A lot of people are laughing at Trump's claim to have invented
the question mark the metaphor "priming the pump", but this one is way better.
It has everything. It has Trump relaying a conversation with an unnamed source who talks exactly like Donald Trump. It has him inexplicably calling the magnetic replacement for the steam powered launching catapults "digital"*. It has him sounding exactly like a cranky old man who likes his common sense and his BIG NOISES but also since he's President I guess he's just scrapping the program now? Or something?
*The acronym for the ElectroMagnetic Aircraft Launch System is EMALS. He might think it has something to do with email.