I don't think anyone is expecting so much that Trump was going to be implicated by that as much as Trump may have caused the place to be shaken down.

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Peed for Senate in Maryland.

Can't wait for the 2020 Weiner Peed presidential ticket.

Serious? I have bags and need a good product.

There are a few MLM chicks on my FB feed who'd love to expose him to the wonderous world of magic face creams.

WTFFF (what the ducking ducking duck) - that is the most insane thing he's tweeted.

He was laughing along with Russia just yesterday.

Easily one of his most sane tweets.

For his base, that tweet is some solid narrative managment.

Yeah no ****. Like every ****ing ****head on a message board learns basic cross examination here, when Sarah Huckabee Sanders says that all those FBI agents called and said Comey sucked, the only follow up is:

"What are those agents names?"

Much more cost-effective:
Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula Firming Butter

Much more cost-effective:
Impeach him

Absolutely. I used another one before this that was more expensive and not as good. Just remember to keep it in the fridge.

Also very important (according to the Queer Eye guys): use your ring finger and dab/smoosh it on - never wipe. Wiping is abrasive. I'm guessing ring finger is the softest fingertip because it gets the least use. Or maybe because it's hard to press very hard with your ring finger.

Dude I'm watching a longer version of this Holt interview. Terrifying. Dude is legit crazy. His brain is scrambled eggs. There is no way he can keep up this pace.

He's pissing off a lot of powerful people. You can't just fire people like Yates, Comey and Bharara and not expect consequences to catch up to you.

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/862804529456271362

Within the FBI, the Russia investigation is considered to be "a crisis," the source said, and "there is a whole lot of interfering." The succession of events surrounding Comey's firing is not considered to be a coincidence by the agency. In the week before he was terminated, Comey asked Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein for additional resources to pursue the Russia investigation.

Dude I know want to believe this but may I introduce you to Republican congresscritters. It literally doesn't matter how obviously guilty this piece of **** is. There is very close to nothing that could come out now that would cause them to take him out.

Impeachment is a political process.

Nope, she's legit. One angry black woman has the power of 10 resentful olds.

we can only hope they release damning video evidence of trump committing treason in a satanic ritual ceremony within 10 days of the 2018 midterm election. any longer than 10 days out and most people will forget about it and move back into their established camps

R+F4LYFE

After not watching the news or seeing the Holt interview for several hours, this post is the first thing that came to mind when I returned. Our country is so incredibly ****ed if Trump stays in charge.

Even McConnell and Ryan would have to do something if the FBI or any other agency actually has a case. You can ignore unnamed sources or rumors, the intelligence community is much harder to ignore.

The FBI reports to the DOJ though, not to Congress.

after trump fires mike flynn: "he's a wonderful man"

after trump fires jim comey: "he's a showboat, a grandstander. he wasn't doing a good job."

Yea I get that. My point is there are very powerful people in Washington that spent decades getting to where they are getting. They worked w/ both R and D parties. They are not just going to roll over and say "Aww shucks! I guess I'll just go home now!" just because Daddy had a temper tantrum and fired them.

It's not just Yates, Comey and Bharara. They all have connections. They getting fired has a ripple effect. It's not like firing the manager at Burger King.

Politicians like McConnell and Ryan may be souless hacks that do whatever the Koch Brothers tell them to do. But that doesn't mean everyone in the FBI, CIA, and DoJ will fall in line.

At some point, there's a tipping point. Sure it's stacked on Trump's side right now. But it doesn't mean Trump is untouchable.

There's obviously an inflection point where it becomes a better play to impeach and roll with Pence (and take the ensuing wrath of Trump supporters) than to continue with Trump. I'm not saying I know where it is, but it absolutely exists. Utter naivety on the level of your multi-o lol to think otherwise and both Ds and Rs are aware of this.

Acosta tweeting that Spicey McSpiceface may not be long for this admin