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Originally Posted by Max Cut
Imagine how he will perform if and when any sort of large-scale national emergency arises.
1. Analyze situation for profit potential.
2. Secure self, maybe family.
3. Tweet "WAAF UNLESS we do [most profitable action]" and spread blame around.
4. Build up ratings for upcoming TV appearance.
5. Ask Vladimir what to do.
6. Offer lots of help to Republican base. Help later.
7. Go on TV. Repeat steps 3 & 6.
8. Offer less help to Democrats. Never help.
9. Watch Fox for feedback on own speech. Count # of times they say "Trump" during the analysis. Catch updates of national emergency in between.
10. Check to see if this is a good time to lift Russian sanctions.
11. Repeat step 1.
12. ?????
13. Yay step 1!