker one is golden.
06-09-2017 , 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
the trump team didn't know where the light switches in the white house were for the first month, and he wants us to believe he set up a secret recording system. no, no i think he was just bull****ting again, like sending investigators to hawaii and a hundred other examples
My honest belief is that he had a phone in his pocket that was recording, made his tweet threat, then thought better about it and deleted the recording some time later.
06-09-2017 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
he knew enough to not release his tax returns.
I think that's b/c he doesn't have nearly as much money as he pretends to have. There's an article out there where Jeff Ross talks about how on the "Roast of Donald Trump" his taxes were off limits but his family was not.

If Trump was worth the amount of money he says he is, I think he would JUMP at the chance to prove it to the world. The dude has been a conman and carnival barker his entire life. No reason to think he's worth as much as he says he is.
06-09-2017 , 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by fatkid
BREAKING Greta Van Susteren UPDATE: She still sucks.
God the MSNBC head is a ****ing moron for hiring her. She's an incoherent right wing shill. Her only excuse for being on tv is that there are too few prison documentaries to fill the time.
06-09-2017 , 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
trump today: i've never asked anyone to pledge allegiance under oath. that's ridiculous. who would even ask that??

trump 15 months ago: http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/05/politi...ure/index.html
Seems like the guy who literally created a national Loyalty Day holiday is the sort of person who would demand allegiance oaths.
06-09-2017 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by simplicitus
My honest belief is that he had a phone in his pocket that was recording, made his tweet threat, then thought better about it and deleted the recording some time later.
You really think he even knows how to record stuff on his phone? It's a goddamn miracle he manages to use his Twitter app.
06-09-2017 , 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by simplicitus
God the MSNBC head is a ****ing moron for hiring her. She's an incoherent right wing shill. Her only excuse for being on tv is that there are too few prison documentaries to fill the time.
Her show is easily the worst in the whole weekday lineup. She's just boring but it's great for the olds watching news at 6 I guess. The ratings can't be good. I hate the bag.


Meh I'm wrong.

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One of the newest members of the MSNBC family, Greta Van Susteren provided the network with solid numbers in the 6 p.m. hour. For the Record delivered the time period’s best total viewer and A25-54 audiences for a quarter since Q4, 2012. While MSNBC remains behind Fox News and CNN at 6 p.m., it delivered more year-over-year audience growth than its competition: up +59 percent in total viewers, and up +74 percent in the A25-54 demo.
06-09-2017 , 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RV Life
I think that's b/c he doesn't have nearly as much money as he pretends to have. There's an article out there where Jeff Ross talks about how on the "Roast of Donald Trump" his taxes were off limits but his family was not.

If Trump was worth the amount of money he says he is, I think he would JUMP at the chance to prove it to the world. The dude has been a conman and carnival barker his entire life. No reason to think he's worth as much as he says he is.
The lawyer Trump used to sue a reporter for 5 billion dollars for saying Trump's net worth was much lower than Trump claimed is Trump's current lawyer, Colonel Klink or whatever. The reporter is not allowed to discuss the terms of the settlement or Trump's tax returns (which he's seen, as the judge required them to be produced), but I saw him say that Trump's counsel was out-lawyered at every stage. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump was required to pay the guy's (well, the publisher's) legal fees.
06-09-2017 , 11:14 PM
Democrat Jon Ossoff is leading Republican Karen Handel in the special election race for Georgia’s traditionally conservative sixth district, a new poll finds.

The poll, conducted by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, shows the 30-year-old Democrat leading by seven points: 51 per cent to Ms Handel’s 44.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/democrat-...204656806.html
06-09-2017 , 11:21 PM
Just a thought. I do not think the republican mouth pieces have thought out their kill comey strategy. Its bad for many reasons but the underlying one imo is the mueller effect. He knows how stand up comey is and they are close. Hearing his personal friend be dragged through the mud this way might make him unleash the beast and really go hard at these people.

Idk if these morons are ready for it or have thought that far ahead of their on nose.
06-09-2017 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by RV Life
I think that's b/c he doesn't have nearly as much money as he pretends to have. There's an article out there where Jeff Ross talks about how on the "Roast of Donald Trump" his taxes were off limits but his family was not.
I think his net worth/wealth was off limits, but saying he was incestuous with his own daughter was fair game
06-09-2017 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib
I think his net worth/wealth was off limits, but saying he was incestuous with his own daughter was greatly encouraged
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06-09-2017 , 11:36 PM
A Trumpist on Don Lemon (CNN again) messed up and got ridiculed for it.

They had him cornered between him saying Comey was fired for being incompetent and Trump saying it was over Russia on the Holt TV interview. Don asked why Trump waited so long to fire him, and the Trump guy got flustered and kinda yelled "Because he wasn't doing what Trump wanted!" and they made him regret it right away lol.

EDIT: There was a lot more back & forth before he blurted that out, so it was definitely better and more suspenseful on TV.
06-09-2017 , 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
You really think he even knows how to record stuff on his phone? It's a goddamn miracle he manages to use his Twitter app.
I agree with Simplicitus (assuming a recording ever existed). The original story is behind a paywall at wsj, but

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...Trump told a Wall Street Journal reporter that he was taping their in-person interview, and then at the end, he revealed that he’d had a phone capable of recording hidden under a newspaper.
http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/...ed-comey/2822/

      
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